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>you are given a chance to completely ravage the Pharaoh's

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>you are given a chance to completely ravage the Pharaoh's daughter
>all you need to do is defeat Chad'nul Thundercockus in the arena
>he stands 6'6 and has yet to lose a fight

>a gypsy approaches you and tells you you can win the fight
>all you need to do is make a trade
>you'll be granted the best physique and prowess as long as the pharaoh's daughter remains a virgin
>the moment it's broken, you die from excessive weight gain and balding

What do?
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>trips
I'd have missionary sex with her, pass out on top and we both die as she watches me turn hideous

Fuck Stacey
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I *teleport behind Chad'nul and unsheath my katana*
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fuck Chad in the ass in the arena for eternity
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>>37683555
a. don't fight chad
b. make the trade, win the fight, kill the daughter, and fuck other women.

Was this suppose to be difficult?
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>>37683555
>pharaoh's daughter already slutted it up with Chad'nuls and Jerome'tuls
>gypsy wants to test out her fat balding death spell
nah i'm good
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>>37683555
murder the daughter, enjoy eternal youth and fitness
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>>37683607
OP said you die the moment she's no longer a virgin
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She still remain as a virgin if I fuck her in the ass and eat her out right?
Nothing to loose here
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>>37683624
>>37683607
sorry i read that as fuck the daughter and kill other women

my bad
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>>37683607
>>37683619
>gypsy finds another Egyptian loser
>"if you rape the girl's corpse, your penis will grow by 2 inches"
uh oh
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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

original comment
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>>37683555
poison or assassinate chad
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>>37683631
>nothing to loose

except her asshole
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>>37683624
not the guy you replied to but how the fuck does her virginity go away by dying you fucking retard,
the whole point is that the only way to keep her a virgin is by killing her.
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Make trade, anally ravage chick. Boom.
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>>37683624
she will die a virgin you idiot meaning.
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>>37683669>>37683675


I MISREAD IT JESUS FORGIVE ME
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>>37683555
kill faggot Pharoah and daughter, become King through conquest
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I take the trade, then ravage the Phaoroh's daughter's bootyhole, keeping her precious virginity in tact.
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>>37683555
>heh do you want me to cheat?
>such dishonorable act can't be done by me a samurai
>i will fight Chad'nul with my own power
>Nothing personnel Chad but i will have to kill you
>*unsheats katana* ...
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Assuming KILLING her fucks up the spell...

Fight and rape Chad, find and rape the pharaoh, rape the daughter's ass in front of the pharaoh, kill Chad while ass fucking him, ass fuck the gypsy, find Cleopatra and become her sexalave bottom and finally missionary fuck the pharaoh after poking the daughter's hymen so that he dies from asphyxiation from me going fat
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REMOVE COCK FROM ASS, CHADNUL
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fyi nonsummerjack

no ass no tits, but still fap to her
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>>37683555
I'd rather stay virgin than see or touch an egyptian nigress. If greek princess, maybe I would.
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maybe if she were a loli
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>>37683555
You don't take the bet, because this is what actually happens:
>You die instantly because she's a Stacie turboslut.
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>>37683555
I use the Jason Gambit, making the princess fall in love with me so that she uses her powerful Egyptian magic to help me defeat Chad'nul.
Then we book it for the boat and get the fuck out of Egypt.
I'm also less of a cunt than Jason so I won't ditch the princess afterwards.
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>>37683760
Only the last dynasty of Egyptian rulers were black. All the others were snow white. Genetic studies have proven this.
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>>37683669
But many people here are alive and remain virgin.
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>>37683830
>All the others were snow white. Genetic studies have proven this.

>Snow white

kek
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>>37683760
>>37683830

the girl in the OP is asian actually.

[nonsummerjack (non)]My GOD ANUBIS
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Egyptians weren't white?
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>>37683857
Ther was no photography at the time, op's pic is not relevant.
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>>37683875
Well then, now we know it's not relevant to the thread you can shut up about it.
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Tap dat asssss
We wuzzzzz kangzzzzz n shiet
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>>37683830
None were black. They were all a mix of Arab and eastern Europeans. Both we wut kangs and muh aryan supremacy is wrong. Even from the artworks the distinguished themselves from backs and whites.
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>>37683936
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fifth_Dynasty_of_Egypt

Nope the last one was Nubian
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Who the fuck cares about Egypt? Irrelevant nation except for Cleopatra who was Greek.
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>>37683638
>kill the daughter
>cremate her
>throw her in the Nile
Problem solved.
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Do I have guns? If I do will it just be a shit musket? If not what are the choices 9f weapons?
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