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>"Wait are you joking right now Anon? You're not? Seriously? So you seriously have no friends? Not one? But what about the guys you went to highschool with, haven't you like kept in touch with them? I mean, yes I'm kind of surprised. It's not as if I expected you to be super popular or anything, but to have no one at all? It sorta makes me wonder why you're so eager to spend time with me. It's just a little disconcerting is all. I hate to say this but I'm not really interested in dating a guy who has no circle of friends or any friends other than me. It's just too much responsibility for me to handle. I'm sure you're a great guy and you seem nice enough and everything, but I don't think I want to date you. Sorry!"
>>37681738
Okay. I guess this is when I go home and contemplate suicide but I just end up jerking off and falling asleep.
You dumb bitch you have more hair on your arm than I do. The reason I don't have any friends is because most of them are idiots like you. The only reason we're in going on a date is because OP is a faggot
>>37681738
This is what I feel like would probably get me denied the fastest. I have literally no friends beyond my autistic brother who is several years younger than me. My hobbies are also limited and probably un-interesting to women. I want to go back to a time when a large social circle wasn't common, like in the frontier days. Sure, people had "friends", but surviving was more important than how many bros you had.
>>37681738
Literally just happened to me yesterday. A solid 6.5/10 started flirting with me at work. We started eating lunch together and talking about our lives. We go on a couple dates and she realizes I wasn't being ironic when I said I have no friends. She then stopped talking to me altogether. Fuck the world.
>>37681888
>being honest with people
buddy why?
>>37681888
women need social proof a guy is of high worth, they can't make their own decisions so they defer to what society has decided
>oh he doesn't have friends, he must be shit then
they literally prefer to go out with a guy who is a cheater than a guy with no experience of women because their is value in him since other girls are going out with him
>have no friends
>meet girl @ work
>she has no friends either
>keep talking
>she has friends but none of them are as interesting as me
>get fired
>she eventually quits
>says she misses the days we worked together
>comes by 2-3 times a week to my aparment to get drunk
>mfw
>>37682055
did she touch ur peepee
>>37682055
Sounds like love to me. Get her to stop drinking though it's unhealthy and spend your time doing something nice like going for a walk or meal instead.