Sup virgins. Thought I'd just post a pic from my hotel

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Sup virgins.

Thought I'd just post a pic from my hotel room. I'm currently on day four of a monumental sexcapade with my gf.

Her stats are:
>cosplaying since middle school
>a vault-boy tattoo
>a HxH tattoo
>a DnD tattoo
>vore fetish
>closted Trump voter

And she wants me. Know why? After years of stealing 4chan's culture and exporting it to lonely high school girls, Tumblr has created a hive of groupies fiending for the authenticity that only of a lifetime of basement dwelling can prepare you for.

Go to the worksafe failed normie boards. /fa/, /fit/, /mu/, and /lit/ will train you in the esoteric references you need. Your extensive collection of cowgirls being milked will add depth. Your redpill infographics will cement your punk-rock-outsider credibility.

The Hegelian Dialectic is in action. The pendulum has swung. Step outside, you are Chad now.