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>asshole tears and blood trickles out of rectum every time I take a shit
>this is accompanied with an extremely painful stinging sensation
>look up symptoms
>apparently I have hemorrhoids along and INSIDE my asshole that continuously keep bursting
I JUST WANT TO SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES GOD HATE ME????? WHY?!?!?!?!
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Take hemorrhoid suppositories. Or if you have health insurance just get them surgically removed.
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If you hold it in for a day or two, they should heal a bit. Then you'll be able to shit without pain for a while provided you do it carefully and don't push too hard
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>>37662471
>>37662500
man how fucked are you when the only cure is in the form of a wax bullet shoved up the arse
>> oh lord please accept this tribute
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>>37662471
>tfw IBS
>tfw scared for incontinence
End my life right now.
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>tfw constant audible tinnitus in my left ear
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>>37662471
burger detected. can't you amerifags just get your medical done in canada or cuba or something
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>>37664248
also i could get something like this fixed for ~200 eur
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