/britfeel/

Anyone staying up for Bethesda's E3 talk or nah?

>>37653230
Nah. What are they planning this year? More of the same?

>>37653260
Couldn't tell ya, I just watch em for the spectacle. Have fuck all time for the vidya these days anyways

I signed for universal credit last wrk and have my interview today. Was told to bring my CV so the advisor can look at it.

I'm 25 and haven't work since dropping out of uni four years ago.

If any of you daytime lads want to join in when you wake up, we're doing a weekly book reading and the first weeks book is Brave new world. We'll be discussing it next Sunday. ttfn

i feel like fucking shit lads and i dont know why. its annoying me so much.

>>37653230
No, it's the only E3 conference I'm not interested in. I imagine it will be Quake Champions, new Wolfenstein, something new from Bethesda Game Studios and something else from another developer. Arkane blew all their load in the past year and it's gonna be fucking ages before id show whatever they're working on.

absolutely fed up lads

>>37653230
I stayed up this late because I originally thought it was gonna be at 3am, but I only just learnt it's actually 5am.

Might just fuck it and go to bed, although if I stay up, I can go shopping when the shops open at 6am

>>37653321
It's aight you can "search" using third party sites like Monster and Indeed and log them in text on your job match account
but for real the advisor will just give you pointers on how to improve your CV.
I'd seriously get off UC ASAP though, fucking nightmare mate

Wish I had some drugs lads

>>37653492
How is it a nightmare? What have I let myself in for?

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Real robot hours, what you lads up to?

>>37653574
Not sure how much you have to search but I had to search for five hours EVERY DAY (35/w)
If you've got anxiety you can get the distance reduced, and hours reduced if you have an attention disorder but other than that you'll be earning about 1.82 an hour for searching

Keep your fingers crossed for Tesco or Asda, call centers are the worst

I fear britfeel won't survive the night and I won't be here to protect it.

>>37653661
Sleeping lad haha u?

>>37653842
not looking too likely, slow posting today

>>37653925
i would post more but im feeling shitty

Clocking out lads
The sun will be rising soon.

>>37653955
I think I can see the sun...
Maybe I'm just imagining though

>>37653981
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

O

>>37654040
Britfeel got you feeling ok?

>>37653940
whats wrong lad? desueueueu

>>37654065
https://youtu.be/JwYX52BP2Sk

O

>>37654069
not even sure lad. i have no specific reason to feel like this.

Oi oi what's all this then

Anyone else here vote Labour

>>37654417
I did lad. I did

>go to another board for the first time in years
>accidentally say lads

ffs lads

>>37654502
We will conquer 4chan, one lad at a time

>>37654437
I like Corbyn
Not that fond of Labour as a party though

>>37654502
haha I've done this.

>>37654502
i always say it lad. i have even picked up the habit of saying it in real life. a few time yanks have been like wtf

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>>37653131
>using an old image
Kill yourself

Any point having a crunchyroll premuim account?

>>37655251
wouldn't have thought so if you have torrents

tried Netflix for the first time this month, pretty shitty selection tbqh can't believe normies are satisfied with this.

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Tell me what you lads are doing

>>37655269
I have a tiny amount of BC on DM I'm just looking to spend. Could get a porn account I guess

>>37655314
waiting for the rocking todd variety hour to start in a few minutes and shitposting on /v/

>>37653230
Just woke up after a quick nap. I don't even like Bethesda so I have idea why I bothered.
>tfw I need to call the doctors after it's over

Cringing at this Bethesda conference lads

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>>37655585
Tired of this crowd already, lad.

i stayed up until 5am for THIS?

where is my new elder scrolls? where is my new obsidian-developed fallout?

>woman of colour killing problematic men
money is actively being put back in wallets at this point

Is that cute gril meant to be a professional gamer?

>>37655585
Did they not want to pay for a stage or something

>>37655829
>where is my new elder scrolls? where is my new obsidian-developed fallout?
think they misread your memo as "Huge budget overly produced CGI trailers and no gameplay"

>Two games
>Two games we all already knew about
>No new IPs

I stayed up for this. I have work in 3 hours thanks to this.

Oh /pol/ is gonna love this one

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>thought it was going to be Fallout: New Orleans
>it wasn't

>>37656020
hahahahaha they tried to make wolfenstein "unproblematic" by making the exact same game just adding black people

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That was it? I only got a few hours of sleep for that?

I've never understood game developers. Do they not want to make obscene amounts of money?

Imagine bethesda designed a follow up to skyrim and oblivion. It'd fucking sell millions of copies.

Imagine valve designed half life 3. Again millions of copies.

Give the people what they fucking want. Instead they spend time designing bullshit like wolfenstein, and sticking to steam. What is that all about? Why do they deprive us of our joy.

>>37656134
Hey man Wolfenstein is better than TES and Fallout

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>>37656108
>>37656016
>That was it?
We got a problem white boi?

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>>37656165
Yes I have a problem. EA's presentation was boring but at least they showed something.

>>37656134
I kinda understand why proper elder scrolls and fallout games are not churned out but a generic FPS wolfenstein? Just feels like they had a spare team and a spare IP and stuck them together.

>Imagine valve designed half life 3. Again millions of copies.
This one is more just to the ridiculous mismanagement within valve it seems and I mean the store prints money anyway

If this week is anywhere near as fucking awful as last, I may well just legit kill myself

>>37653842
I will not let it falter, my son

>>37654502
It's pretty obnoxious tbqh. I can tell when someone other than a brit is using it, because they overuse the word and also throw in a few "mates" and "m8s"

>>37657030
Why was last week awful? Describe it to me

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>>37653131
Not British (Thank God), but can someone make an American version of the OP's pic? Do it as a favor for your American Liberators.

>>37657151
I smell...a leaf

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Would any of you lads tune into a /britfeel/ pirate radio station if I set one up?

>>37657673
I've always wanted to do one but getting powerful enough transmitters is the real problem

I wish my teeth were the same length senpai. Would be much more aesthetic.

Tempted to go and see a tranny hooker this week.

Paranoid about getting clap in my throat though.

That or she can't get it up

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>>37657847
>tfw right canine is significantly more ground down than the left

>>37657720
How powerful do you think we'd need?

>>37657673
Yes I very much would desu

Orgaboli

fucking hate living in a homeless hostel

not long to go now, as ive become good friends with a girl with learning difficulties she told me to be her carer, so when carers allowance comes through we're going to rent a caravan.

anyone have any experience living in a caravan?

>>37657929
well to put it into perspective Radio Caroline was using 20kw transmitters

>>37657986
I have lived in a static caravan, they aren't great places to without modification

>>37658008
Well shit, guess it would end up being pretty local then

>>37657986
>living in a caravan as the carer for a retard in order to mooch benefits

grim

>>37658008
whats so bad about it? housing benefit will cover the rent, and considering ive been living in a place thats pretty much jeremy kyle 24/7 with paper thin walls and the worst type of person living there the quiet will be lovely, and itll not be too far from the nearest aldi. dont get me wrong there are a few diamonds, but few and far between

>>37658042
mooch are you serious? there is such a thing as a genuine friendship formed in a shitty place where other residents would manipulate her to get money out of her.

if anything youre just showing your true mentality by jumping to that conclusion.

>>37658052
Caravans are poorly ventilated metal boxes so they have a tenancy to get damp and cold so unless you can control the temperature that will be a problem.
You also have to remember the cost of getting gas bottles to run the cooker, heating and hot water, it's also unlikely you will have proper broadband.

Just b urself guise it'll work

>>37658052
>the quiet will be lovely

As your pet spastic requires you to cook for her, clean for her and generally actually be a carer 24/7?

>>37658078
>where other residents would manipulate her to get money out of her.
>so when carers allowance comes through we're going to rent a caravan

Yeah, you're totally not taking advantage of her to get money.

>>37658110
thanks for the advice, im sure i can work around all that, its a damn sight better than what ive got now!

>>37658175
shes hardly a spastic, shes just a bit slow, its workable

>>37658187
im not at all. she was the one who mentioned moving out with me, she was the one who asked me to be her carer. how is saying yes taling advantage? of course its going to benefit me, but what im going to do for her will benefit her, its called 'helping one another' it seems by the way youre typing that its a completely foreign concept to you. when i say other residents would manipulate her for money, im talking about how they would steal her card, saying theyll get her money out for her, take 50 or 100 pounds and tell her she was paid less , even though her money is always the same. when youre around people that actually fully take advantage, without any remorse, it actually makes you think how the fuck can they sleep at night.

ill be cooking and helping her budget for fucks sake

>>37658277
>im not at all. she was the one who mentioned moving out with me, she was the one who asked me to be her carer. how is saying yes taling advantage?

You said yourself she's slow and mentally disabled, she can't make informed decisions like that.

>>37658319
well these are the two options, we stay in a homeless hostel (her tenancy runs out in 2 months, then shell be on the street as no family etc) or we move out. i seriously believe the latter is the better option. plus, even a person with a learning disability can still decide what is actually in their interest. after having honest conversations with her over the last few months she has proven that she isnt a vegetable, she does get things you know.

>>37654553
Friendly remind corbyn isn't a regular guy, he has never had a real job. The definition of career politician.

>>37658510
>going from unemployed to Prime Minister

He's the hero NEETs deserve

>went out shopping in manchester yesterday
>literally full of ugly, inbred slags all with blonde hair and those disgusting short fishnet shorts, boots and sleeveless tops, maybe 3% of them were fit and pretty

Apparently this was because of some parklife shit.

still though, i haven't seen such a bigger concentration of disgusting roastie thots who are literally dressed the same just in varying degrees of ugly/trashiness.

there were HUNDREDS of them, all with the same get up, fuck the north, too fucking chavy.

>>37658598

oh and they ALL had those shitty glitter makeup.

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Morning lads. Feeling slightly less like I want to kill myself today. Probably 'cause I've got a few days off next week and the boss hasn't been in for a few days.
Also post waifu's

>>37658598
>some parklife shit.
Are you suggesting they should cut down on their porklife mate?

>>37658660
grey Mondays make me feel most like killing myself.

>>37658598
im glad im not fashion, once you've seen one you've seen them all.

>eating oats off the therapy

>>37658681
>grey Mondays make me feel most like killing myself.
Normally they do but for some reason it's a bit less today. Not gonna complain I guess but it will probably catch up to me by the afternoon.

feel like getting a knife and playing my wrists like a violin lads

got 5 minutes to have a shit, can it be done?

>>37658808
no its not humanly possible. I did a few farts then gave up.
I wouldn't want to half to force myself to stop mid stream because I was out of time.

Recorded myself having a wank last night

>>37658808
It really depends on the type of shit. Sometimes I can sit down and it all fires out like a shotgun but other times it's a slow stream that can take forever.

>waking up at half 9

wew lads I've got to get back to waking up at 7

My PS4 arrived today lads, looks like I won't be bored for the next few months. Can't argue with 200 bong with a free game off amazon

>>37658808
Easily, never understood people who take ages to shit. What are you doing in there? I am usually in and out in about 2 minutes, paperwork and all

Only 2 more hours of work, then I'm leaving this place for good. Going to spend the next two months traveling and getting fat

>>37659103
I would spend more time on the toilet if it weren't for the fact that my legs/feet fall asleep if I'm sitting on the toilet for more than 5 minutes

>>37659103
Sometimes I have constipation. Sometimes I get a bit too invested in reading the news on my phone.

When I was in a relationship, it was the only source of escape from my ex. So I'd spend an hour in there just to get some alone time.

>>37659139
I didn't fucking ask you

>>37659139
Jesus man thats rough. I like my own space so i get that. Slightly worried about it actually, I don't get the tfw no gf thing at all, if anything I think it would be a bad thing as I would have to be around someone all the time.

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>>37659130
>mfw I told my coworkers this exact same thing, and they all looked at me like I was insane because apparently nobody else's legs fall asleep during poop time

Hello, brother

>>37659151
I've been in a few relationships. I've decided they aren't for me for the foreseeable future. Imagine having to be around someone 24/7 who holds you accountable for all your actions and expects a daily amount of attention and affection.

When me and my ex were in different cities, she'd get pissed off if I wasn't able to give her a one hour phone call each night. And that was despite me protesting about how fucking knackered I was with work and that I just wanted to watch a film before bed.

Screw that shit. It's better being single honestly lads.

>>37653131

desu desu desu desu desu desu

origianru

>>37659203
Tell me about your day so far desu-man

Going the subway lads.

What do you want?

> took 6mg valium last night
> slept through both alarms
> woke up an 90 minutes late

Monday's starting off great for me.

>>37659240
Footlong Italian BMT, cheese toasted with lettuce, onions, peppers, jalapenos and southwest sauce lad. The only true choice.

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M-morning lads! A promise is a promise so you can expect to see my fat thighs a bit later on. Got to go to the shop first~

Tekken 7 should be arriving today so I'll post my PSN and anyone interested can add me. Made a new account just for you lads! Think I will make a nice group for us too desu~

>>37659095
Nice one anon, what game did you get? A-add me okay!?

>>37659240
Tuna on wheat bread w/ tomato, pickles, onion, lettuce, mustard, salt&pepper, and mayo

>>37659267
>relying on drugs to make you feel better

lol you're weak

>>37659302

Duh, hence I use the drugs.

I mean, we're all shit in a barrel here, I just understand that fact enough to attempt to block it out.

>>37659196
Yeah fuck that lad. I like my quiet comfy life, don't want someone coming in and making it difficult.

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Fingered a girl to completion on one of these badboys last night.

Am I a normie now?

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>>37658660
my manager is ok, but there is another shouty angry manager that works in the same department.he's a dick.
>at work
>leave my position for 1 min
>hear shouty manager call me.
>anon i pay you to watch these machines not walk off for a chat.
>the company pays me not you
>you know what i fucking mean.
he stormed off. at break i went to union rep, complained and the manager got a bollocking. he's had a few incidents of shouting at people, and after i complained he got put on an anger management course. it did fuck all, but he doesn't bother me anymore.

>>37659392
Yeah I've got a similar situation. I have the manager or my department who is basically just a co-worker with some more power than me and then the manager of the firm who a proper twat. Unfortunately he owns the place and we're not unionised so if I wanted to complain I'd be fucked.

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Got this in the mail the other day.

It says Intention to Prosecute. It's from going through a speed camera. First ever time getting one of these, anyone have any experience with getting out of it?

I'm tempted to say I wasn't driving, it was my friend Sandeep Patel, and he's gone back to India, and I don't know his details.

Obviously Sandeep doesn't exist, can they find out?

>>37659415
>BMW 435i M Sport
Nice car lad

>>37659415
well, I'd take it on the chin to be honest with you, trying to pull the wool over the old bills eyes wont help as they have a range of ways to really find out. If you come clean with them straight away you might be able to go on a speed awareness course and not incur points or a fine

>>37659415

49 in a 40. Mug's game, there's lines on the street telling you these days.

Leave the blitzing to the motorway, 85 in the outside lane, waiting for the dozy cunts to move out of the fucking way.

>>37659415
might be better just to pay it.if they find out you lied i think its imprisonable - they come down HARD on it.get a sat nav to help with speed

>>37654502
>Meet bf on another board
>He keeps calling me lad on skype
>I keep thinking it must be some weird northern country thing
>He introduces me to britfeel

oops

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>>37659500
>49 in a 40. Mug's game, there's lines on the street telling you these days.
There wasn't any lines in the road, I've gone back and looked at the camera on street view.

This is the camera that got me

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>>37655585
I gave up on the Micrososft conference half way through

>Literal lisping whores on stage to show off a racing game, apparently they're actually race car drivers
>Weird man/woman hybrid thing lumbers onto the stage to talk about Minecrafts Super Duper Texture Pack which is just a bloom filter, reflections and some realistic-ish textures for the blocks
>EXCLUSIVE.....(console launch for quarter 1 of the launch month also launching on windows 10)

Then we get gameplay of Assassins Creed where they're still trying to pull the WE MADE THE GAME AN ACTUAL CHALLENGE THIS TIME NO REALLY WE'VE CHANGED WE SWEAR IT'S NOT A TRICK THIS TIME

>>37659545

Utter bollocks is that.
Sadly, you're paying for the council's crimbo dinner this year, mate.

>>37659465
>>37659514
Think you're probably right, I'll just pay the fine. Hopefully get offered a course and no points.

>>37659546
E3 is basically exclusively for taking the piss out of. It's the only reason I watch it 'cause the chance that I actually buy any of the games in minimal.

>tfw satnav beeps every time I'm close to a speed camera

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>>37657847
>>37657900
>tfw have the anime grill whore tooth except it's not cute at all irl it looks freaky because my baby tooth is still visible under it and I'm a guy (male)

>>37659610
>tfw very rarely travel routes that I don't already know meaning I know where all the cameras are

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I'm rewarding myself with food after work today, what should I eat laddos

I'm finking pizza and hot wings

>>37659267
Fuck subway

>Ummm...meatball m-
>HUH?!
>M-Meatball Marinara!
>WHAT BREAD?
>Ummm...I d- Italian herbs
>WHAT TOPPINGS
>Olives, Onions and Cheese
>JUST OLIVES YEAH?
>Y-Yeah
>SIX QUID PLEASE MATE

Why the fuck do they have fucking menu items if I have to fucking pick the bread and the toppings and the sauce and whether it's hot or cold reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37659671
>he doesn't go online and create his sammich before going in to Subway

for shame

>>37659662
if I dont get some recommendations soon I'm going to eat everything

>>37659671
>the virgin sandwich

>>37659662
That sounds good to be honest. I could really use some hot wings myself. It's been too long.

>>37659662
Chicken burger

God I miss the old takeaway near my house, they did a great chicken fillet burger for only 3 quid.

>used to be a great chicken burger at a local sandwich shop near me
>fish and chip shop next door complain about the sandwich shop serving warm food, get council involved to stop the sale of warm food
>fish and chip shop is never open when sandwich shop is open to begin with.

Was pretty fuming tbqh.

>>37659728
It does sound good. That's what I've been craving for a few weeks now, but I've been working nonstop until now.
>>37659729
What kind of bread/condiments? I think there's a Greek takeaway downtown that has good chicken

>>37659749
>fish and chip shop next door complain about the sandwich shop serving warm food

t-this is a crime?

>All the takeaways near me put their prices up for everything by 50p back when the brexit referendum happened
>It didn't affect their supply chain or anything, they all just saw an opportunity to be greedy kikes

>>37659779
>kikes
>likely turkish

ishiggydiggy

>>37659762
Bloody appears so. Absolute state of this country.

To make it weirder, it was about specific items on the menu too. Can still get bacon, spam etc
but things such as a chicken burger is a no go it seems.
The fish and chip shop doesn't even sell the same food so not sure what their reasoning for complaint was.

>>37659662
That sounds breddy gud. I was thinking of getting some sushi later, maybe that is something you would be interested in

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Sushi lover's entire body left riddled with WORMS after eating contaminated sashimi
Chinese man went to his doctor with stomach ache and itchy skin
Scans revealed his entire body had been infected with tapeworm
Doctors say this is due to the large amount of raw fish he had eaten
Cases such as this have increased due to the soaring popularity of sushi

>>37659415

>Censors the speed camera location

I'll take that as a challenge when I get home from work

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Politics exam in 2 hours lads. Feeling very confident, all that arguing on /pol/ really paid off in helping me learn my content

>>37659812
Good luck lad. My exams went much better than expected this year, hope yours do too.

>>37659415
>essex
>bmw

Well that tells me all I need to know.

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>>37659810
Excuse me sir, but do you not know how to reply to posts directly? I'm going to need to see some identification

>>37659415
>>37659824
Wanker deserves it.

I bet you anything he never indicates on roundabouts either.

>wake up
>check /v/ for e3 news
>it's just /pol/ posting

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>>37659832
Who said I was replying to anyone? Do one bobby, you can't catch me.

>>37659838
Was probably right up the arse of some other driver just before getting his pic snapped.

Someone should screenshot his post and send it to essex police so he can't try and make excuses.

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>>37659832
>sneaks past bobby with delicious mcdonalds hamburgers.

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The state of the /britfeel/ Bobby.

>>37659862
>Try McDonalds for the first time in 10 years
>Tastes like dogshit

How did I love this shit as a kid?

>>37659904
McDonalds has got worse since been a kid. Their desire to try and be more healthy has resulted in their food been more like cardboard.

>>37659812
The thought of someone writing an entire politics essay in the style of a stereotypical /pol/ post is mildly entertaining.

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Hey lads look at this knife I bought. I'm gonna carry it around and no one's gonna stop me.

>>37659916
Could make a good basis for a MA written piece.

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>>37659904
I know right?
Okay, the last time I went to a McDonalds I got a happy meal and an Aladdin toy
I don't recognise it any more

they tried to damn hard to get away from the image of greasy burgers and pink chicken paste
now it's trying to be some kind of exclusive restaurant where you place your order and take a number
but it's fucking mcdonalds
the lowest rung on the fast food ladder

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>>37659928
PUT THE FUCKING KNIFE DOWN NOW. GET DOWN.

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>>37659928
Looks great. Have you seen mine?

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>>37659939
Oh fuck lad. You're right. I'll head right to my local knife bin and proceed to get a life.

>>37659970
I would fill that bin with blunt plastic knives for a larf.

>>37659973
>not filling it with pee pee poo poo

Amateurish tbhonesto

I'd put /pol/ in it, autism weaponised, close to WMD level.

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>>37660000
FUCKING LEARN HOW TO REPLY DIRECTLY GOD DAMN FUCK YOU FUCK

CHECKED YOU FUCK

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>>37660000
holy shit nice quads. Now check my dubs.

>>37660005

It's the morning thread, slow enough that folk know what you're referring to.

unless you've got autism

Nothing starts the work week off quite like a nice cough.

>>37660025
Just keep coughing until the cough is gone

t. played Doctor once

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I'm not going to reply, just to spite you.

We should really have a britfeel with no replies to see if we manage. Might make for something interesting.

Hope your cough goes lad. Get well soon.

Thanks mate. It's normally bare-able during the day, just hoping it's not as shit at night.
I doubt it would be possible to do an entire thread without them. If any time now would be the easiest as it's slow but not extremely slow.

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Just sat home from work on a Monday morning watching a live action adaptation of one of my favourite wanking games.

Could nip out and get some of those tune cough sweets, see if they help at all.
We are too reliant on the (you), a bit of (you) detox can't go a miss.

Got a link to watch that live action adaption?

Went to cut it off with the goth bird from work so I can focus on getting my shit together.
>End up banging
Jesus Christ I have no control lads.

>>37660105
Just google the filename and you'll find it.

Tar lad. Was gonna do that, wasn't sure if it was something I can find online or I'd have to download.

I'm not sure I could do this much longer. I'm gonna start getting (You) withdrawal symptoms.

some normie cunt has abandoned his shitbox outside my driveway after one of the tires gave out

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if it gets to 3pm and it's still there I'm calling the proper authorities to have it removed!

>>37660145
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NOW A VAN LITERALLY JUST TURNED UP AND IT'S BLOCKING MY ENTRANCE

IHATENORMIES

I wonder if it's sunny outside. Would be nice if I could actually see a window from this FUCKING GREY OFFICE. Pretty sure I have the shittest desk in this entire shithole.

>>37660145
Don't be a dickhead lad

They won't remove it lad. Police will come out a sticker on it and he'll have 7 days before it's lifted.

I literally came here ten minutes ago and this was the first thread i saw and it seems like a quality place and i have a long story too make u lads feel better about yourself
>Underage fag
>lifes good
>Shits happened in the past like sexual abuse and stuff but everythings okay now
>great friends
>good relationship with family
>recently came out as gay and surprisingly no one judges me and i actually make more friends
>im actually happy
>lolgetfucked.rar
>Not gonna get into for reasons but tl:dr i get forced too take the blame for bad shit and theirs no proof this guy really did it
>everything turns too shit try kill myself and fuck it up
>big police thing
>go too therapy now
>had too tell mum everything that had happened
>cant go too school because everyone hates me and im being threatened a lot
>stay in house all day
>have like five internet friends
>i think i fucked it up with one of them this morning tho
>one of them is actually amazing
>she helps me so much
>would honestly be dead without her
>shes the only reason im still alive
>everyday i steal alcohol from mum just too feel something but sadness
>think of how great life was
>i was fucking popular
>i had so many friends
>I was happy too wake up and go too school
>in the past things weren't great and i went on this site a lot
>but i managed too get away
>i never went for months
>but now i got on it constantly
>everyday i go on /b/ for keks and /gif/ for porn
>everyday is spent in doors
>my mum came into my room earlier and asked if i had any plans
>or if i was doing anything with friends
>cryinglikeabitchrightnow.wmv


I just want this too end lads but im a fucking pussy and get too scared last moment and i dont want too do that too the only friends i have left i cant do this too her she would actually feel upset over it and i dont want that. everytime i have posted this on /b/ or whatever its usually the same "kys fag" and ill probably get that here too im just venting i guess im just so fucked lads

>>37660180
My parents had a neighbour who was constantly having entrances to his land blocked by people so he eventually started shunting them with the bull bar on his 4x4

>>37660109

Don't be a dumb fucking nigger and show some willpower and restraint.

>>37660198
I fucking feel bad for my mum man idek what im gonna do anymore one day ill probably just hang myself with a belt, how bad does it hurt?

>>37660184
Finish work together. Go for a fag about to tell her in private it's probably best we stop what we're doing till I figure out what I'm doing with my life/wife/future kid
>She starts shifting me before I say anything.
End up going back to hers and banging.
Try again tomorrow lads.

>>37660198
Taking the black.e was your mistake faggot.
Man up, deal with it and unless it's being a beast you'll get by.

If you're a beast then neck yourself faggot.

>>37660226
>shifting me
She wanked you off in public?

>>37660255
Different area different meaning I guess. To shift is to snog. Necking, frenchy, kissing all interchangeable.

>>37660287
hello my fenian brother

>>37655251
I've got Crunchyroll Premium. Got it for a birthday present. The big draw to me is the Netflix-srtyle convenience. I never bother downloading now, though I do miss out on a few shows here and there. Stopped watching One Piece altogether about a year ago for example. The thing is, I like playing video game and just leaving it all hooked up and CR runs great through the PS4. If I was torrenting I'd have to move the TV stand and swap the HD wires around. That or put it on a USB and hope that the file format and subs are compatible with the PS4's media player. It's a clear choice for me but if you watch most stuff through a computer in one way or another you might be better as you are. Oh, it also saves you using MAL to keep track too because of course like Netflix it remembers where you're up to and you've got a Favourites/ Bookmarks as well. Finally, no adverts whatsoever rather than adverts every couple of minutes. CR is nigh unusable without Premium imo.

>>37660225
ideally you want to break the neck instead of choking. you need to get the drop right or you'll end up hanging for a few mins while you choke out. probably not the best way to die desu.
life's shit lad. i use drugs and drink to get through the days.

just had some crackers, cheese and pickles
didn't even know I liked branston pickles, but they were really nice

>>37660299
Fuck off taig.
Just kidding lad. My family are irish, but like the smart ones got out and moved to Scotland. Live in Leith where all the lazy paddies got of the boat and called home instead of heading to that shithole Glasgow.
>TFW fucking fuming about the DUP x Tory collab.

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w-well I am a girl (boy) of my word desu~

a-and no bullying this time, okay?!

hate how fat my thighs are desu

>>37660243
guess im gonna have too go into detail
>had an amazing friend
>she was a bit stupid
>sent pics a lot too cunts
>some guy she sends too uses it against her
>She gets fucked over for months
> i just feel like shit
>it was her fault really but still i was a stupid cunt
>she tells me the guys sc
>message him and tell him ill do anything if he just leaves her alone
>obviously backfires he makes me do a lot of things and its kinda fucked me up but i dont really wanna talk bout it
>but i keep this up and he actually leaves her alone
>goes on for months
>one day he tells me shits getting sketchy and he needs me too do one more thing
>Happy cause it might end
>tells me i need too tell this guy i did it and send him her pics and vids
>oh fuck i cant do this
> he demands proof
> i do it cause i think i wont have to do more things for him and i might be left alone for a bit
> i do it and prove it i did it
>he leaves me alone
>shits good for like two weeks then yeah the guy tells everyone

tl:dr i took the blame for a beast and cant prove much because chats were on snapchat and i didn't save or anything

>>37660352
Yeah i can maybe pull it off, I have tried a lot of drugs to cope with shit ecstasy got abused a lot for like two months straight but my mums vodka is all i can really get now, sad times

>>37660368
Tilde your thighs aren't fat, they just have the bare minimum amount of muscle. Your knees are nobbly as fuck, you're hurting yourself and it isn't actually attractive. You've got too far. Eat more and spend time toning up. Hit the squats. Women look better for doing squats as well, and it's not like you need to get big or anything.

>>37660368
dont get it mate, it just looks like a blokes pair of legs in black and white with some gay socks on

your hands are masculine as well, sorry mate but you look literally nothing like a girl, real talk lad

>>37658446
I would have thought a women with learning difficulties would be high up on the council housing list. Especially it she is homeless.
Emergency accommodation is mandatory for people like her.

Story sounds a bit off.

>>37660368
why so desperate for attention? nobody cares faggot piss off. we'll see how you turn out in 10 years time when the novelty wears off

>>37660387
Can't your female friend act as a witne... Oh wait no because you're a lying beast.
Enjoy people whispering about how much of a sick cunt (note:not a sick cunt Aussie meaning) you are

>>37659415
>>37659824

Do you post on /o/ in the Brit thread?

>>37660400
BUT I POST ANIME PICTURES AND FEEL LIKE A GIRL

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broke down in tears for the first time in months today lads

>>37659861
He'll be fucked anyway lad.
It's called a speed camera it takes a picture. You can see the driver. And I'm sure whitey won't pass as sanjeej.

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>>37660400
I specifically said no bullying!

>>37660390
I know I should do something but I really can't. It is way too scary but I think I am making some slow progress~

>>37660451
how did it feel?

i've been making myself cry a lot recently. before this year i hadn't cried since i was a child. i've been completely numb for at least a decade so the first time it happened it was very strange.

is it weird that i'm kinda becoming addicted to it? it's like wanking.

>>37660461
Just do some squats at home you little cutie

>>37660451
You alright now lad? Was it caused by anything in particular or has it been building up for a while?

Slipped a finger or two up the gf's arse lads. Gave her the Claw tbqh

>>37660469
>how did it feel?
utterly awful. instantly felt like sinking back into a pit i'd hoped i'd escaped.

>>37660479
i'm panicking over my life and future. never had a job before but i'm likely going to have to get one soon. but i have no fucking clue what to do, the idea of working for some horrible boss for years makes me feel sick and i'm afraid it would be horrible, working with normies

it hasn't been building up. all of a sudden i just broke down and realised how fucked i am

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Listing my political theorists for my exam in an hour from memory:

Liberalism:
John Locke
Jeremy Bentham
Friedrich von Hayek
Herbert Spencer
John Stuart Mill
T.H. Green
Milton Keynes

Conservatism:
Thomas Hobbes
Joseph de Maistre
Benjamin Disraeli
Margaret Thatcher
Ronald Reagan

Socialism:
Charles Fourier
Karl Marx
Edward Bernstein
R.H. Tawney
Anthony Crosland

Anarchism:
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
William Godwin
Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
Peter Kropotkin
Max Stirnir
Murray Rothbard

Now I have to go and get ready to leave. Will report on how it goes

>>37660524
Rothbard should be in liberalism.

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Eating Greggs for the first time in ages

>>37660500
>utterly awful
I'm sorry to hear that. When I cry it feels bad but at the same time relieving. Although afterwards I always feel shameful of it.

I'm in a similar situation, I've never had a job either but i'm nearly finished uni so i will need to get one within the next few months. I'm terrified and often have panic attacks too.

>>37660537
Could go for a few sausage rolls right now.

Odds say I get beer now and start drinking

>>37660500
The first step with a job is making a CV, lots of templates online for this lad. Any kind of work you would be interested in doing? I would recommend part-time at first and perhaps try looking at things like stockroom assistants where you have the bare minimum of interaction.

It is going to be alright anon. Realising you have to do something is a fantastic step in the right direction. If it helps think of things in a smaller scale too. Instead of "getting a job" make your goal "making a CV template" or something like that. You can slowly work along at your own pace and the process won't seem as daunting.

Good luck lad, things will turn out okay in the end~

>>37660461
the truth isnt bullying mate

Ive made a decision lads, gonna save up about 3-4 grand to get a comfy campervan

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>>37660544
>I'm sorry to hear that. When I cry it feels bad but at the same time relieving. Although afterwards I always feel shameful of it.
>I'm in a similar situation, I've never had a job either but i'm nearly finished uni so i will need to get one within the next few months. I'm terrified and often have panic attacks too.
You sound pretty much identical to me. Dunno what the hell we'll do anon

>>37660561
I-if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all~

This is bullying desu! Though I appreciate the honesty I think I look quite feminine.~

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>fell asleep on the sofa
>"ding dong!"
>delivery man just turned up
>brothers latest sporting equipment order has arrived
>hes not here
>delivery man asked me to confirm brothers name and if it had one or two f's
>still half asleep
>look at the postage label because I forgot how to spell my brothers weird name
>"are you sure its your package?"
>yes
>"why are you looking at it then?"
>say he's just got a weird name and I just woke up
>man asks me for more ID
>have to run upstairs and fetch my provisional drivers license

Anyone else always look /suspicious/ when going about daily tasks?

>>37660533
He's in the anarchism section in the book, probably because he recommends replacing institutes of govenment (such as courts) with free market solutions. Basically super extreme liberalism, so yeah it does overlap I guess

>>37660500
Try to get a job that requires a lot of skill.

You'll be more likely to have decent, respectful colleagues and a friendly boss who respects you.

Don't get some shithouse job that anyone can get. That'll be full of the worst type of normie, and the boss knows he can easily replace you so he'll be a cunt.

>>37660595
>Basically super extreme liberalism
isnt that libertarianism

>>37660577
i'm fucking terrified. my course doesn't end until mid-september so i have to find somewhere to live at the end of this month until then. and then i absolutely need a job by the time it's finished because moving back in with parents isn't an option. basically if i don't get a job that pays enough for rent by mid-september, i'm gonna be on the streets.

meanwhile, almost all my mates have moved back in with their parents and use their parent's cars etc while not paying rent/bills. fuck this gay earth.

anyway, what course did you do?

>>37660608
Yep, and libertarianism comes under liberalism

Gotta go now, should be writing this in my exam not on 4chan

>>37660618
Get on bennies mate. Don't wait, contact your local council about housing benefit now.

who else is /wales/ here?

>>37660669
Shrewsbury, former capital of Wales.

>>37660678
holy fuck

You know where pontesbury is lad?

>>37660669
I was born there lad~

Whereabouts are you from?

>>37660559
>Any kind of work you would be interested in doing
not sure
would prefer something where i can work quietly
>>37660605
doubt i can, i'll have to settle for something shitty
>>37660618
I did history
sorry to hear about your situation anon, i live with my parents but they're not rich enough where i can be neet forever

>>37660691
Born in Shrewsbury

>>37660682
Yes I do lad, I used to go to school near there and like walking up that hill.

>>37660669
Not me but I do like Welsh people.

At least, I like people from the north of Wales. Not too big a fan of Cardiff "rugby lad" types.

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>>37660524
>Max Stirnir
It's Stirner you nerd.

>>37660706
Yeah the hills nice

I didnt go to mary plebb tho

>>37660705
>>37660706
>>37660678
Can't believe there are actually other robots from Shrewsbury, a mostly norman town.

>>37660705
Is it pronounced shrew as in the animal or does it rhyme with sew?

I want to start reading more books but I'm not sure whether to just buy physical ones or to invent in an ereader or whatever. Any ideas?

I think I'd actually rather be blind than bald

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managed to read about 4 pages of a book before falling asleep and sleeping 12hours, you book lads last night motivating me. Will try more today.

appreantly my ps4 will be here at 3-4pm, hope someone is in to collect it for me because I won't be going to the door, will probably be too unmotivated to play but whatever

Might wash and change clothes, its been like 2 weeks already and its started to get itchy/stingy and uncomfy.

>>37660524
>Max Stirner
do they actually study him at an academic level? thought he was just a meme desu

>>37660716
its a really fucking aesthetic town as well

shame the mcdonalds closed tho

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>>37660669
>who else is /wales/ here?
hey

>>37660719
as-in-the-mouse masterrace

>>37660728
where are you from lad?

>>37660715
My uncle thinks its called pontesford hill but others say earls hill, I'm not sure which is correct.

>mary plebb
Me neither lad, I went to a little private school in the middle of nowhere. But I did end up going to a course for dropouts at The Gateway in Shrewsbury town centre and one of the girls there went to mary webb.

>>37660360
I'm in glasgow so mine definitely aren't the smart ones, i'm just waiting for sinn fein to take their seats in a late twist

>>37660740
Yeah, the bit covered with trees is pontesford hill and the other bit is earls hill i think..

Hey, me too. It was really private tho. What was it called?

>>37660739
sorry *boyo

>>37660727
True it is quite nice really, I put that down to the old busy bodies that outnumber everyone else.

I went to laura's tower at the castle last year and got laughed at by a bunch of continental exchange students for trying to climb over the side and realizing that the fall was higher than expected.

>>37660537
walked past a greggs in town this morning
it was full of runts so I decided not to have a look inside
same with the crispy kreme round the corner

>>37660537
i've never had a greggs tbqh lad

I just want some fucking time to myself lads, instead I'm going to have to wait until after my next really busy shift. Then I get an evening alone when I'll be tired as fuck from work and won't be able to enjoy it. Pretty sick of this desu. As in I feel ever so slightly physically sick. I know I'm going to be grumpy until Wednesday at least now.

who /drinking/ here?
not too early

L E E D S
A
D

>>37660773
I visit the town weekly and I've never been in the castle

fuck I have to go... I'll make a /wales/ comment nexxt thread tho

fuck. sat doodling on my phone forgot all about work. no time for a shower or shave i'm setting off in 9 min. oh well. i do have clean clothes though so that's a bonus

>>37660757
>Yeah, the bit covered with trees is pontesford hill and the other bit is earls hill i think..
Yeah I think that sound familiar, remember when that Icelandic volcano erupted a few years back and you could see the ash in the atmosphere when standing at the top looking north.
>Hey, me too. It was really private tho. What was it called?
Begins with a C and like yours it was really private too, I'm kind of ashamed when people ask me about it IRL.

What letter did your school begin with?

>>37660790
What do you want? Also, anyone want to meet up on Weds evening, say 8 or so?

Everyone knows that Liverpool is the town with the most robots.

>>37660789
If only.

>>37660789
I would be, but im babysitting my younger siblings. I need to move out desu

>>37660727
I have been to the flower show a few years ago and everything outside of the town centre is really bad desu. I remember some retail park in the chavviest area I have ever seen~

>>37660813
do you have a welsh accent tilde

>>37660725
Too right lad. Keep it up. I might start this book later, I'm just finishing off a book i have been reading.

>>37660725
What book you reading ebin lad?

>>37660808
could get away with a cheeky pint surely? or eould you need to go and get some

>>37660797
>I visit the town weekly and I've never been in the castle
I'll have to show you around the rooftops and underground tunnels lad, Shrewsbury has lots of hidden stuff that the public normally don't get to see.

I once followed a tunnel and it led right under Shrewsbury School.

>>37660818
N-no I have been anglo'd. I do know a few welsh words though senpai~

>>37660823
>going with a britbot into a tunnel away from the public
doesn't sound like a great idea tbqh

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>>37660820
what book you starting lad?

>>37660821
mythology by edith hamilton, its always suggested as the first book on "start the greek" charts

>>37660834
do you identifity as welsh or english? like if you had to support a sports team which would it be if any? I hate england's sports teams and always hope they lose but its just hypothetical

>>37660858
Join the book house boys ebin, we're reading brave new world this week

>>37660858
Both desu, and I support whichever team is doing better~

>>37660881
You're the worst type of cunt.

You're supposed to pick a team and follow them in good times and bad. Not follow whichever team is reflecting glory on you, you sad bastard.

>>37660368
Tilde you need to eat properly, you look malnurished and too skinny

girls don't look attractive with skeletal legs, and nor will you

>>37660872
sounds good, I need to read that.

read my first book ever a few months ago which was 1984. didn't think much of it desu, quite overrated.

problem is i'm forgetting everything I read so I don't know. Maybe its subconciously getting stored and i'll miraculously remeber it. I couldn't tell you anything about the first 26 pages of this book.

>>37660881
bloody glory hunter, do you support any club teams or are you not into anything?

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>>37660839
I promise I wont bum you lad, search for "shrewsbury from where you are not" and click on the blogspot link, someone has set up a whole website dedicated to exploring the secret areas of the town.

The recently closed McDonalds is the latest urban exploration destination and rumors have surfaced of hidden tunnels deep in the multiple basements.

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>>37660739
>where are you from lad?
cardiff

used half a 330ml bottle of leffe in a recipe, so now I've got a small glass of beer to have with my lunch

sort of thing my grandad would do desu

>>37660930
Sounds good lad, I like Leffe. What was the recipe?

gonna ask my mum/dad later how on earth they got jobs
just seems impossible to me

Does that cannabis oil or whatever it's called actually help for anxiety?

>>37660939
carbonnade flamande lad

got it in the slow cooker, and going to make some potato wedges to have with it for tea

>>37660902
>>37660904
L-leave me alone desu. I do not really have any interest in sports anyway, sometimes I bother with sports in an international context though~

>>37660903
I have been trying really hard to eat more desu, I eat more regularly than I used to now~

>>37660881
Tilde you said you were posting your legs today.

>>37660957
he already did in this thread

>>37660950
>carbonnade flamande

Never heard of that, it looks amazing! Enjoy lad.

Shrewsbury lad here, I need to hoover my room but the cat is snuggled up sleeping on the carpet.

What do?

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>>37660952
s-sorry tilde, if it helps the football team I support is a constant stream of failure and disappointment, an ongoing joke in football, suits me quite well.
>noticed my eyes are getting even worse
>going to have to start using my glasses indoors

sake lads, my eyes were great till a few years ago now it looks like they're rapidly decaying. At least its only myopia

when was the last time you lads felt truly relaxed? I've felt on edge for like a year now. Even when I should feel relaxed I don't, like there's this overbearing sense of dread in the back of my mind that never goes away, its horrible. Can anyone relate to this?

>>37661016
CBD oil is exactly what you need.

I had the same thing until I started taking that.

>>37661009
post pics of cat
>>37661016
can't even remember when i last felt truly relaxed
i'm always anxious, fidgety, nervous, self conscious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM

Watched some of this years e3 after not watching for like 4 years.

It's so fucking sterile now it's scary, take me back to the good old days.

>>37660858
Brave New world lad. You should for it a go.

>>37661021

Pfft. I smoke weed like a true degenerate.

Get on my level.

>>37661021
Thanks, think I'm gonna try this, Is it all the same or should I get a specific brand?

>>37661016
I suffer from panic attacks daily, I can relate.

Gonna make some eggs and bacon and watch silicon valley I think lads
>>37661031
Aye, could just be us getting older but I know what you mean, this sketch comes to mind lately
https://youtu.be/qqjK6EZPFZc

>>37661073
I use Cibdol 10% strength. It's expensive but you don't need to use much so it lasts a long time.

I've also used Hemptouch 5%, that was the one I started with. It's cheaper and also works great. Not as good as the Cibdol but you only need that strength when you build up a tolerance anyway.

>>37661016
the other day actually. i am a neet and i have anxiety and panic attacks but i got into the meditation meme and it really helps to have a bit of proper peace every now and then. no matter how stressed i get i know i can take a 15 minute break from my brain/the world.

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>delivery due in less than 90 mins
>just seen that there is nobody else in the house

p-please come back

off the the jbc for the first time ever. i have no idea where it is but i live in a small town so im sure ill find it

>>37660952
What is your psn? I will add you when i go on the ps4 for when we play tekken

>hate working because it's boring
>hate not working because it's boring

how many jobs do you typically need to apply for before getting one?

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>paid extra for next day delivery
>got an update that it was near me at 9 am
>still not arrived

reee I paid an extra 10 GBP for this desu!

>>37661145
tilde_desu

not like I am ever going to make friends outside of this thread, h-haha~

>>37661184
Depends on where you live
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>>37661206
>implying you have friends here

>>37661220
Why would you say something so hurtful, anon?

I consider you to be my friends desu~

>>37661240
It's ture you don't
Online friends arnt real friends

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>>37661261
>Online friends arnt real friends

haha, its not like the ONLY socializing i've done for the last 8 years is all online or anything hahaha

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>>37661261
>tfw random text on a screen by people who may not even be british means more to you than all the platitudes of real life normies

>>37661261
N-no, we are all friends in britfeel. If nobody else, we all have each other. Love you lads!

>>37661314
Love you too tilde lad

For some reason I've suddenly become really tired. I just want to lean back on my shitty work chair and have a nap. Wish it was acceptable to take a book out and at least try to do something productive instead of just pretending to work by looking at stuff on the internet.

>>37661206
Thanks lad. I will add you later. Just busy atm

going to do a bit of clipping and tidying up in the front garden today lads

>>37661314
Well if that makes you happy then OK
Just don't expect anyone to turn up to your funeral

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>>37661314
desu I feel if any of you met me in real life you'd hate me anyway.

>>37661366
i like gardening tbqh
wouldn't mind a job in that area

>>37661375
Same for most of us that's why we're here

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>>37661369
hey at least my parents and maybe my brothers would turn up, fuck you

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>>37661031
I think you're looking back through rose-tinted glasses. E3 conferences have always been super sterile and corporate. That bananas Konami conference was an outlier.

anyone else trying to read a bunch of books everybody (lit) says are the best and don't seem to be learning too much and definitely not enjoying them mostly

>>37661375
I am sure you are really nice irl anon! I can't imagine disliking any of you, you all seem so lovely~

>>37661108
Thanks lad I'll probably get the cheaper stuff
>>37661123
I've always wanted to learn how to meditate but could never quite understand it, whenever I try it I'm basically just closing my eyes and not much else.
>>37661090
Aye, I've had done trouble with panic attacks, really hard to deal with

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>>37661375
>tfw forgotten how to make friends

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>ywn be able to upload into the mainframe
Wouldn't have to deal with this fucking cough then.

>>37661408
What are you baseing that opinion on?