>So I've been living with my relatives since childhood

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>So I've been living with my relatives since childhood
>Probably shouldn't have gotten into a fight with my uncle who drove me to school /b/ut fuck it! It happened
>I decide to play hooky, I know a guy who sells mediocre kush
>Did a shit ton of weed and decided "fuck it, I'm going to go to this wrestling tournament"
>Everybody goes wtf.jpeg when they see a stoner guy get in the ring and spin while loudly singing Michelle Branch's "Breathe"
>Retarded security throws me out as I stagger home to find a huge fuckin' crowd around one of the streets close to my house
>Many people step aside as I realize it's my uncle who was killed as he waited for me to come back from school since he was going to meet me at a little coffee shop we'd always go to
>As I'm bawling my eyes out, I see a man run for it into this abandoned building. I track the fucker down and punch him in the face repeatedly until the clumsy fuck backs up and falls 7 stories to his death
>Nobody knows who killed him. Only clue they have is this man in red and blue spandex with a spider logo on his chest was leaving the scene of the crime disoriented, knocking over trash cans with nobody bothering to acknowledge him because of fear.

From then on I made a promise to myself so I would save anyone in trouble. For uncle Ben.