So I was at the spa and one of the things I noticed was it had such a great aesthetic. The tea pots everywhere that let me have tea whenever, the serene music, the temple like design with the columns and such. Another thing I like to do is go to escape rooms. But the problem with escape rooms is they put too much on the tension. The atmosphere should be calm like at the spa so you can think instead of the frantic background noise.
I think I might go talk to the spa owner to see if I can strike a bargain about a mind rejuvenation experience or whatever but basically people just pay to sit around in a calm environment and work out semi abstract puzzles. The goal is to talk him into letting me use the spa for free. I'm good at puzzles, I wonder if he'd go for it. If you add enough buzzwords people will pay it like they do for everything else there, I bet.
what do you think