What's the very first thing you would do if you woke up

>>37674946
Instant suicide fuck this bullshit
Illusion of control over my own life shattered, and my psyche with it.

go to the gym to make myself not a chestlet

Hit the snooze button 2-6 times before finally getting out of bed.

>>37674946
Stay in my room all day because it hasn't cured my autism.

>be 5'7
>swap bodies with a fit but hairy 5'7

No thx

>>37674946
I would get a cute girlfriend.

Stop doing my diet and eat at maintenance instead of being a fat shit.

Really though, struggle because all my IDs are now invalid and my family doesn't know me anymore.

>>37675092
Yeah honestly, this. If this shit happened to any conscious being, realistically they'd go into psychosis real quick.

>>37674946
Depends on the dick, since we can't see it.
What size is it? Is it uncut? Is it aesthetically pleasing?

>>37674946
finally fuck my mom she wouldn't know im me haha.
Or hit on high school girls tbqh

>>37674946
probably go have sex just to see what it's like

>>37674946
measure and study my dick extensively before jerking off for as long as i am interested in it.

>>37674946
Probably panic, throw up, claw at my face, break every mirror, hyperventilate, call everyone I knew

I'd go outside somewhere with lots of people, just to feel like I have value to others for the first time in my life.

>>37674946
Probably have go get a new photo for my license.

>>37674946
Go to a music festival and rage on mdma and acid and get some festival pussy

make a living by interacting with MILFs in university or privately funded staged club situations