>Call me Sandpai >Tremble before my coarse penis in shock

>>37656577

Can you tell me about it? What does the doctor say? How's your sex life? How do partners react? How you feel about it?

>>37656577
i unironically want to blow you to see how your cock feels in my mouth

>>37656577
I'm kind of scared of developing that on my penis.

>>37656577
mfw clicking on that pic

https://youtu.be/i5Wc27KnEZY?t=6

>>37656577
Use chapstick on your bellend

I have something like that on my glans. I think it's stretchmarks from when i got circumcised to rectify my phimosis and my bellend could suddenly expand three times the normal size

>>37656577
>mfw people are STILL reposting my dick every other day

>>37658154
>tfw i still want more details about it

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>>37658218
What more do you want to know?

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>>37656577
>being a cutfag

>>37656577
I dont know if this is just autism, but i really want to hold onto your penis and pop all of those buds to satisfy myself possibly with a lattice or other such sharp object

>>37656577
Post more this is disgustingly fascinating.

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>>37658250
REEEE THEY DON'T POP

>>37658241
Serious question, what the FUCK is wrong with it?
If I woke up one day with my dick looking like that I would seriously fucking kill myself out of absolute disgust. Just looking at that makes me uncomfortable and itchy.

>>37658281
how originally old are you OP?

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>>37658281
fuck...that has to be the most disgusting dick i've ever seen.

how do girls react when you show them that thing?

>>37658281
When did you first find out your penis was different?

Seriously, I'm putting these in my gore folder.

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>>37656577
Is this how Dicks look in Jewmerica? Fucking sad tbqh

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>>37658241
What wrong with your penis and what can I do to avoid the same fate?
Were you born with it?
Do you get rejected by women as soon as you pull down your pants and they see it?

>>37658384
don't worry, you're fine. this problem occurs due to a messed up circumcision

>>37656577
>>37658241
>>37658281

You have pearly penile papules. Stop jerking off and not cleaning up your cum. Stop wearing the same undies 4 times in a row. Start applying vaseline or cocoa butter regularly.

>>37658425
I don't think that's it
I just googled pearly penile papules and the bumps are only underneath the head, and are more "shiny" compared to the ones op and friends are posting

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>>37658298
It's called keratinization. Caused by a combination of constant exposure to the elements, excessive unlubricated masturbation, and genetics.

>>37658303
24

>>37658323
>how do girls react when you show them that thing?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37658325
My glans started developing creases and fissures in my early teens, but it wasn't until my later teens that they started becoming unusually severe.

>>37658384
>What wrong with your penis and what can I do to avoid the same fate?
Be uncut, don't fap too much, use lube when you do.

>Were you born with it?
Nope, it was smooth until my teens.

>Do you get rejected by women as soon as you pull down your pants and they see it?
See my answer to >>37658323

>>37658425
It's not PPP, those are growths that form around the base of the glans. In my case, the skins of the glans has split apart.

>>37658303
OP won't answer this or the follow up:
How old were you when you developed this issue?

Can't you just remove the top layer of skin and let it regrow while keeping it very moisturized?

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>>37658493
>tfw cut
>tfw never use lube
>tfw 19

OH PLEASE GOD NO!

>>37658493
Thanks for answering, just two more from me:

1. Have you seen a dermatologist? can anything be done about it?

2. does it effect your pleasure when fucking/fapping?

>>37658543
also cut and rarely use lube, but I never had THIS problem....he must've chafed the fuck out of that thing non-stop.

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How in the shit is this not illegal

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Those fucking jews

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All those ruined penises

>>37658588
>cut
>almost never use lube
I'll never jerk off again

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>>37658518
Some people have a fissured tongue, see pic. Should they sand down their tongue until it's smooth?

>>37658543
You're probably fine. My dick already looked pretty rough (pardon the pun) by 19.

>>37658588
It isn't a guaranteed thing by any means. I've only seen a few examples of dicks with the same issue to the same extent.

>>37658494
Both answered in post above yours.

>>37658564
>1. Have you seen a dermatologist? can anything be done about it?

I have not, and don't intend to unless it becomes painful/irritating or if a hypothetical gf insisted.

>2. does it effect your pleasure when fucking/fapping?

Not sure. Orgasms feel good enough for me to fap two or three times a day, but my dick is much less senstitive during the refractory period than it used to be.

>>37658518
what? Dicks don't regrow dude.

>>37658674
l dated a girl with a tongue like this

>>37658642
Do not believe this. Not everyone's uncircumsized penis looks as smooth as a baby's bottom. Mine doesn't, for instance.

>>37658674
>Some people have a fissured tongue, see pic. Should they sand down their tongue until it's smooth?
That has nothing to do with what I was suggesting. I'm talking about a medical procedure in which the outer layer of skin is chemically removed.
Nobody said anything about taking sandpaper to your dick, retard.

>>37658702
what? It would be nice if brains did.

>>37658745
Point is I wouldn't want to loss any dick-size, even if such a procedure existed.

>>37658794
I can only assume I'm being trolled so, good job, I guess.

>>37658674
Why don't u stop masturbating and restore your foreskin? I don't know why I ask that, it's quite obvious you don't care that your dick looks repulsive otherwise u would have stopped damaging it.

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Worth noting the underside is smooth.

Femanons, would a dick like that be a dealbreaker? What if it were a perfect size?

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>browsing r9k on mobile (25+ khv don't ree)
>open pic, don't think much, a little shriveled maybe
>stupidly open same pic on pc later
anyone else feeling heart palpitations?