>be me >walking in grocery store parking lot >see car

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>be me
>walking in grocery store parking lot
>see car pulling out of a spot
>the car behind them is impatient and honking their horn and revving their engine, acting crazy
>all they had to do was put their car in reverse to get into the perpendicular exit lane and go that way instead, but they just wanted an excuse to honk and act crazy i guess
>they tailgate the innocent car on their way out of the parking lot
>feel bad for the person being harassed, look around and see the NPCs doing nothing, get urge to white knight
>run up and splash some water on the aggressor's windshield
>they stop and honk non-stop, as if the car itself were flinching in pain from the water, fucking lol
>at least the innocent car got away
>finally the aggro car rolls down their passenger window
>it's a roastie autistically screeching about how she's going to call the cops
>she pulls out her phone because she thinks she's going to magically milk some precious social capital and strong independent womyn points out of a video of me walking away
>she honestly thinks this is her mattress girl moment
>she honestly thinks she is about to become a worldwide celebrity because i violently attacked her windshield with assault water
why don't fathers discipline their brat daughters anymore?
posting here because it's the closest I've been to having sex with a girl in three years.