>some 6'8" Chad from my high school who was 2 years younger than me died in a motorcycle crash
>mom looked at me like I had two heads when I said who gives a shit
I love hearing about normalfags I haven't even though of in years getting btfo.
You told a grieving mother who just learnt her son died "who gives a shit", are you acoustic
>>37667977
he meant his mum
6'8 isnt a chad thats called a freakshow
still he had a better life than you
top kek
>>37668020
This
t. 6'6 freakshow previously 6'7 due to fucked up back
>>37667141
>mfw some stacey from school is dying of a terminal illness rn
>>37668020
yeah look at this freak hehe
>Chad from highschool is """missing""" in central america
desu I'd do the same but not fucking tell my mom that
>>37668224
I wrote desu not desu
>>37668041
This would only be true if I died right now. At least I've lived long enough to go to bars lmao
>>37668224
>>37668246
What I actually typed was "desu" but it must have autocorrected to "desu"
>>37668262
>>37668246
>>37668224
wtf is wrong with this doohickey
>>37668285
Hook, line and sinker, newfriend
>>37667141
>used to sit next to Chad kid in class who everyone liked and loved
>ends up getting hit a car on his quad bike, knocked into the other lane and ran over
>survived but died in ambulance on way to hospital
>laughed my fucking ass off when I heard about it and made jokes in front of people and got "the fuck is wrong with you stare"
>sat in class and smirked every time someone cried about it, savoring their pain
Good times.
>>37667141
Great news anon!
>>37668293
what does that mean? sorry I'm new here I don't understand the newfangled tongue of the internet
>stacy you crushed on died in a car accident when her chad bf drunk drove
>>37668405
4chan automatically filters the word you're trying to type to "desu"
They like to filter overused meme words like that for the hell of it. They also filtered c.u.c.k to kek, s.m.h to baka and f.a.m to senpai
>>37668451
Did he die too? And would you personally him rather lived or died?
>>37668451
rest in pepporonis
>>37668405
the mod set up a filter that maps certain words to others. t b h becomes desu, etc. you run into these from time to time. m00t used to pull shit like this all the time in the old days
Its seriously stupefying why parents seem to hold this belief that all the kids in school are all friends together or something.
>>37668139
he would be a freak if he wasnt an in-shape multi millionaire star basketball player retard
>Chad pissed off some beta who hit him in the head with a vodka bottle permanently paralysing him from the neck down.
>>37668583
if this is true the other guy will probably spend the rest of his life in prison getting raped by tyrone so not really worth
>>37668473
Cuck is back to cuck you cuck. Keep up.
>>37668583
oh god if thats true i want to donate money to that hero robot
>>37668285
SUMMERFAGS GO AWAY
>>37668633
Ofuk, guess all that time it was filtered siphoned all of the cancer out of me.
>>37668637
It's been proven multiple times that the site doesn't experience any significant upswing in posters during the summer. Try again.
>>37668637
watch your profanity sir, and I'll have you know I'm straight as an arrow
>>37668615
no lol it happened in Sweden, the beta got like 6 months in juvie. Chad is still cripple and lost all his friends.
>>37668636
>>37668285
New piece of shit GTFO normalfag
>>37668567
lol that's so true.
>be in middle/high school
>this one pseudo-Chad (plays sports, acts like a dudebro but is also a neurotic manlet) always calls everyone gay/faggot
>constantly talks about gay shit and how everyone else is gay
>harasses me and my friend in particular and calls us fags every day, asks us who pitches who catches etc.
>4 years after high school ended, see him on Facebook
>he's gone full tranny and his picture is him extremely skinny with makeup on and a parasol doing a feminine pose
>graduate highschool 3 years ago
>Have never ever seen anybody from school ever again
Do you live in small towns?
I wish I could see what Chad and Stacy are up to, but they're probably more successful than me. :(
>>37668633
Fun fact, capitalize cuck and it becomes KEK, retarded hiroshimoot forgot to set the capitalized version back.
>>37668702
finally a nice happy story, thanks anon
>>37668756
you know what you have to do. give it to him.
>>37668224
>>37668246
>>37668262
>>37668285
these summerfags holy fuck
>>37668224
>>37668246
>>37668262
>>37668285
KYS NEWFAG
ORIGINAL
>>37668819
>>37668808
but those were all me
>>37668246
Point and laugh at this faggot desu
>>37668808
>>37668819
>being so new you still fall for this bait
go back to twitter.
>>37668870
the only smart person here desu
CRAZY 8S
>>37668849
I honestly wish you a violent death in a mass shooting.
Cmon robots. Beat the high score.
>>37667141
>tfw your mom probably fucked him that's why she looked at you like that
lol
>>37668887
Wtf I wrote desu
>>37667141
Finally a good new.
>>37668982
What. The. Fuck.
desu
desu
>>37668870
>being so new you fell for the ol' double edged bait and hook
I heard lebbit is more your speed desu
Tbh
Senpai
Smh
This is a test
>all the chads from my high school ended up successful with happy lives
>my one robot friend was the one who died
why
>>37669066
how did you type desu I tried that like 5 times in this chat already
Retelling from memory
>jock chad finds out his stacy gf cheated on him with his best friend
>comes home, his parents tell him they're divorcing
>goes to garage, hangs himself
>robot was friend of mortician's son, found out chad botched the hanging, took him 20 painful minutes to die
>>37669125
Life isn't fair and there is no god.
baka senpai desu im a lvl 20 wizard
>>37669155
>chad botched the hanging, took him 20 painful minutes to die
>>37668368
The fuck wrong with you bro
>>37669155
nice one haha
>>37668368
YOU R SO DEVILLISH
>>37668671
yet suddenly you see
>I typed desu not desu
everywhere
>Need to earn a few bucks in high school.
>Start tutoring this Chad from the baseball team.
>Cool dude, not a bully like the other jocks in school.
>He needs a C+ to get a college scholarship along with his baseball.
>Few weeks in he starts getting C+s on exams and papers.
>Starts getting into my love life making sure I ask out girls and shit.
>Claims he will make my dating life at least a C+ when he is done with me.
>Get into a bet with him that if he gets a C+ on his math exam I have to go to this dance.
>He gets a C+.
>Show up to dance, oneitis is there with no date.
>I am sitting down and so is she across the dance hall.
>Chad comes next to me and tells me to ask her for a dance.
>Welp here we go, as I get up and talk to wards her she gets up and walks towards me.
>We meet half way and start dancing awkwardly.
>DJ puts this awesome slow song and we start to slow dance.
>Just when we are about to kiss she notices her drunk friend messing with the wrong boys and leaves me to save her.
>Summer happens, dont see Chad or oneitis until next year.
>Chad forces me to go to a party.
>Oneitis shows up, we hang out all night.
>End up in a bedroom start making out.
>Take shirt off in the heat of the moment.
>She cool with it, oh shit this about to happen.
>About to put my hand up he thighs she pushes me back.
>wtf
>Tells me to leave and is all scared, crazy bitch.
>Head home and hear a crash not too far when walking.
>It looks bad.
>See who is inside.
>Its fucking Chad coming from a beer run.
>He dies that night, cops blame him for drunk driving even though he wasn't drunk.
>Two weeks later oneitis commits suicide.
RIP Chad I could not get with my oneitis like you wanted but I am a less awkward man now. Rest in heaven may the Stacies always be by your side and on your dick.
>>37667141
>mfw someone who used to bully me was in his dad's convertible Porsche
>he was driving it drunk and drugged up
>he crashed and it tipped over and caught fire
>they couldn't get out
>mfw he was trapped in an upturned car being slowly roasted to death
>>37668567
thats how normalfags remember their school days. And they project this on you
>we had so much fun back in the day and were all friendly
>that wierdo kid we all constantly made fun off? Im sure he had fun too
>>37668293
>>37668637
>>37668724
>>37668808
>>37668819
>>37668854
Oh I think I figured it out.
It keep saying desu when I typed desu because I was saying desu, when I really meant desu. I really did mean to say desu instead of desu desu
Tbh okay
>>37670012
your story made me kek
>>37668285
>>>/r/eddit
sure is reddit in here
>>37670057
I'm glad for you anon, as long as you don't literally get burned alive you'll always be ahead of him. A guy bullied me once who I heard got raped in jail, I laughed a genuine heart laugh of happiness.
desu
cuck
baka
senpai
this is a test ogininalolool
>>37667141
>Stacy from middle school, 18, has a child with someone twice her age
>check her facebook
>"No im not being abused, the baby just hit me"
>has a huge shiner and multiple missing teeth.
>Chad is fat, balding, poor and forced to pay alimony to two women
>Stacy died in a drunk driving accident
>>37668702
okay that's a little too far.
I don't think chad deserves that if he only did it in highschool
>>37670012
your oneitis was fucking chad when chad saw you couldn't get the first time
>>37667141
You laugh because of your own emotional pain from years of torture , do i blame you, no not really, Not laughing or crying hard isnt going to bring him back
>>37671590
Ha this is what happens when you dont arrange a marriage.