ITT: You're embarrassing moments >First day at the gym

More an awkward moment, but whatever.
>sitting in kitchen being neet
>mom sleeping on couch next to me
>she rolls over onto back and weirdly lifts up her shirt with boob out
>wait for her to pull shirt back down
>doesnt
>have to get up and throw blanket over her out of shame

>>37665414
Nice. Next time you will know where your put your bag and maybe will start lifting.

>>37665443
>Not splashing hot coffee on her tit

lol I remember when I first started working out I used the curl bar for my bench. It was a small free community gym with no racks so had to idea until months in.

OP I know that feel all to well, I couldn't last more than five minutes in a gym without having a full blown autistic panic meltdown at the mass of normies. I highly recommend simply buying some weights, you can even get used weights off Craigslist for cheap, or get new ones from Walmart.

Lol. Good effort anon. The fact that you actually got up and went to the gym puts you above most robots. Dont feel bad. I used to get really anxious because of the people. If you go in the early hours of the morning 3-8 am the gym is completely empty other than old people. Once you go a few more times you'll enjoy it. Dont let it get you down. Im proud anon

>be me
>go to movie theater in London
>decide to see Edge of Tomorrow to pass time before plane takes off
>purchase ticket
>can't understand what the minority representing cashier says
>get lost in the theater
>choose wrong door
>be in the middle of some Tarzan movie with little kids and families surrounding you
>finally decide to leave and look for the right place
>burgerin' to a young cutie negro employee
>she literally walks me to my seat with me carrying all my luggage
>peoples' popcorns and sodie pops fall down as I make my way to the middle of the row
>don't even understand what the movie is about because you came in halfway

never ever going to London again

a softcorembarrasment

>watching tv in psych ward
>the others are talking about going shopping
>think about how funny it would be if the group of patients had to wear straitjackets and helmets while being pushed around in a wheelchair
>giggling alone in the corner
>"whatchu laughing at"
>giggling uncontrollably and stutter out a "it would be so funny if..."
>laughing really hard
>"uhhh, ok"
>realize it isnt funny at all
>go to my room, change the now sweaty clothes and cry

>>37665414
Can add one to yours, it's *your not you're you illiterate faggot.

>>37667398
lol I've been in the psych ward several times, I thought it was pretty funny