ITT roastie feels >27 >harder to get guys to commit to

>>37663615
>be me
>roastie
>media tells me that i should be worried about myself first
>tell me that i can fuck as many guys as i want
>tell me to go to college and get a degree in whatever
>feel free to party
>feel free to drink
>feel free to get high
>end up spending all of college sleeping around with a new guy every night
>don't get into any long term relationships, don't want to weigh myself down
>get out of college
>screw it, i can still get drunk and party
>live with parents
>still bringing home new guys every night
>do this for years
>27
>see friends settling down
>getting married to guys after long relationships
>biological clock starts ticking
>try to find good guys
>find that they all settled down years ago
>keep sleeping around with the same deadbeats i always have
>try to force a relationship to start
>they always leave
>this isn't my fault
>i blame men for not wanting the whores
>functioning alcoholic who has to whine on /r9k/
this is how i picture any woman who says this shit

>>37663615
>Implying roasties have it hard at all

Any guy here would not be your bf, but fucking marry you, instantly.

>But he's a fat ugly neckbeard

Not true for 90% of guys on this board.

>be roastie
>feel chad's penis inside me

>>37663615
i will be your beta provider bf

>26
>kv
>No friends too afraid to make any
>Never had a bf, too afraid to let someone in my life
>Act like a complete bitch to drive people away, even though don't really want to.
>People are scared of me, so no man will ever want me
>a fucking gaint in height, only making you more intimidating.
>Even come here and meet some nice Anons who want to be friends
>Too afraid to give them a try and just look like more an ass
I can't keep doing this.

>>37663615
Well, at least you have money?

>>37663615
Inb4 beta orbiters

>>37664028
be my gf you stupid fucking cunt

>>37664028
>"B-but, I'm not really a complete bitch, I only act like one becuz muh intimacy issues!!1!"

>>37664028
come fight a dragon with me

>>37664028
Can you please spook me?
Scary girls are really cute

>>37664028
Are you the 6'2'' lady who only attracts sub dykes?

>>37664028
You literally sound like all my fetishes rolled into one

>>37664237
Not really "spooky" scary but more "I'll break your legs" scary

>>37664273
Yes

>>37664301
That's part an issue for me too, get a few people who just see me as a fetish, though granted could just be my insecurities making me think/feel that way.

>>37664339
Fetishes are just how men filter.
If a guy said he had no preferences you would think he's just a horndog looking to fuck anything that moves.

>>37664028
too close home i acted like an idiot to drive out one cute girl of my life
she was too good for me anyways
Hopefully i die or kill myself quickly

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>>37664339
>Not really "spooky" scary but more "I'll break your legs" scary
That's fine too, look up negative twin towers if you like anime.

>>37664372
Fair enough I suppose, guess either way can look at it a bad way.

>>37663615
>>37664339
>around my age
>tall
>also a dominant
>probably decent genetics
I want to fuck you then see if I want to marry. Got any pics of yourself?

>>37664427
I don't really watch anime, but not really opposed either, so yeah one day probably look it up. Though to be fair title sounds like a 9/11 spoof.

>31
>fewer creeps than when I was 19, but still more than enough
>still far too many guys interested in me for all the wrong reasons wasting my time
>increasing amounts of serious relationship prospects in recent years as guys my own age mature (the men who chase younger women are rarely any good)
>more confident than I was before
>dating STILL essentially the same as it ever was: a fucking soul-draining farce that I go through repeatedly to get my heart broken

>roastie
>engaged with schizo weed smoking chad
>watch him fight with people on the internet all day long
>tfw he can't get it up for my roastie cunt without viagra
Why live

>>37664490
Not really I avoid pictures of me, besides too self conscious/paranoid of the Internet to put any up. Part why I avoid social media like a plague.

>tfw no goodlooking cyborg bf

>>37664339
Cool I remember your post want to swap emails or snapchat?

>>37664547
That sounds a decent deal, as long as it goes both ways.

People are utterly disposable when you are popular, it's just how it is.

>>37664511
It's actually a anime book about 2 tall and kind of awkward school girls who accidentally scare the shit out of everyone else.

I think it's very cute and I'd like to get spooked by a cute tall girl with the break your legs stare

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>>37664028
Is there any bigger failure than a female virgin?

You dont even have to initiate anything or worry about getting humilated. Some guy will eventually ask you out if you're not an ugly mess

>>37663615
>they always drift away when they see that I
>have been with guys before them

kek I bet you regret being a roastie now don't you?

>>37664549
I don't care for social media either. It's vain as fuck and discourages actual interactions and leaving the comfort zone. What area do you live in?

>>37663804
speak for yourself, I don't want a trashy woman.

I don't care if shes had relationships before me.

I expect her to be able to support herself, I don't care if its less or more money than I make.

I'd settle for a woman that just had similar morals to me.

>>37664652
In the South, maybe not deep South, but South enough to be surrounded by people much shorter then me, and blacks. Want to move somewhere North.

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>be me, roastie
>go to school with a bunch of sandniggers in scandinavia
>there's a school party
>chaddy sandnigger gang leader asks me if i want to fuck
>i say yes and while i'm on top of him i hit him as hard as i can in the face
>mfw he liked it
>the pregnancy scare was unbearable, i also fucked a jew that weekend
the time of my life

>>37664718
Well fuck. I'm on the West Coast. I don't do long distance. Best of luck to you.

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>>37664695
>I don't care if she's had relationships before me
enjoying having a wife who will never love you as much as she loved her first

>>37664540
stop letting that 'confidence' show.

we (men) don't like that. real talk.

>>37664718

Its not the south, a legit 6'2 person is tall as fuck anywhere outside of the netherlands or maybe the balkans. A "tall" girl is like 5'9 - 5'11, you're 6'2. You're as tall as NBA players like steph curry

>>37664546
So leave.
Do you tell yourself its going to get better? Its not and you know it.
When you decide to leave later, you are going to be even older, with more baggage and fewer options. Facing the same loneliness your so scared of now. Deal with it now while its easier to fix and find a more fulfilling relationship.

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>>37664754
>tfw no 6'2 wnba gf

>>37664547
How much money do you have?
Do you just put it all on savings or do you do stocks, memecoins, investments, etc?

>>37664727
you deserve your life.

>>> lolcow

Plz go there

>>37664754
True, my grandparents on my mother's side us from Norway, though Dad not sure he's family has been American for awhile.

>>37664920

Sounds like you choose shitty partners, how is that anyone's fault but your own? Maybe give the guys that aren't perfect looking chads a chance? Maybe date guys that are actually in your league and not out, so they won't treat you like shit? Just a thought.

>roastie feels
what a DICUSTING version
>tfw think men are fine, but pieces of shit romantically
Not sure but I think I'll be alone a while

>>37664547
I'm a pathetic NEET manchild but I bet I could spend the same money on you that'd you'd spend on me with just my NEETbux.

>>37664695
Tbh, no insult intended, you are a minority on this board, you haven't sunk as low as a normal robot yet, whether you will is time's decision.
>>37664734
Most women have had one or two relation ships in the current year M8.

>>37664953
>>37665026
Nooo why did you chase away my future /biz/ gf !

>>37664028
Sound like my sister but I'm not sure she has feelings of thus nature.

>>37665291
Maybe she does? Talk to her often?

>>37665307
No we haven't talked in a long time now.

>>37664920
put a $1-200 into bitcoin.

Play $20-40 on a coin (diversify, go to /biz/). And play around, don't invest more money than you can afford to lose, and remember to pull out a portion of your profits or your just wasting time.

My woman has turned $20 into $400. (now watch her turn $400 into 1 pair of shoes, cause woman....hahaha)

>>37664734
That is a badly shooped graph. Too hard to actually make one I guess?