>So Anon, do you have a girlfriend yet? Realistically, what

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>>37651107
>"No, I have enough problems."
The men will agree silently if they aren't cucks.

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>>37651107
Just say like you havent really found anything serious just some flings here and there.

>"I'm not interested in a relationship right now"
>"I'm busy with studying/work/whateverthefuck"
>"I haven't met anyone I would be interested in"

>>37651256

This is what I usually go with. My family knows I'm full of shit, but it stops the questions.

i usually go full fedora and say something like "i haven't found a girl with who i can really connect"

It's bullshit but it works

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>tfw nobody has ever even asked you whether you have a girlfriend

>>37651186
this
every time there is a family gathering and there are no women around we always admit it

>>37651107
Just say Im looking for an intelligent woman eho isnt useless.

>>37651186
Say this, it's a pretty cool smooth line.

I don't want any distractions in my life.

>>37651901
that's like the beta version of the first post

>>37651107
>respond with "yeah" (lie)
>then they respond with shock and call me a liar
>respond again with "why don't you believe me"
>they all look away and avoid eye contact with me for the rest of the night
Worked pretty well for me. All I want is for them to leave me alone anyways.