ITT: Talk me out of fucking a qt trap off of Craigslist/Backpage.

Aids and blackmail

You'll feel hollow afterwards because they don't actually love you.

your dick is going to smell like a butthole for about 2 days

>>37673067
You'lI regret it.

They look NOTHING like their pics. Im talking you think you're gonna get Bailey Jay and end up with some junky heroin addict with a 5 o'clock shadow and a deap voice.

But it's your life and im betting this is a lesson you need to learn on your own.

>>37673067
>>37673067
trapz are gay

>>37673067
1. use a condom
2. don't expect a woman. you're getting an effeminate male.
3. it's better than masturbating.

>>37673096
which would be worse blackmail or black male?

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>>37673067
Breed him, originally.

>>37673167
>you think you're gonna get Bailey Jay

Yeah that's pretty much what I thought. I wouldn't waste money on one if they DIDN'T look like that. But what's stopping me from checking them out irl see if they meet my standards and walking out if they don't?

>>37673150
Yeah probably. Would I regret it less if I went for a woman? It's obvious that this will be the only way I'll lose my virginity so idk.

>>37673229
>>walking out if they don't?

That would probably create some serious drama that you'd be better off avoiding.

>>Would I regret it less if I went for a woman?

Lost my virginity to an escort. Zero regrets.

>>37673348
>serious drama
Kek. Like what? It's my money they can cry all they want if they false-advertised.

>lost my virginity to an escort
looking at women now.

>>37673419
>>Like what?

Like some crazy mentally ill tranny chasing you into the street, taking pictures of you and saying their gonna post you online if you don't pay up, etc. Some dude dressed as a woman pulling a knife, gun or dirty needle on you and mugging you, some tranny calling her pimp over to teach you a lesson for wasting his time. Just crazy shit.

You're not dealing with normal sane people. You're dealing in an underground criminal subculture and if you treat it like it's a joke you're gonna end up in some bad shit really fast.

>>37673514
O-okay anon. Are the women any safer or is it all that crazy? I t-think I'd rather just stay a virgin if there is a risk of getting seriously hurt or robbed.

>>37673514
This.
And what are you gonna do when it does happen, call the police?
You'll get arrested for solicitation of prostitution.
>>37673560
Women do it too.

>>37673589
Fuck. All I wanted was to pay a cute girl for sex and snuggling overnight. Why does it have to be filled with psychopaths? Any advice for moving forward or should I just give up and accept that I'm going to die a virgin?

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So I shouldn't pay this girl for an overnight cuddle/sex session? She's so cute.

>>37673654
If you want to take the risk of buying a whore, then what happens to you happens.
I don't know what else to tell you other than to bee yourself.

>>37673654

I got my first job as a dishwasher at age 16 and fucked my first streetwalker shortly thereafter. Im now 36 and have fucked streetwalkers, chicks at Asian massage parlors, incall and outcall escorts off the internet, etc. Twenty years of whoremongering.

And I say go for it. Just take it seriously and be careful, use your head. Personally I'd recommend reading reviews for the local Asian massage parlors in your area and going to one of them as that's safest for the first timer.

Get an account here: theeroticreview.com and only go to escorts who have been well reviewed by multiple John's. All the best whoremongers use that site. It will keep you from getting ripped off, arrested or worse.

>>37673719
If thats actually a girl then yes pay for sex wtf
its rare to find a sexy hooker
>inb4 is a cop sting