Femanons, come to this thread and tell us why you're not

I for one have a penis.

>>37665623
I reply to threads made by underage retards who use 4chan as a way to establish the most indirect form of communication with women possible while they ruin the board for anyone else.

As for how I'm like the other girls, I think you should probably hang yourself.

>>37665729
this
no one can put this any better
/thread

>>37665729
I like you already. Post contacts

I'm not a self absorbed cunt that likes to leech off men instead of actually getting an education and working. I'm not downright rude, I don't lie or lead people on. I can hold intelligent conversations and I'm pretty chill, in general.

>>37665935
Can I be your robot househusband?
You can bully me if you want.

>>37665688
l for one have a penis

I never claimed to not be like the other girls. I mean, I am a girl. Boys are like other boys, aren't they?

>>37666110
Are we having lunch outside today Mommy?

>>37666050
I'd just feel bad if I did that. Rather play video games,eat snacks, and cuddle.

>>37665623
I am like other girls, the term "not like other girls" was made up by stacy cocksuckers who want to get boys to like them by lying about their interests and demonizing the entirety of their own gender to make themselves look better.

>>37666284
But what are the other girls like?

>>37666233
That sounds too good, where's the drawback?
Also where do I apply?

>>37666369
>eat snacks
She's a fatty

>>37666301
they vary. almost like girls are people
almost

>>37666369
Only drawback is that I already have a bf.
>>37666439
Way to jump to conclusions,but no. I just feel it's nice to have snacks while chilling on the couch and playing video games. Doesn't have to be chips or something-lately it's been grapes or cherries. Also, bf and I go to the gym roughly 4 times a week.

>>37665623
Well I'm a virgin, have no friends, and over 6 feet tall. Though I don't really follow that meme, just who I am, for good or ill. By no friends I don't mean "lol I have no friends except the 20 people I hang out with on an average basis" my only real contact with people is saying good morning/afternoon to the guy at the counter at the gym. Or the occasional person who wants to spar with me in the ring, and here.

>>37665729
This.
Also I'm a dyke, which makes me different from like 95% of women or so.

>>37666544
Hmm, you in Georgia?

>>37666544
>lol I have no friends except the 20 people I hang out with on an average basis
God I fucking hate when normies say this

>>37666558
You're probably just a bi woman who hasn't found the Chad dick that matches your expectations. And most women are bi

>>37666595
No, though do live in the South

>>37666626
Alabama? Oregonal

>>37666621
Nope, I never found any man attractive.
And the overwhelming majority of women are straight.

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I'm not like other girls because I make no attempt to alter my natural look with products tested on animals because makeup can't fix what I got.
>no pic requests
don't need my shit circulating online for some random autismo making a collage or cum contribute thanks

>>37666668
>caring about animal testing
Typical female

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>>37665623
I'm not different from other girls. Not a stacy-type but there's lots of different kinds of girl and it's stupid to think I'm some kind of special different snowflake.
>>37665729
And this.

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>>37665623
I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia.
>Sometimes my tap water smells suspicious so I don't drink it, same with food.
>I keep seeing the same people walking behind me when I go out so I feel like I'm being tracked.
>I was almost kidnapped at 16.
>I strangled a kid to unconsciousness in middle school because I noticed he was about to poison my food. Got suspended.
> I cut my own hair short because it's easier to manage, and my sleeping habits are shit.
>I own 9 firearms that I inherited from my grandpa, but I'm legally not allowed to buy more or go to a range. I still have a deer mount that I shot with my grandpa before my diagnosis. Disassembling and repairing the firearms is one of the most relaxing things I can do, and I repair radios.
>I've only gone to a bar once on my 21st birthday but left less than hour in when the bartender referred to me as "Crazy eyes" to a coworker. Which might explain why guys don't even bother flirting with me.
>I'm too nervous to buy sex toys but I haven't missed a day of masturbating since I was thirteen.
>I'm a chestlet but have strong legs because I have no other means of transportation.
>I laugh at myself and anything serious because I don't know how else to process it.

Thanks for listening to my blog.

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I'm not a fembot but why are you females consistently incapable of having non retarded opinions?

I'm not even sour grapes since I have no interest in women, but... damn. I have no desire to even be friends or acquaintances with women because of how irrational you all are.

>>37666711
Everyone is special in their own way femanon

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i know this is an intentionally silly thread, but alright.
>drink two cans of monster a day
>collect tokidokis
>cats love me
>diet soda is death
>have freckles

>>37666727
What opinions do you consider not retarded? Certainly there are some women who share them.

>>37666773
This answer is so dumb it's actually a bit cute

Now kys namefag whore

>>37666727
>My opinions are right, and better then everyones
This is what you sound like.

>>37666775
>>37666809
It's more like

>someone brings up an issue
>men in general: rational positions, opinions with reputable evidence that backs it up
>women in general: emotional-based arguments, emotional appeals

And I find this stupid.

>>37666773
>Insomnia-Chan
>that picture
>attention-whoring
>sounds underaged
>is '''weird'' ''quirky''' and ''''edgy'''
>makes a very bad post

it SCREAMS newfag le edgy leafy fan hitler-loving tubmlr-blogging meme-mental illness failed normie whore

>>37666879
Women are generally more emotional, it's just nature. That said you need to give specific examples.

>>37666732
Maybe they are but it's too easy for me to break people's personalities up and find out they're all just the same basic carbon copy of a generic type behind some made up social facade, just another fucking dick or vagoo attached to a mindset made up of social normalities and biological predisposition only thinly veiled by life experiences.

>>37666948
Now I want to know which one I am.

>>37666660
>Nope, I never found any man attractive...yet

ftfy

>>37666879
That I can understand, just previous post made you sound you saw yourself above everyone solely on opinions which are all at some level bias.

Idk how to explain it, but we just get caught up in the moment at times, though I tend to be less emotional then most women. Or maybe more correct to say I show more masculine emotions, instead of crying and shit, I just get violent.

>>37666948
To be fair, what makes you think you aren't a carbon copy either?

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>>37666719
>tfw no crazy kidnapfu gf to kill me in my sleep with one of her nine fire arms because she thinks I put chemtrails in her food

>>37666992
You ever found a man attractive yet, anon?

>>37667079
I used to think I was a lesbo until I met a man I was attracted to. That's just me though.

>>37665623
im not as girly i guess

>>37667079
Male sexuality is more fixed than female sexuality.

That being said, i do find women with masculine vaginas kinda hot sometimes.

>>37665623
>why you're not like the other girls.

I am like other girls and I hate myself for my lack of originality

>>37666965
You really can't know, the human brain is incapable of looking at itself from an objective outside perspective and we're all plagued by this. But there's nothing "wrong" with being like a specific type of other people. It's what we're supposed to be.
>>37667029
I am.

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>>37666544
>over 6 feet tall
>goes to the gym
Are you a amazon?

>>37667172
Vagbois make me want to throw up a little.

>>37667186
That's why I wanted you to tell me which I am dear femanon.

>>37667188
Why can't lesbos be satisfied with traps with feminine penises?

>>37667236
Trannies viscerally disgust me, both kinds. "girls" shouldn't have dicks, "boys" shouldn't have vaginas. It just grosses me out to even look at.

>>37667187
I guess? I work out a lot, almost only thing I really do, and boxing. I enjoy a good fight admittedly and am very fit.

>>37666719
>Disassembling and repairing the firearms is one of the most relaxing things I can do, and I repair radios.
for once
electronics and /diy/ are actually not-like-other-girls hobbies

>>37665623
Because most girls show off their chest, I make mine seem as small as possible

>>37667286
Having actually hobbies at all would make them not like the other girls.

>>37667257
>"girls" shouldn't have dicks, "boys" shouldn't have vaginas.

Girls shouldn't be with girls either and yet here you are.

>>37667298
>implying there aren't plenty of girls who don't have a chest to show off at all
Fuck off with your big titty privilege you scum.

>>37665623
sometimes, probably most of the times, i hate not being like the other girls

or: like other people

i hate all the homogeneous groups where you have to have x identity to fit in

cause i don't fit in anywhere

not even here

it's the biggest downside of being a cyborg, the constant feeling of alienation and identity crisis cause you don't have any '''real'''' labels

>>37667310
I'm not the lesanon, I'm just a normal bisexual girls. Being attracted to females feels natural to me even if it's actually not.

I also think male homosexuality is gross, for more hypocrisy points.

>>37667211
I'd have to know you in real life to tell. But it's not something that can really be explained or make it easy to compare you to someone else. Delving into pseudoscience bullshit but it's just a click that happens in the brain where you know someone is that kind of person.
I didn't have real friends before recently but my brother sometimes included me in his social circle and took me to enough social gatherings that I understand how things work and so far I haven't been proven wrong, after a while everything a person does and says just becomes so expected and bland.

>>37667333
It must be hard that you can't fulfill your intrinsic female need to identify with a group, huh.

>>37667357
Do you think you yourself are any less bland? I'd also guess your brother's social circles wouldn't have a good sampling of every sort of person.

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>>37667260
How would you feel about a softer bf that supports you though?

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>>37667298
>See girl that hides her large melons
>unkept hair, plain clothes, plays audiosurf
>Approach her and try to start convo
>Looks at me strange and says she needs to get water just as an excuse to leave

Youre just as bad as stacies.

>>37667448
>expecting obviously shy/introverted/socially awkward girl to be easily approachable

>>37667448
Can you blame us? Men are scary

>>37667392
No I'm just as bland as them. I've seen enough people post the exact same thoughts here, there's really nothing special about it. Just a subset of nihilism.
>I'd also guess your brother's social circles wouldn't have a good sampling of every sort of person.
Well yeah, I also go to uni and have to interact with people during it. I wasn't antisocial during my childhood and early teenage years so I've had various social experiences and even managed to get a boyfriend but he turned into an abusive dick. But all those experiences just cemented this thought and I never kept any friends because of it.

>>37667364
social identification and need for affiliation is important for all of us

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>>37667468
>reveal powerlevel to shy/introverted/socially awkward girl

>still acts more "normal" and extroverted than me

>>37667514
>us all
This is what you call a projection

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>>37665623

>30
>Never had a relationship
>Don't mind being alone
>Owned my own businesses
>Watch a lot of porn
>Not hideous, but attract losers
>Vaguely interested in becoming a dom
>Going back to education to live my dreams, don't really care what anyone thinks anymore.

>>37667519
I bet I don't act more extroverted than you.

>>37667549
What even should I do with this comment

>>37667576
Act introverted so as to prove me wrong.

>>37667408
I wouldn't mind, just I tend to drive people away with my bitch ways. Why I am as alone as I am.

>>37667542
Are you fat?

Oergano

>>37667627

>Nope, chubby. It's all in good places so I'm fine with it. Why, are you fat, friend?

>>37667602
You sound really cute
>tfw don't live anywhere close to qt amazon fembot

>>37667533
super cozy weather today: very thundery and windy! finally its summer anon : )

>>37667549
>>37667592
Introverted Women are more extroverted than introverted men due to the nature of their reproductive strategy, they need a safe environment (which others provide) in order to raise their young effectively.

>>37667669
In what way do introverted women act extroverted?

>>37667649
>>Nope, chubby. It's all in good places so I'm fine

You shouldn't have problems getting a buffet of dicks since thick girls are very demanded this days.

No, im not fat

>>37667652
You Asian by any chance?

>>37667682
They still manage to maintain a stable social face even if it means lying about their true feelings.

Extroverts have no problem lying to keep a social face.

>>37667740
No, I'm a short and skinny european
Do you have a thing for asian guys?

>>37667774
That's probably true. I don't socialize much but when I'm forced to I can bullshit my way through it most of the time.

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>>37666544
>>37666719
>>37667333
>>37667542
>tfw no abused/neglected gf that doesnt trust me at first but i slowly breakdown her defenses from years of neglect with lots of affection and lots of warm physical contact like cuddling, hugs and as many kisses as humanly possible to restore her self esteem and faith in the world and maybe even open her heart to me
Reading your posts has awoken this feeling in me that I didn't even know I wanted. Quite the abstract feel.

Time to get off the internet for today

>>37667785
Yeah, though European is good too, mostly Nordic myself ethnicity wise.

>>37665623
Because it's 1:15pm and I've been drunk since 5am

>>37666110
I dunno wtf I was expecting tobhenoest

>>37667821
Why did you got drunk in first place? Why on monday?

>>37667816
I'm an Asian guy. I'm 5'11 so not stereotypically short if that is what you're into. Where do you live?

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i skate and listen to walter wanderly

>>37667859
wanderley* :@/

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>have two friends only
>don't talk to anyone else unless I need something from them or they need something from me
>never have had male friends
>don't talk to men at all
>don't desire sex
>don't want a relationship because being obligated to see someone a lot seems like a pain
>have a somewhat large collection of anime figurines and 7 dakimakuras that I switch out each day of the week

>>37665623
Because I use this website on the regular, and not to get beta male attention or orbiters
Also the phrase "not like other girls" when applied to girls who, are in fact, not like other girls, should really be "pathetic mentally ill cunts" There's just no kind way to describe our group other than that. "Not like other girls" is far too kind.

>>37667797
What did your parents call you?

Orignal

>>37667849
Nah not a height thing, just find Asain men handsome, maybe not masculine in the classical sense if great muscles and all, but in intelligence, good work ethic, and string familial ties. I live in the South unfortunately, not a lot here except blacks, which not even remotely attracted to.

>>37667898
Are you asking me what my name is?

>>37667724
I don't think I'd have trouble either, I just don't bother trying. I'm holding out for a weak salaryman I can sexually dominate into marrying me.

>>37667816
If you'd like to talk you could give me a email or your discord or something and I could contact you.

>>37665623
I like to think the the thing that seperates me from other girls is my ambitious desire to be the best.
I want to be a pirate and live my life on the seven seas, the best pirate and best captain.

>>37667886
are you ME? expect from the last two

i don't watch anime that often and i want a relationship so bad

>because being obligated to see someone a lot seems like a pain
its not if you are in love with the person

I just want to have multiple conversations with an actually autistic and introverted female. It's difficult to accept that this will likely never happen, but I have.
I won't be here to read or respond to all the le funny 4chan replies to this comment. Post them if you want.

>>37667943
Women aren't strong enough to be captains :^)

>>37667808
I'm not abused or neglected. I'd find all that stifling. Although if you're a skinny hipster type I'd probably have some fun before I threw you back.

>>37667924
Best option literally, you'll have an stable future. Do you plan to have kids?

>>37667911
You sound cute. Too bad we will never create tall beautiful hapa children together.

>>37667971

Janeway was best captain.

>>37668003

If I find a salaryman who'll marry me into Japan before my biological clock ticks over I wouldn't mind spawning him some cute half asians.

I am like other girls. I like makeup, fashion, baby animals, etc... I also cry at the end of almost every movie. I'm a sensitive bitch

>>37668066
me too but sadly im still weird

>>37667955
I am pretty normal emotionwise but I've never really felt love towards a real person. I don't feel "love" for my friends or family, so feeling love for a man seems out of the question.

Love seems more like a fantasy than something realistically attainable.

>>37668066
then what the hell are you doing here?

>>37668091
this is actually my first time on this website

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>>37667986
YOU WILL TAKE THE HUGGIES AND KISSYS AND YOU WILL LIKE THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm probably the furthest from a hipster possible lol, I'm also a manlet which makes me subhuman tier desu

>>37665623
I molest little boys

>>37668055
Have you ever go to Japan? Do you plan to go there to find a salary man?

>>37668066
>>37668086

Boys will find this cute though, not weird

>>37668111
>tfw never got molested by older girls in school

Why do you do it?

>>37667914
Yeah, that i am.

>>37668101
What made you come to this dump?

>>37668107
I always wanted to hold a cute little manlet down by the back of the neck and milk him like a bitch, so there's that.

Hugs and kisses are reserved for my eventual husbando, though.

>>37668112
I've been a few times. I'm learning the language (slowly) and spending a year there for my course in 2 years, so I was planning to hit up a few bars with my British accent and large tits, and see where that gets me.

>>37668169
Melanie.

Why do you ask?

>>37668087
i'm your opposite, i'm very empathetic and i love hard, but i have never fallen in love before though

ever thought you might be a sociopath?

>>37668132
maybe, but im still weird

>>37667941
Maybe, if I can get over my own fear, I'll post a dummy email. Just difficult for me to get over this.

>>37668004
Shame

>>37667971
But they totally can! I can train everyday to be a better pirate! I just want to live on the ocean and plunder, anon

>>37666879
>implying emotional intelligence isn't imperative to solving any issue that involves humans
Yeah bro logic all the way, who needs feelings?

>>37668192
i'd heard about it before via reddit but only today became curious enough to come and check it out

>>37668193
Good luck enslaving a salary man

>>37668210
No, I can feel things like empathy pretty well. I feel bad when others feel bad and all.

For example, I like spending time with my friends and like them as people, I just don't love them and wouldn't put their well-being above mine. I think it might be just that I don't feel anything that strongly.

>>37668230
In what sense are you weird?

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>>37668163
Just the same reason some anons like lolicon and stuff.
Little boys are pure and cute, and despite size difference i love watching them rub their little penises in me, they spastic humping and feeling their underaged dicks in me gets me off like no other To Be Honest With You Family

>>37668273
Welcome and for your safety don't give your contacts to anyone

>>37668294
Thanks, I hope I can find one that doesn't just want a stereotypical shy asian girl. If they want meek I'm gonna go work in a hostess bar and hook up with the Japanese lesbians.

>>37668238
I'd really like to talk to you, a dummy email should be okay right?
Or would you prefer something else?

>>37668324
greentext please anon
t. interested party

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>>37668193
>I always wanted to hold a cute little manlet down by the back of the neck and milk him like a bitch, so there's that
Y-yet another thing I didn't even know I w-wanted.

I-I think I'm going to read some "comics" now for "research" purposes n-now.

why you gotta do this to me femanon

>>37668324
Is there a story to this? Daddy issues perhaps???

>>37668265
> emotional intelligence isn't imperative to solving any issue that involves humans
The only reason it's important are all the emotional people that would throw a shitfit over a logical solution because muh feefees

>>37668412
More like mommy issues.
My dad is great and i love him alot.
My mom on the other hand will burn in hell for what she has done to us.
>>37668382
Ill try my best

>>37668324
How old are you? At what age boys attract you the most?

>>37668435
24
And usually i try to go for 13 and under, optimal age would be 9, give or take.

>>37668200

Just curious, my name's David by the way.

>>37668434
Ya can't just go saying that kinda stuff without tellin is the story

>>37668465
Where are you from? Very original question.

>>37668389
I'm sure if you were milked regularly you'd get off easier and easier each time that way. I want to get a man to the point where I can stand behind him in a crowd and get him off with my fingers while he blushes and tries to keep quiet.

Enjoy your research, hobbies are fun!

>>37668318
it's so much

and i would probably not be considered weird here on r9k but where i live i am

>>37668374
The stress of the busy and introvert japanese lifestyle can make a salary man
develop a dominant woman fetish, i bet there're tons of them out there

>>37668455
Have you done this to anyone? If so how many?

>>37668380
Alright here I go

[email protected]

>>37668455
Alright just be careful and don't get in trouble.

Btw.. have you always feel attraction for little boys?

>>37668434
>>37668324
>>37668111
/ss/ is a thinking person's fetish....but only as a fantasy

It seems pretty evil to actually have sex with kids. You're probably fucking them up emotionally/sexually for the future
if this isnt all just fiction if course lol

>>37666301
Girls are grody and you should be scared of them. Lots of girls have problems with neuroses and anxiety disorders that make them do incredibly self-destructive things.

>>37668538
I hope so, thanks for the encouragement!

>>37668306
do you connect with them? have you ever been through something together?

but it's not that weird actually, i only love one person but that person is my everything

i cry everytime i think about him cause i get overwhelmed by all the emotions and memories

and i also love my dog, but that is different

>>37668505
Los Normies (LA), what about you?

>>37668531
Oh well.. I guess that as long as you're cute you'll make it, but I suck at understanding girls

Btw.. are there some things of you that you feel that you can change or you just can't??

>>37668616
You're welcome!

Oregano

>>37668526
>in a crowd
I'm trying to imagine a type of crowd or scenario in which this would be possible but I can't. What did you have in mind, anon?

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>>37668111
>>37668324
>>37668434
:^)

Original v&

>>37665729
damn savage af

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>>37668306
I think I'm pretty similar, but I figure it's more that there just isn't really anyone all that impressive around that I could respect enough to care for a lot, rather than me being unable to feel strongly about others altogether - ignoring the other issue that even if there were such people, they probably would get better suitors than me.
Chinese cartoons gave me unrealistic standards, too. Smug related on both points.

>>37668755
Music festivals/gigs. It's dark and loud, everyone is pressed close together, looking at the stage.

I'd prepare beforehand - make you wear a condom out so you don't make a mess, lube/plug you up at home, etc. Maybe slip you something if you were nervous and press up against your back so you can hear my voice.
It's all fun.

>>37668689
>i guess that as long as you're cute you'll make it
make it to what?

>are there some things of you that you feel that you can change or you just can't??
i can't change my family and my personality, so no

i have been weird ever since i was a little kid

>>37668953
Hm. Does your name start with an M?

Would any obese insecure fembots like to talk about obese insecure things?

Does any desperate fembot in europe want a (boy)friend.. please

>>37669002

Nope. Not unless I start going by 'Mistress'.

>>37669040
i hope european femanons get culturally enriched by our new european friends

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>>37665623
I for one am virgin.

And asexual, and hikikomori, and slightly fat, and no, no pics.

>>37669047
Thanks. That would have been awkward.

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>ywn plant your seed in a fembot

>>37669120
Story? You know someone with the same daytrip planned?

>>37668953
That actually sounds kinda hot in a weird way lol

>>37669170
Just reminded me of an ex. ree etc

>>37668962
>make it to what?

I mean, get laid

>i can't change my family and my personality, so no

Ok. I've been a weirdo all my life too. Can you tell me what's weird of your personality?

>>37668382
Ok here i go i already told my first time molesting a boy yesterday on another thread so i will do my 2nd time instead
Sorry this took so long

>couple days ago i had some fun with 3 boys
>before they left i gave them some pizza and told them to send friends to my place if they want a special older girlfriend
>one day after the school day ended on a thursday(?)
>knock on my door
>was playing vidya lounging around so i was in just panties and a shirt
>look through peephole
>dont see anyone
>probably a package or somethin
>open the door to a little boy standing there with his back pack
>bueno.png
>"why are you here little man?"
>um my friend told me to see you for a girl?
>is she here right now?
>aww he thinks i have a daughter or something
>come on in and ill show you :)
>he walks in and i set his bag down
>put my hand on his back and take him to my bedroom
>so whats your name?
>"My name is D..."
>ok D well im going to be your girlfriend today
>take off my shirt
>here these are yours now babe
>hes pretty much in shock at this point but he inches forward and starts kneading my breast
>unf
>start undoing his pants
>his dick is at full mast and his underwear does little to hide it

Hold on gotta feed the cat

>>37669081
>slightly fat

Weight, pls

>>37668670
I'm from Alabama.

My only friend is named David so you spooked me a bit.

>>37669368
Why do girls have it so easy. Be my gf and you can lure boys and girls to our home to molest.

>>37669475
>tfw no redneck alabama dom gf

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>>37669328
getting laid is not my final goal in life, neither is it a problem for me, but im choosing not too

>Can you tell me what's weird of your personality?
it's hard to explain my behaviour, i just act weirdly, also i have ADHD which makes everything worse

read >>37667333, cause it's pretty much it

i'm a bad mixture of everything but at the same time i don't belong anywhere, people quickly notice that after some time

also i say weird shit sometimes but that is just being socially awkward desu

how about you?

>>37669368
Pls post timestamp to prove existence

>>37668556
why'd you give your contact to these tthesey weirdos?

>be me
>male
>read this thread
>leave thread
>carry on with other unrelated things
>suddenly slapped in brain with vague memory from almost 2 decades ago
>be 12 or 13
>home alone
>but with some girl, 16-18, my friends sister, I'm pretty sure
>we're sitting on the floor
>she has no shirt on
>I can distinctly remember her nipples now
>she is being weird and it makes me very uncomfortable
>remember her trying to kiss me
>I didn't want to be kissed
>remember being confused
>remember her crying
>remember being more confused
>remember her leaving

...This is very strange. I completely forgot that happened. I didn't have sex with her, I don't think anything happened other than her tits were out, we cuddled, and she tried to kiss me a bit....
Did....was I almost molested? Seems so, with my adult perspective now... That's interesting, I guess. Too autistic to be molested as a child.

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>>37666719
>>37666719
>>I've only gone to a bar once on my 21st birthday but left less than hour in when the bartender referred to me as "Crazy eyes" to a coworker. Which might explain why guys don't even bother flirting with me.

Post eyes.
I always dreamt of seeing a girl with naturally angry eyes.
Post them so i may daydream about them as long as i have conscience

>>37669368
>start touching the tip of his penis gently
>his face is really red and hes looking up into my eyes
>his little dick is around 4 inches in length
>n-nice
>your penis is so big for a boy your age... are you in elemantary school?
>he nods
>how old are you babe?
>t-ten...
>i smile at him as motherly as i can and slowly put my face into his crotch
>i smell him deeply making him twitch
>smells like a boy, i love boy musk
>i start licking his head trying to do what i see they do in anime
>it has some obvious positive effects and hes gasping like a qt
>i take his whole dick into my mouth and start to carress him with my tounge
>his back arches
>at this point im thinking this is hot af but i dont want him to cum yet
>suddenly i stop and pull back
>he has his elbows supporting him on the bed his face flushed like a beet
>he looks pretty distraught that i stopped though, and starts to squirm
>"ok D, its time to make you my little boy"
>take my panties off and get onto the bed
>spread wide so he can see everything
>"come up here and ill show you what to do"
>he scrambles onto the bed and sits on his knees in front of me
>i pull him in and let his head rest on my chest
>slowly i guide his dick into my pussy
>oh my god miss, im going to cum im going to cum
>hes halfway in and cums inside me
>i a little and then push him over so im on top and gyrate myself on him
>hes still hard and hes just watching me now
>as i get closer to cumming a few minutes later, i start scratching and patting his head telling him hes such a good boy
>he arches his back again, and pushed into me while i work his underage dick like a piece of construction equipment
>he doesnt say anything but lets out a yelp and his dick twitches inside me
>this twitching hit my g spot and got me to cum with him
>i cant really hold back saying
>fuck i love you i love you little dick
>wew
>as we sit there panting i tell him to suck on my nipple
>he obeys and does so
Cont

>>37669679
Holy shit! Are you the girl of the pic?

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>>37669738
No you fucking newfag.
It is Crispy

>>37669750
She will never be better than creepychan

>>37669750
you should have catfished this newfag, teached him a lesson.

>>37669700
would people actually just go on the internet and tell lies

>>37669475
Do you have a southern accent?

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>>37669774
I wouldnt dare to dirty the image of my muse
I dont like to lie,too.

I'm not like the other girls. Other girls wake up in the morning and set a goal for themselves, or they go somewhere, or they do....fucking anything. Other girls don't stuff their face with food and eat until they can't anymore. Other girls brush their teeth and comb their hair. Other girls have boyfriends and go to parties and aren't depressed. Other girls don't spend 13 hours a day playing world of warcraft.

I'm not like the other girls and I wish I were dead.

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>>37669700
I hit the character limit
And no im not posting my face thats for soc faggots.

>he suckles on me and looks pretty wore out
>its already been around an hour
>i get up and start to get dressed
>"remember D, people wont like what weve done so this has to be a secret kept away from grown ups ok?"
>he nods again and looks sleepy
>i go to the kitchen and start making hamburgers
>we eat and play vidya on my xbox for a while before he has to go home
>he still comes back to visit me but he wont be able to as much since it will be summer break

>>37669791
Nope sorry, not originally from the South.

I'm a little crazier than the average stacy. But other than that, I think I'm exactly like other girls. I'm learning to become more normal, too. I don't like admitting it, but it's true. I wish I were a manic pixie dream girl.

>>37669807
t. disgusting hambeast

>>37669826
Are you interested in roleplay? I'd kill to live out my little boy side with you. Please respond

>>37669807
>2017
>world of warcraft

I didnt know you could still get orbiters from there.

>>37669883
State and current height please

other girls do everything so... fucking effortlessly. they look good effortlessly, their behaviour is effortlessly cute/mysterious/smart/sexy (or whatever they want it to be), and i try hard and fail horribly at it all. it makes me so miserable and i feel like the worst, ugliest thing on the planet

>>37669911
PA, 5'9. I look and sound very young though.

>>37669848
Why would you live in the south? Its hot and humid.

>>37666544
You sound like sorry material m8y

>>37669937
Do you really want to be a Stacey though femanon?

>>37669942
My dad's job moved us here in middle school. I hate it here but I haven't left yet.

>>37669937
Consider the sources of criticism.

>>37669911
Im 5'5 in florida desu

>>37669995
Stay the fuck away from my mommy gf

>>37669964
i don't want to be one at all, i just hate the fact that my life has to be so torturous because of that decision

Fembots and Robots, join our cozy server, we're comy people and not bullies, everyone is welcome despite of your gender we're nice to everyone!

CODE: XaG7dx


We're waiting for you guys!

>>37670077
Fuck off discord shill. God I fucking hate discord and people who advertise it in random threads are the literal scum of the earth. You sound like you're recruiting for a fucking cult. Please end your worthless life,

>not interested in men
>actually work hard
>intelligent
>zero sex drive
>want to spend my life working as opposed to leeching
>don't participate in modern pop culture (video games, tv, etc)
>on the autism spectrum (asperger's)
>like childish stuff still

>>37669615
I know getting laid is not the most important thing but the reason I want to is because I couldn't go through that phase as a teenager and think I lost valuable social experience

Well I also have weird behavior, sometimes I sometimes don't know the consequences of things that I say or do. I'm very distant to people and in most of the cases is my fault. I tend to act emotionless but I'm really very emotiv, but the things is that I can't property express emotions.

I have a very autistic body language which people think that I'm retarded. When various emotions crash on my head I got a weird tick on my face

Sorry if that writing is shit is because my english sucks

>>37670217
Why would you want to have casual teenage sex? The only thing you missed out on was young teenage pussy and drama even stupider than what adult Stacies pull.

I'm schizophrenic with OCD. I have one friend I know exclusively through the internet but she often ghosts me. I spent about 4ish years in various psych wards when I was a teenager and I was a child prostitute for a good few years when I was 12-15. I don't feel happiness in anything so I sit in bed and browse the internet all day because I'm a NEET with nothing to do.

>>37665729
>ruin the board for anyone else
You came here, saw it was a bunch of virgin losers, decided to stay, and now they're ruining the board?

>>37670025
You don't have to be like them though. This is corny as shit, but you should try to be the best version of yourself instead of feeling jealous of some random whores.

>>37670328
I'm just saying there really isn't a whole lot to gain from teenage sex and relationships unless you really want to be a normie.

>>37670274
I dont really care about sex, I want to have the experience of having a gf

>>37670391
Sorry my eyes hurts and I'm not seeing well

>>37670414
You're likelihood of finding a gf that's not trash doesn't change a whole lot with age. From my experience eavesdropping on other's conversations throughout high school most of them weren't exactly experiencing deep, meaningful relationships.

I'm reclusive, mentally ill, a bit autismo

>>37668265
If you make all your decisions based on your feelings, you're fucked. My feelings tell me I want to eat nothing but ice cream, my feelings tell me I should support open borders because I saw sad "refugee" children on CNN, my feelings tell me guns should be banned because they're dangerous and scary, my feelings tell me I should spend my money impulsively instead of saving and investing. It takes logic/reason/rational though to make good decisions, feelings are often the enemy of good decisions

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>>37666544

Hey, I remember you! Have a nice day nad don't worry about your height too much. Tall girls are cute!

>>37670668
My feelings don't tell me any of that shit, sorry your feelings are so stupid.

>>37670491
Idk I think my lack of experience mixed with my personality could turn down future chances

>>37670734
A girl who cared about that is probably going to end up being a bitch or cheating on you anyway. Finding a decent girl is always just about a unicorn hunt.

iam ugely

>>37670772
Post pics retard anonette

>>37670757
So.. do you think a girl will stay with me even if I can properly express my feelings?

>>37670699
So your feelings have always told you to make rational decisions? Have you ever gotten angry at someone and wanted to punch them?

>>37670834
If she loves you then yes.

>>37670699
You've never seen anything expensive and wanted to buy it? You've never had logic take over and say "no that'd be a waste, I don't need it." You've never wanted to skip a day at the gym?

>>37669974
Where would you want to go?

>>37670529
How reclusive you are?

>>37670937
Japan, I'm a filthy weeb.

>>37670837
My feelings also tell me that punching people isn't very nice and that the consequences of doing so would not be fun.
>>37670889
My feelings also tell me that I want to save money for (insert here), because it makes me happy, and provide a determination to work hard.

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>>37670810
what kind of pictures do you prefer, sir

>>37670873
Thanks for your answers, anon. I'm gonna think seriously about it

>>37671010
Pics of hand fingers (im not that anon)

>>37671010
Your very own two titties with timestamp, naturally

>>37665623
I am not like other girls because the other girls are cute and use lovely summer dresses that look amazing in their nice bodies, they have shiny hair and nice skin, they have friends and crushes and boyfriends WHILE I AM STUCK IN 4CHAN BECAUSE I AM RETARD AND MY UGLINESS IS A SIN.

>>37670320
It would have been nice if you didn't ghost me on discord, but I understand.

>>37665729
You have issues. Notoriginal

>>37670180
Oh hey it's me, sorta. I do play some vidya.and I'm male, so not interested in women

>only real IRL friend is a maths professor that's 3x my age
>unironically attend noise shows
>have helped write a program that was run on what was once a world top 500 supercomputer
>the program helped resolve a couple open problems
>am a week away from becoming a 26yo hhkv

t-that's different, right?

>>37671111
Are you fat?

There's no such thing as an original post

>>37666165
Please teach me this wizardry.

>>37671245
>tfw no math gf

That's honestly pretty cool anon, what open problems did you solve? I'm guessing combinatorial/graph theory ones, right?

>>37671118
I don't even own discord, I think you have me confused with someone else

>>37666709
>not caring about animal testing
Typical human, trash

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>>37671055
what do you think about these hand fingers

>>37671063
i will have to say no. i spilled coffee over my chest once and it looks bad

>>37671492
They look like Italian food yummy yummy

Now tell what's your favorite toilet paper brand

>>37671492
>posts gore
>won't post chest with a... coffee burn? lol

I over produce testosterone, don't really menstruate, and have autism. Statistically I am not like other girls.

>>37671556
you wanted titties because titties are usually nice. mine arent nice. its a big ass burn and since i lost a lot of weight in a short period of time they are especially ugly and weird.

>>37671492
I'm kinda addicted to coffee and I really want to see a coffee burn. You can post a pic of the burn without the chestbuttons parts

>>37671608
How's your body like?

>>37671245
Yeah, that's amazing but you wouldn't even look in my general direction.

>>37671631
I'm not the anon that requested titties. I don't care for titties. I just thought it was weird.

>>37671631
This is all debatable. Pls post tits femanon (I'll like them)

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>>37669937
Haha, it's not effortless, my chick; don't beat yourself up over it.

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>>37671635
maybe i exaggerated the size but it is really ugly and when everything about you, including the boobs, is ugly already, this stuff happening is as far from okay as possible.

>>37671836
apply neosporin to the affected area after showering to prevent scarring desu~

>>37671855
thank you for the tip anon desu

>>37671836
Outside of the scab, I really like your breast.

Would love tenderly

>>37671836
You have a pretty nice skin color, your burn looks kinda bad, hope it heals completely

>>37671836
Is that your nipple? Obviously that's a burn scab but I mean, is the scab on your nipple? That's not nearly as bad as you made it sound. Like other anon said, put some neosporin on it, keep it clean, it'll be fine.

>>37671658
Small breasts, broad shoulders/ribcage, hips-to-waist ratio is even (women's hips are generally wider than their shoulders, men's shoulders wider than hips), slightly hairier arms/body, sharper brow ridge/jaw line, more square/balanced than curvy/lanky. Only 2 inches past average female height. I thought my hands were bigger than other girls as a kid but I haven't thought about it with adult women enough to compare.

>>37672017
Err hips-to-shoulder ratio

>>37672017
>unironic unf

>>37671924
>>37671985
lol
thank

>>37672016
no thats not my nipple

>parents divorced
>father is redpilled criminal
>redpilled me and brought me everywhere so i saw the criminal side of the world at a young age
>mother and sister were very abusive towards me
>still i needed to live with them of obvious reasons
>we were very poor and l in a rich community
>bullied at school
>mental illness started to develop
>grew up, hit puberty and started to look very good
>got really popular
>boys in my school showed interest, wanted to fuck me and get to know me
>girls wanted to be my friend because of that reason
>hid in school every break cause i didn't want to be popular and hated to be the center of attention
>find every normie fake and superficial and absolutely boring and dull

>>37671836
jesus christ how did that fucking happen
greentext pls

>>37672068
Are you gay and/or homosexual

>>37672083
>find every normie fake and superficial and absolutely boring and dull
I like this anon already.

>>37672083
>boohoo I am so pretty it's a curse!
Nice humblebrag

>>37672097
No. I'm just autistic and me.

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>0 friends
>can't even pretend to be likeable, smile, make eye contact, slight stutter
>legitimately autistic
>crippling depression (pretty par for the course, this one)
>most of life is spent drinking or crying
>mental help is inaccessible, have to wait months and go through all sorts of bullshit just to find someone who will take new patients and I know it won't work anyway
>hate men, women, relationships, feelings, etc.
>probably going to die in another 20 years anyway at this rate and am welcoming it

>>37672017
Are you strong enough to give me a bone breaking snu snu? (I'm very thin)

>>37672167
Why would you be aroused by a man-girl though

>>37672083
>not gonna ask for tit pics cause the only thing you're gonna give me is a fuck you

>>37672194
Because I'm autistic and me, I don't have a better explanation than that for most of the "Why..." questions that involve the shit I think or say, sorry. I'm retarded but in a somewhat interesting way, I think.

>>37672187
I'm still smaller and weaker than the majority of men. I don't want to be.

>>37672168
You sound like me at 15

O R I G I N A L

>>37672260
I was like that at 15 too, I got better, had an almost fulfilling social life, long-term relationship that just crashed and burned less than a month ago and now I'm back where I left off.

>>37672093
>walking to my room, holding a cuppa coffee in front of my chest
>don't pay attention to it
>spill some on my chest
>oh well
>let it sit for an hour
>why do it hurt so bad
>take off shirt
>see a blister and remember you are supposed to put something cold on it immediately after
>freeze the booby an hour late

not that big of an adventure

>>37672168
Would you rather be alone or with someone like you?

Also its the critters in your colon that is making you crazy.

>>37672298
>mfw never had a relationship

Try to get back on the road, you'll get worse if you just stay on this board

Well

Im not a whore, never had a bf, good at and enjoy arithmetic, play several instruments, gamer, virgin, traditional, shy etc

>>37666513
Jesus fuck why are you even here what do you hope to accomplish in coming onto this board

>>37672220
Tell me at least that you give stronk handies

>>37672083
If you are still a virgin you can find a great man.

Inb4 there are none.

>>37672351
>Would you rather be alone or with someone like you?
I'm not bad company, I'm just like this because I'm alone so much, and when I'm not I don't have much support. The last good friends I had was back in 2010 and I stopped talking to them because I was embarrassed about my drinking.
>Also its the critters in your colon that is making you crazy.
You mean toxo?

>>37672395
I dunno I've never done that sort of stuff.
It seems like it would feel sort of trashy to do and I don't want to turn a husand/wife relationship from pursuit of virtue, to trash depravity. But maybe it has a place, I don't know.

>>37672384
What does your ideal man look like? 7ft muscular true apex predator?

>>37672446
You speak like a good wife material

>>37672375
I think coming here had a lot to do with why I didn't work on improving my life, I've been here for 8 or so years now and I've watched most people my age get slowly replaced with younger people, who move ahead in life and go through way more than I do, the traffic slows down every day sitewide, so much of my life has passed me by feeling like this. It's like I can't be happy, I can't think of anything I really want to do in life, I just exist b/c my parents fucked.

>>37672438
Toxo, yeast, lyme disease, worms etc. There was a psychiatrist on joe rogan podcast talking about how psych meds are subjective pseudo science. Not trying to shame you just givin advice.

>>37672427
>you can find a great man
where do you find one?

>>37672528
I try eating garlic from time to time but it's probably not enough to combat the effects of the alcohol. Who knows, I am probably really fucked up, some pretty violent alcoholics in my family all died in their 40s and never got any help and everybody just watched them die. I am not trying to live up to that but I guess I'm not doing the opposite of that either.

>>37672528
Aside from toxo, wouldn't you know if you had one of those?

>>37672573
Not on the internet or bar, those are the only rules I wouldn't break unless I gave no fucks.

>>37672607
Not necessarily, most of the effects can be blamed on other things, sometimes there aren't any until it gets really bad, a lot of people could probably benefit from taking acidophilus pills and shit. Was gonna buy a bottle next month actually.

>>37665623
femanons don't exist you summer fags
/sage

You did it wrong stupid.

>>37672607
Not really. Its pretty safe to say everyone has something. It doesnt have to show any symptoms.

>>37672704
Fuck, this kind of thing scares me a lot. How do I know if I have them/what I have? I probably have toxo since I have cats but besides that?

>>37672504
In your case this board is your safe space. You should break the circle. I'm on the same situation of not knowing what to do with my life.

>>37672730
It can't hurt to take preventative measures and maintain your gut flora, wash your hands, don't eat too much meat or sugar, basic stuff will help. If it's a systemic infection you'll need to abstain from those things entirely but if you're worried about it, just do that for like one month.

>>37672573
I dont know. Look for successful people doing self improvement. Also from my experience true alphas are usually pretty quiet because our leadership is corrupt. You'd find him out in the forest or something.

>>37672446
You're in a good road, don't let roasties corrupt you

>>37672680
it's on options and not name you stupid retard.i only wrote sage on the comment part to show that i saged the post and that we shouldn't encourage to bump cancer on r9k/

>>37672591
Nothing will combat the alcohol, but you probably know that. There are so many bad memes in the health industry. From what I know the way to go is low carb raw vegan with targeted supplement. But thats crazy and expensive.

>>37671002
That's logic actually. Your explanations come from logical reasoning. You don't realize this?

>>37665688
I figured from reading the OP that someone was going to say this....and sure enough, FIRST FUCKING POST.

Fucking bloody hell, /r9k/.....

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>>37672851
maybe if I only eat booze, entire bottles of ibuprofen and cloves of garlic I can fix what is wrong with my mind

>>37672730
https://youtu.be/cunSB69gaec

I could give you some pointers if ur interested. But since I havent really done the healing myself its a bit baseless. But like I said, something like low carb raw vegan(sprouts with sprouts and green juice) is a good start to clean you out.

>>37672933
I tried booze, speed and weed. Didnt work. Shrooms did work however. My psych said I improved a lot.

>>37672755
>In your case this board is your safe space.

I don't have any other spaces, I cannot hold a normal conversation and now I'm 10x more depressed so I have to try not to talk about how that's all I'm thinking about whenever I'm not alone.

>>37672984
Shrooms gave me a bad trip but that was years ago. I don't imagine it would have any more positive effect but I do have yet to try anything like that while being by myself ... it could go really bad or really well depending on what kind of day I'm having I guess but I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it without someone there to make sure I don't flip out and think I'm being poisoned by everybody again.

>>37673039
From my experience being alone is much better. You can be weird by yourself. Starting with a low dose and working yourself up is key.

>>37672995
I also suck at conversations unless is about things I like. When it comes to normies you have to train to. The least thing I recommend you is to be alone as I know how haunting it feels

Im gonna grow up and become all you poor girls daddy. You can all live with me and be neets and no normies allowed.

>>37665623
Besides all my other interests... I don't wear makeup, and I have a college degree in information technology. I'm also left handed, that's kinda obscure I guess.

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>>37673411
this why all the men want us to gtfo this board

>>37673447
This post intrigues me.

>>37673411
Being left handed is not that rare, my brother and other relatives are left handed. Good job finishing college btw

>>37673447
Oh come on play nice now.

>>37673474
>not that rare
compared to what?

>>37673447
>I'm not like the other girls who say they're not like the other girls

lmao

>>37673496
Being Ambidextrous

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>>37673522
roo normans

>>37673480
Whatever you want sweetie

because i have a benis:DDDDDDDDDD

as a girl how do i make friends with other girls? it's so hard to talk to them