Pearl is so fucking sexy. Her form emphasises all the best subtle feminine features: long and slender limbs and digits, small but shapely shoulders, and of course that silky smooth pale white skin.
>>37675123
I wish Pearl was my Mom. She'd dote on me, and lecture me on every decision I make in life, but she'd hold me at night crying that she wasn't a better mother. It would be okay cause I would remind her she tried her best and I came out okay. And then we'd fuck.
Oppai Pearl is better
Isn't the gist of this show to turn boys into girls
I might as well bump this thread. It'll save me from all the other garbage threads that are on tonight.
>>37675219
No. And you don't have a single fact to back that up.
So fuck right off.
>>37675219
The gist is to fuck gay space rocks with murdercocks until they quite literally are fucked to nonexistence.
>>37675123
you're overlooking the hip to waist ratio.
Nothing is more sexy than a slender waist and good hips. Fuck how can a man ever consider dating a fatty?
>>37675234
But isn't Steven raised by those lesbian crystal aliens and he's really girly and one character is a melded lesbian couple
>>37675280
That's not a subtle feature though. It's pretty well-known and talked about.
Gems aren't organic, and their life spans go on beyond thousands.
>>37675219
Pretty much, it's hyperfeminism cucking future generations, they have to quell Doland's rampage and the unvisible patriarchy someway.
>>37675267
humanity would be utopian if they could all live like they do in the human zoo, even we'd get guaranteed gfs, too bad they just want us destroyed
there are many gem that are found to be trapped in caves where they were formed with their consciousness fully intact but with no purpose or guidance,
>>37675430
These gems have been seen to never venture past their cradle, although they could possess intelligence beyond humanity, can communicate and are more than durable enough to not fear any outside forces, they remain where they were formed.
Is this a Pearl dump then? I'm game.
Pearls are a different story. they are sometimes considered "not a real gem" but it's hard to determine what really makes up a gem since they still possess everything that a Gem would possess in a "Gem" Society
No no, the tattoo says The Robot The in German.
Their forms are generated by the gems they possess and are consisted of what they believe is "light given a solid shape"
I don't know if I'm clever enough to come up with something for every post
tfw no neurotic Pearl gf
It i unclear how they generate such a long life span, a fully formed consciousness, a physical form able to manipulate the area or do any of the given traits each gem possesses.
I love /sug/ warts and all but some times I wish they'd tone down the memes and shitposting a little.
They absorb "nutrients" from specifically fertile soil.
Quick not-/sug/, what's her name again??
idk didhjklrGDF\
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die jonesing for that pink muff pie" the Renegade
I like this one, it's the water colour and her cute expression.
>>37675493
>>37675513
>>37675541
These are some top-tier Pearls
>>37675574
>>37675561
>>37675501
don't post at all if all you have is shit
POTUS leaving the truth that fake news wont report. Sad!
momma pearl is the best. it's so raw, it's so real. the emotions she has is something so very few of us could ever relate to. it's so passionate
>>37675592
Fuck off with your negative vibes
>>37675608
Watching her come out of her shell and iinto a loving mother is such a great thing. you really had to sit by in season 1 and wait for he new episodes to understand how different she has become and how different the show is.
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
without sounding too creepy it has really been a pleasure hearing every song and seeing her develop
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade (this one's my favorite from that one time in that one thread following LOOOFBC)
There is some really great fucking shit on tumblr for her
but just not enough to do her justice.
>Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff" the Renegade
>>37675668
saved. I love this one.
beb pearl when
>>37675661
>mfw Deedee makes her neurotic exasperation vaguely sexual sounding
I just wish /co/ would FUCK OFF
they must hate traffic on that board or they fucking despise everything about SU.
>Pearl "give her the licc only if she thicc" the Renegade
holy fuck, it's pretty much blatent how much mods don't care about rules there.
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
the only threads even resembling Steven universe is to trash talk or complain. it's fucking just their version of propaganda.
>this how sucks how can you watch it
>22 replies within 5 hours
>pearl?
>400 replies within 2 hours.
>mods were asleep, op was banned.
>>37675756
You're just now realizing this anon?
>>37675768
Sounds like a fair trade.
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" the Renegade
Pearl storytime! Part 01
>>37675811
Part two roboblox
now that moot is gone and the owner doesn't even speak fucking ENGLISH there is literally no one to talk to about this. it's retarded.
I just want my voice to be heard, why the fuck do the mods get to decide what does and doesn't get a thread based on their ow personal preference.
>skinny af
>jew beak
>overall retarded body shape
small wonder tumbr autists like this trash
>>37675123
>watching steven jewniverse
literal garbage kike brainwashing cartoon are you fucking serious its one of the worst cartoons of late. It's full of nothing but sjw pandering and annoying characters and shit tier writing.
Please report to the nearest gas chamber if you genuinely fucking like this garbage show. Why cant you just watch anime and at least pretend to have taste even though you'll just watch moeshit garbage
>>37675811
>>37675820
No fuck off with your shitty ham fisted gay fucking nigger shit. it's a stupid comic that honestly looks worse than chris chan, and the writing is trashier then anything coming out of fanfiction dot com
don't ever post this shit again
>>37675820
Part 03
>>37675849
As expected of a lapsifag
>>37675846
>I'm going to make shit out my ass come out my mouth because even on /pol/ I need to be a sheep that can't think critically beyond the mass opinion.
>I'm a gay nigger please rape my face
kill yourself you stupid fuck
>>37675865
Part 4 diamond is unshatterable
>>37675865
You are soiling the thread, fuck off.
>>37675884
You fuck off
Checkmate, atheists.
original cute post
>>37675880
Please post more. I find it enjoyable.
>>37675873
you first faggot. I'm sick of seeing this shit every fucking where. The worst part is there's nuggests of good porn in there that the bloated dykes behind the show ruin with retard noses
>>37675897
>can't even post a decently drawn pearl
jesus man get a fuckign clue
>Pearl "ran from the cops fucking pink pussies I'll never stop" the Renegade
>>37675922
Nigga I hope you're on some next level irony that I can't comprehend because you're making yourself look extra retarded with THAT picture
>>37675914
I couldnt' care less what you think bugs you. you're going into OUR thread to complain to us about some stupid shit you made up in your head and think we're doing anything other than what we've literally said to do, which is peacefully reside in a thread and post pictures. go smoke some more meth and stay mad, nobody gives a fuck what bugs you.
fuck the captcha pigs
>>37675123
then you will love this fanfic
https://youtu.be/20Z8cHac6cg
Remember the theories that Yellow Diamond wasn't a giant she just had a really small Pearl?
I'm out of pearl, I'm posting peridot
peri posting best.
>>37675608
I got u fampire weekend
google is having a field day with all these apartments I'm verfying
This is a very productive use of my Monday evening/early Tuesday morning
I should start to get paid 1 cent for every captcha I fill desu
I can't stop farting, It's because I'm lactose intolorant
>Pearl "if she's 8 feet tall give me a call" the Renegade
had a small spoonful of ice cream and it's fucking me up
bleh bleh original
>>37676024
They make lactose free milk you know
Trying to keep this thread at page 1 all by myself. easy shit.
>No pearl harem
Why live
Some days I wish Pearl was real, I bet she would be an anorexic woman, but also have thin proportions in general. Imagine trying to do the sex, and anything even close to rough would break her back, her spine in two as she can't feel her legs.
>>37675820
I'm no fan of this show but from what I've seen from the fanfics to the actual show why is it that they can't go 2 mins without crying?
>>37676056
I drink that, but they don't have enough flavours of ice cream.
and I didn't even buy the ice cream because I don't bother, my parents just had it in the freezer and I mowed down.
>>37676073
>all by myself
>13 posters
Okay
>>37676089
rebecca sugar (one of the main writers) thinks crying is funny. she gets it from watching too much one piece.
>>37676103
>88 posts
all me
>>37676090
>my parents just had it in the freezer and I mowed down.
You got no one to blame but yourself, stinky.
>>37676089
>why is it that they can't go 2 mins without crying?
Honestly I think its become a running gag at this point.
I would almost be scared at how many posts I could do without the captcha
>>37675333
Checked, also, I could write better characters by shitting alphabits on a Dr. Seuss inspired murder mystery
I'm getting cucked here by the captcha
>>37676114
Damn. Well can't argue with that logic it's airtight.
>>37676141
so you think you know everything about a show you have never watched.
honestly I'm not surprised at how bottom the iQ here goes to. the fucking morons from /copol/ need to make up the stupidest shit to justify a hatred towards a kids show
Jaspearl is the patrician ship and to embrace it is to achieve enlightenment
t. Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Essays On Mind And Matter"
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MORE BIMBO PERI
BIMOBO PEROI
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUU
Pearl has big breasts! Big!
>I don't eat
>I don't sleep
>I do nothing but think of youuu~
>You keep me under your spell
>You keep me under your spell
>You keep me under your spell
B R A V O R E F N
I will continue cute posting of peri after my dick calms down.
I"m not sure if I posted this already
peri butt
>Pearl "outrun the bigs eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>>37676183
>how bottom the iQ here goes to. the fucking morons from /copol/
What?
Most kids shows are written to be watchable by anyone so parents can watch along, this one literally panders hyperliberal tumblrites, it's mlp for grown women.
ASS HOLE
ASSHOLES OF PERI
>>37676229
I think the imageboard has some kind of code for recognizing duplicate images from the source so if you did post it (you didn't btw) it would reject your submission
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>>37676245
yea, the message is simplified, but that does't mean only stupid people and children can watch it.
what's your justification for hating a show with a good story, lots of development, a wide range of characters who you will fiest hate but then like later on, and be satisfied with the knowledge that you can't psychoanalyse someone who is your age just because you make generalising connections between two separate symbols
>>37676207
EXTRA THICC
oregano is oregon but with an o
>>37676267
I already know this, I just needed somethinig to say to avoid the robot, I'm just shooting my mouth off.
unless you also needed something to day to avoid the robot.
>Pearl "blue lives splatter make the puss shatter" the Renegade
tomboy kid peri is also good, but she becomes a goddess that no cock other than the murder cock can enjoy.
BEB PERI
>>37676326
I'm not a mindreader man there was a 50/50 chance you could have been asking a legitimate question
I'm off to smoke some weed, jerk off, cry and fall asleep.
so I'll post a few more steve unirvese pictures until I get my nerve up
I miss astronaut pearl
first time in a long while I've had a day off to smoke weed so this is nice
I wonder how active/dead an entire board dedicated to steven universe would be
>tfw I'll never look as cute in these clothes as gay tumblr rocks
>>37675284
so where's the part about turning boys into girls?
steven isn't allowed to be a little feminine if he wants????
Alright senpai, I'm off.
keep the thread warm while I'm gone.
and I do mean that you need to keep the thread up on page 1 or else I will bust your balls and start posting fluffy abuse
>>37676401
>>37676418
We're doing good work. No one will ever admit it but every board comes to r9k. I'm sure some of these images are new to some of these folks, and maybe we'll have brightened their day, even if just a little.
>>37676446
Nigga don't even joke about that. Have fun, be safe. Keep the feels reals.
>The astronaut lays dying on the cold space station. She whispers her last words to you, "Fuck Greg"
This is the thread equivalent of having an itchy crotch with no nails
PEARL'S BIG BOOBS
>>37676471
>he thinks I'm joking
keep the thread at page 1
>>37675873
hello kike!
Gas yourself thanks!
>>37675958
sounds like you're pretty butt bugged, faggot
go jack off to your fucking kid's show drawings and pretend they're your friends when, in all reality, would resent your pontsy ass if they knew you
Have to get up in six hours but nope I'm posting gay ass space rocks fanart on a Venezuelan recreational drone flying ARPANET bbs
I'm out but in an original manner of doing so
Garner is so fertile.
Anyone have any pictures of Aquamarine?
She's my fav.
Looks like the thread died as soon as I left. What a shocker.
Brb posting fluffy abuse in a minute.
Fuck it. I'll make my own thread where I spam fluffy abuse. I'm not bumping until I'm done shitting.