>When no one to play with, little sister always up for it

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>When no one to play with, little sister always up for it
>Friend has a fuck-up or drops, little sister can always tag along
>An excuse to go into all those guilty pleasure shops you both love
>Able to tell each other absolutely everything and be there for each other
>Never have to go to dinner alone, little sister always there
>Hugs and cuddles all you want
>Know what she likes better than anyone and vice versa
>Always have fond memories together to talk about
>A good laugh to cheer each other up when bad things happen

You dont need a GF when you have a little sister. Your only job is to keep the niggers away. And if you cant manage that, its YOUR fault for not raising her properly. If your little sister rides the cock roulette, its YOUR fault. If she gets knocked up and beaten by a nigger, its YOUR fault.

If you dont have a little sister you should just kill yourself already. Its literally the gateway to a happy life. Id say there was no way I could imagine life without her, but I could, and thats because of all you sad sacks of shit. She is the only thing keeping me alive right now, and Im happy for that, because I love her and she loves me the same.

Sex is not a requirement for a happy life, and even then, if you disagree, you should just test the waters and hear her out. Myself, Ive brought it up before and were currently in limbo. The thought that bringing incest up as a legitimate option will cause the family to fall apart is absolute bullshit. That only happens if she doesnt trust you enough to begin with, meaning you failed at being a good brother.

Any of you who have disconnected from little sisters, get the fuck out there right now. Find her, talk to her, become her brother again. Unless shes already drowning in chad and nigger, meaning youve ruined her life and should probably kill yourself anyway.

You dont need to be a chad to be happy. You need a little sister.