A couple of hours ago I smeared peanut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off until I ejaculated, hands free. Am I still a virgin? Or something worse?
No, you're still a virgin. Though if you had penetrated your dog you would no longer be a virgin.
>>37654743
thats really fuckin gross
>>37655214
Norman detected, leave immediately
>>37654743
did you let your dog lick your cum?
>>37654743
this place never ceases to amaze
sometimes i wonder if i am a normie despite tfwnofriends and tfwnogf
>>37655214
Git out fuking normie
>>37655911
Of course. She was still eating the peanut butter as I was busting my nut.
>>37655944
did you live under a rock?
peanut butter pupper nutter is the oldest trick in the playbook
>>37654868
Wish I could, but she's spayed. This is what the NEET life does to a man.
>>37655214
Peanut butter is tasty af, you dumb normalfag. LEAVE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE