Why do I have no gf /r9k/? People tell me that >I'm

>>37660699
If (you) really want to know, you've got to give us more than that.
>I'm great wtf
I'm not sure you are.

>>37660699
have you looked for one? do you expect one to fall into your lap? we need more info
also you should always live your life first. don't live your life first if it's only to get a gf - that's still the same amount of counterproductive. you can live your life and look for a gf online or on tinder or something if you want to go on e-z mode

>>37660729
i'm gay and have been asked out by girls before who didn't know
(i've never had a bf though)
i'm just saying that that's not the reason

lmao it's because you're obviously not honest with yourself.

>Not manlet(5'10")
>Not manlet(5'10")
>Not manlet(5'10")
>Not manlet(5'10")
>Not manlet(5'10")

a y y y lmao

>>37660699
>5'10"
>not manlet
Will they ever learn?

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>>37660699
>>Not manlet(5'10")
Top kek king of manlets.

>>37660746
I have looked for one but my problem is I don't think I am worth anyone's time. People should say I should stop trying so hard to look.

>>37660699
>cute
>getting a gf

lol

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>>37660765
Tfw your dad's 6'2" but your mom's 4'10"

>>37660769
What does that mean? You 'looked' for one and.. what happened? What did you do?

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>>37660699
>>Not manlet(5'10")
>>Not manlet(5'10")
>>Not manlet(5'10")
>>Not manlet(5'10")

KEK

>>37660784
Well I have and talked to women but every time they are just like "I don't have the time" or "ha ha your funny"

>>37660769
in op you said you're confident but now you say you're not worth anyone's time?

>>37660806
You've talked to women before? lmao

If that's the reactions you're getting then the women you've talked to aren't into you (physical appearance wise) or they had bfs or weren't looking. That doesn't have anything to do with you thinking you're not worth someone's time. Do you lift weights? If not start.

In the mean time make an okcupid or a tinder or some shit and message girls there.

Why can't roasties just accept the fact that MLP and Anime is the wave of the future?

>>37660699
The key is actually talking and showing interest in a female. You can't just expect to act friendly and get a girl to hop on your cock.

>>37660811
He was clearly overselling himself so that he could generate as many things to brag about, even if he knows a lot of it is probably debatable or just not true.

Most importantly though, OP, women are not attracted to cute boys, they're attracted to handsome men who work out. If they call you cute, that's a red flag, not some type of flirtation.

>>37660699
>Not manlet(5'10")
That's the exact definition of manlet, faggot

>>37660794
It really isn't that bad if you're not in the vapid states of america.

>>37660699
The key to a gf is mostly just luck. You do your best to increase the chance of getting one by doing certain things, but in the end it's still just luck that does it. If you hold course and keep playing your cards right you'll luck into a gf soon.

>>37660862
cute boy here with a GF, you're wrong - different women like different kinds of men. but don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with working out to make yourself more attractive and healthy.

>>37660699

Post your pic and you'll know immediately if It's because you're unlucky or completely delusional

>>37660699
All you need to do is ask women out regularly, preferably women you know at least somewhat.

>>37660959
Why are you phrasing that as if there's something wrong with working out and being a manlet is the norm?

inb4 I literally said that there's nothing wrong with working out

Anyway, the only women who desire skinny cute boys are high school girls or fat women.

>>37660996
>Why are you phrasing that as if there's something wrong with working out and being a manlet is the norm?
I'm not.

>Anyway, the only women who desire skinny cute boys are high school girls or fat women.
Also wrong.

>>37661005
Get over yourself, your girlfriend settled for you because she needed to get back at her previous boyfriend or make one of her friends jealous, all while being supplied with your income to pay for her things.

>th..th..that's not true! she once paid for dinner this one time you asshole!!

>>37661047
Why are you projecting so hard? Why do you have such a desperate need to believe that women all want the same kind of man?

>>37661058
I know how women work and I'm a fucking expert at it. Your girlfriend clearly doesn't love you, I'm getting the sense of this by how defensive you've been with me.

Tell me what's wrong. I will be your therapist and we can get you to the point where you're ready to accept the fact that you wasted all that time and money for nothing.

>>37661077
>I'm a fucking expert at it
Apparently not, because you are suffering under the delusion that all women want the same kind of man.

>I'm getting the sense of this by how defensive you've been with me
So if I agree with you then you're right, and if I disagree with you then I'm being defensive and you're therefore also right, is that it? How dumb are you?

>>37661117
Look buddy, all women are the same breed of cunt. They want status, pure and simple. They want to look good in front of other people and convince themselves emotionally that they're good people even when they do heinous crimes against humanity on a daily basis. No woman loves anything or anyone truly--not even chads (chads are the rare case when they can control the woman). All they care about is fucking status. Get that through your thick fucking head.

Anyone that doesn't agree that all women deserve to die doesn't deserve to live.

>>37661196
Yikes friend, I'm sorry Stacy wouldn't touch your wee wee in school. Consider professional help.

>>37661214
Some time next week I'm going to receive a random bump in joy out the blue. And I'm going to sit there and wonder just why I feel this way until I remember that your girlfriend is going to break your heart and devastate you because you're too naive to listen to reason.

I am always right, but if you want to be audacious enough to think that women are good people, then go right ahead, because I will be absorbing a fuck ton of happiness next week once she reveals to you that she actually never gave a shit about you the entire time.

>>37660699
> I'm cute
How do you know? I thought that I was kind of cute but now I know that I was delusional

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you will never be elliote

>>37661311
Same as well

>>37661298
>I am always right
You really ought to get counseling for your delusions, friend.

>>37661345
You really ought to get lube for that asshole. At this very moment I'm putting together a squad of professional nigger faggots to rape the shit out that cute boy butt of yours.

Tell me that women prefer you when Tyrone and Jamal have their 13 inch throbbing nigger cocks up your tight puckered Jewish anus.

>>37660699
Nice bullshiting.If you had charisma,lots of friends,confidence you would at least get a ugly-average gf.Now tell us the truth and stop lying.

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>>37660699
Maybe it's because you're not an unemployed drug addict.

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>>37660699
>cute
>not a manlet (5'10)
>confidence
>charisma
>bright future
You actually say that like you believe it

>not a manlet
>5'10
Keep telling yourself famalama

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>>37660861
>you can't expect to just act friendly and get a girl to hop on ur cock


tfw this is literally how i've always gotten laid

>>37660699
Because you are a girl. Now come to D U E S S E L D O R F and become my gf!

>>37660699
Have you tried phenibut?