What's up loser? Haha it's me, Chad Dudebro, from high

>>37676405
nothing personnel sir dudebro
*spin around, bring the wagarashi katana blade from behind, momentum causes a clean cut*
chad's eyes look stunned, he makes for a contemplative utterance as his life slips away out from his very eyes
like in the moves gravity slowly causes the top piece to slide down into the water
i walk away from the fountain of blod that turns the sea red, sun reflects red light causing global hurricane
pshh.. too easy

>With Chad's lifeless corpse floating in the ocean, you hear a scream coming from behind you
>A beautiful blonde haired temptress runs towards his beach chair
>"Chad oh chad, not my beautiful boyfriend!"
>Tears stream from her blue eyes onto her perky and sizeable breasts
>She bites her lip and looks up at you
>"Di-did you you do this?"

>>37676596
"That I did Madam."
>You reach atop your head to pull down your fadora to a respectful tip
>You carefully retract your hand as to not activate your acne
>Noticing a visible amount of grease has seemed to have coated the tips of your fingers from the edges of your hair, you calmly wipe it off on your sweatpants
>You wouldn't want to offend the lady
"I'm afraid your sexual partner simply failed to make peace with his past. While I was tempted to forget past transgressions, I'm afraid my iron code of honor forbids such exeptions."

>>37676596
i stand facing away from her in the sunset
the sun gleaming onto the waves making a truculent cacophony of broken hued light like a lamp that didnt want to be itself
i grip the brim of my balmoral bonnet and slowly turn just enough so the eye on the side of my gripping arm is seen
the light refelcts in my eye flashes brilliantly just as our three eyes meet, her blue oceans of subliminal purity and mine, a fierce green dragon making its way in the world
she is visible stunned. her mouth drops and can only give a contemplative utterance
i smirk and say nothing, full metal alchemist opener starts playing as i walk off into the horizon

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>>37676405
>nice-ish black girl becomes meh-looking white guy
FUCK OFF TUMBLR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE