Friendly reminder that Capricorn is literally the true /r9k/

>workaholic
Do you know where you are, fucker?

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>>37671377
>Tfw failed leo

>>37671432
Work ethic only gets us so far. We're still depressed and miserable and cannot form any sort of relationship. No matter how high we get on the normie ladder of success, we're still dead inside and only want more

>>37671377

If you are a

>Aries, Leo, Sag, Scorpio, Libra, Taurus, Aquarius or Gemni

Then you CANNOT be a robot.

Hahahaha violence is so fanny

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>being an astrology retard

>>37671377
actually virgo is the true robot sign.

and libras can all get fucked. If you''re a libra GTFO

>>37671543
what. I'm scorpio

>>37671377
>>37671377

Lol Cancers are the true robot master race.

>emotional timebombs
>always wanting to help
>socially akward

Capricorns are shitty Chads and sociopaths. They can btfo.
Only Scorpios know the terror of true n' deep feels.

>>37671949
Cancer and pisces too. Poor souls cant even defend themselves.

>>37671657
No different than being a MBTI tard

t. ISTP[/ spoiler]

"virgo" in my language translates literally to "virgin"

in elementary and middle school, boys only ever asked your horoscope sign to bully you for being a double virgin

Pisces here. Literally the sign of a crazy person.

>>37671949
Scorpios are more chad than cap

>>37672107
I like how pisces people can just disappear into their minds. i wish i could be so unaware of my surroundings.

>>37671452
i know this feel my fellow

>>37671377
>waterman
What does this mean for me according to asrology? How do they stand in the robot spectrum?

>>37672192
Whoops, I mean aquarius, that bit right there was my own language, apologies. It's getting late here and then I just sometimes forget to english.

>tfw Cancer
>tfw ISTP
feels strange man

>>37671377
Dude I'm a virgo and a virgin.. Virgo's are known to be very shy and insecure.

>>37671949
>libra sun
>scorpio ascendant with mars and pluto in first house scorpio
>Capricorn moon

notice everything because scorpio
overthink everything because libra
intense and overwhelming emotions because scorpio
hide all emotions because Capricorn

killing myself on the inside by bottling up is such a good feeling. But hey, at least I can take much more damage than the regular person now.

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>>37671377

>Be Capricorn
>Read about how Taurus female is basically perfect for us
>Oneitis who actuallly had a crush on me while we were in school was a Taurus
>Find her again on facebook. Message her.
>Its clear she still somewhat digs me or is interested in talking to me
>Fuck everything up and show her my powerlevel
>Realize how badly I fucked up, but its too late
>She went from rarely logging into normie book, to never logging in
>I have to live the rest of my life knowing I drove my own mutually interested oneitis away with my autism

I mean I knew I was destined for unhappiness early on in my life, but why did the universe do such a cruel fucking thing by actually making her like me (even when I was still pretty much cringe).

I would have preferred going the rest of my life never having seen her again, than having to live this specific autistic reality out.

>>37671377
I'm Pisces-Aquarius. How does that fit in? Also my Chinese zodiac is Dog. I think that is spot on, as I want some JUSTICE.

>not being a Sagittarius

It's hard find other Sagittarius

>Actual Astrology

You morons deserve all the loneliness in your life you brainlets

>>37671377
>Be Scorpio
>paranoid about everyone
>violent thoughts
>super manipulative
>hold deep grudges
>laughing at people's misfortunes is favorite thing
>shut in
>anti social

I feel like I have the ability to be Chad, but I burned that bridge myself by being a crazy, lazy, paranoid asshole.

>>37672107
Every Pisces I've known have been childish annoying fucks

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>INTP
>Scorpio

Can it get any worse?

>>37673526
Yes it can. IN(T/F)P Pieces.

I'm an Aries. What doe this mean for me?

>>37673576
INTP Pisces here, save me from this Hell

>>37673526
>>37673576
>>37673597

ENFP Cancer here, you are all smalltime.

tfw cap neet

>>37672050
>No different than being a MBTI tard

I beg to differ.

If we were to compare the 2, we would probably find that Astrology has more accuracy than MBTI - because we've been told things about it from birth and been surrounded by retarded normies who expected us to match our Signs, which influenced us during our formative years.

Astrology is a self-fullfilling prophecy. MBTI is merely a trick we play on our mind when reading the results.

> You're rational but sometimes you get emotionnal
> Am I reading your mind yet?

>tfw INTJ but a Capricorn

fuck

>>37671377
>tfw born under the most cuck sign of the zodiac

you can probably guess which one

>>37671949
>Only Scorpios know the terror of true n' deep feels.
this sentence applies to me very well....

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What does a Capricorn/INTP combination suggest? I am classified as both.

>>37672772
Welcome friend

>fellow Sagittarius

>>37673728
Literally both are shitty Barnum effects

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>>37671377
>tfw sea goat and INTP

>>37674121
How's it going I don't know how Sagittarius act though I have only ever met one

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Taurus sun and libra moon. While we're at it i am an entp too.

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>virgo
>26 kv neet

hah, nice meme there god, eks dee