>match with a grill >she just messaged me "happy sunday!"

>>37649979
>what do???

y-y-you too

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>>37649979
>Still lusting after women
>Hasn't subscribed to the trap master race

What a ruhtard.

>>37650016
implying thats not a trap :3

I don't understand how people can have sex with strangers, people they've just met. I've never done anything even remotely sexual with someone I didn't know fairly well, but I wish I had the mental fortitude to do so

>>37649979
Check her profile out. Compliment her on something?

>>37649979
Reply with
>ready for another week of slavery, wagie

>>37649979
Hey, I can actually help you
post convo first then Ill tell you how to respond
Im not gonna bull you

Ask her out on a date yolo

>>37650037
Its barron, theres nothing written there
>>37650029
im just trying to get some female influence in my life, I havent even talked to a girl in years
>>37650067
>Her: Happy Sunday

thats it so far

>>37650094
I posted 3rd one so

OP, literally just do as I say
Comment back "Happy satuday, hows it going?"

nothing more, just do what I say

>>37650094
>im just trying to get some female influence in my life, I havent even talked to a girl in years
Hey, if the opportunity for sex with a stranger comes up, go for it. I don't think there's anything wrong with it, I'm just envious because I don't think I could go through with it

>>37650118
ok, I did it, will update you with response

>>37650149
sweet, post screencap if possible, its easier to follow the conversation and also better to know what youre messaging on, what she looks like, etc

its up to you tho

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Its on the app Bumble

>>37650568
Say "I'm doing good, just relaxing and not doing much. What are you making for dinner?"

>>37650671
done.
asdf orig

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>>37650734
>>37650671
The pic is of some sort of salad with chicken on it

How the FUCK do normalMales keep conversations going with women? It takes so much effort

>>37650822
respond with, "looks good, whats in it"

just keep going OP

>>37650822
'wish i was there to eat it with u'

>>37650822
"toss my salad next?"

>>37650822
That looks nice. When you cook for me

>>37651049
Say this or pretend that whatever compost she threw on a plate is amazing and that she should teach you how you cook,

>>37650822
i bet u taste even better

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>>37651184
>>37651127
>>37651049
I replied before most of your posts auto updated
what did she man by this??

>>37651209
it means you're set

>>37651209
means she gets food mailed to her.. there are companies that send you ingredients for meals.

>>37651209
She does something like blue apron dumbass

>>37651209
Means she gets one of those Meal delivery things that people with money who don't like to go out like to buy

Say "Really? I could swear that you have made it from scratch, looks really good! So what's your favorite food if i may ask?"

>>37649979
"shallom shabath too you too goy.. i mean qt"

>>37651264
*tips fedora*
m'lady, please doth enlighten me XD

>>37651209
>It's nonsensical
Sorry Anon, looks like you've attracted a tard. She probably has a huge diaper full of shit that she will expect you to clean out if she's gonna cook for you. Better throw her back in the ocean, let a fully qualified tard wrangler find her.

>>37651209
tell her you'll cut off your dick and mail it to her as a token of your love. It's a little vague but I think this is what she's getting at.

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how 2 get past small talk and have interesting and meaningful conversations?

>>37651330
Just ask her about high school and college and go from there

bump. I like this thread

>>37651209
Okay OP, its guy who told you to say the first comment here.

Youre set
All you need to say is, "Well it would be nice to eat with you sometime"

>>37651330
Small talk is easy to get past, really. All you need to do is think about what you want to talk about then say, "Really quick, what do you think about this..." bla bla bla

want to talk about movies, then do that.

"Hey, really quick. What do you think about movies?"

Only do it less autistic
In your case ask her what shes studying in college, then go from there.

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ok help me with this one instead
shes qt

>>37652058
Your conversations at a stand still. Just say, "So what are you watching on tv?"

>>37649998
if you reply to every person you meet on tinder with this there might just be one idiot that will go with it every time.

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>>37652096

tfw no response
did i say something wrong ?

>>37652733
no just give it time

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how about "thats cool where were you living before?"
is that too creepy?

>>37652733
youre doing fine, shes probably busy so give it time

Hey need some advice here

Im about to go to bed but im in the middle of afew small talk covnversations

Am I supposed to tell them that im logging off?? Its an app not like they're testing me, is it rude to just go to bed and reply to them tomorrow?

>>37653066
it would be fine if you said that but you might want to make the conversation more on "want to go for a drink"

Id talk about where she was before, then maybe say "have you ever been to this coffee shop/eating place?"

"well im thinking about going there sometime this week, maybe you want to join me?"

>>37653319
it doesnt really matter... that being said you could also say, "im gonna go to bed so ill catch you tomorrow if possibly" but make sure you answer their question of course

>>37653336
sounds fedoracore and autistic tbqh

>>37653403
maybe a bit, depends on how you write it. Dont say "join me" of course because thats kinda m'lady like.

>>37649979
you too, whats up

are you fuckin dumb?

>>37650029
it helps if you don't really give a shit about anything anymore

>>37654865
true

BLA BLA original comment fuck my wife asda

>>37649979
you fuck off from board fucking normie

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>>37650822
Post "Oh cool, tossed salad. Where's the scrambled eggs?"

>>37650016
even traps wont like me anon

>>37649979
She(male) want the dick