Alright /r9k/, I got a story for you >Be me >On way to

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Alright /r9k/, I got a story for you
>Be me
>On way to job
>Stop by local cafe for a quick breakfast.
>QT 3.14 MILF at the register with unnaturally large breasts.
>Order bacon egg and cheese sandwich...
>...and milk
>Ask the lady if they have any bottled milk, cuase I'm ordering this to go.
>"Oh yeah, we got some milk in the fridge over there (pic related)... or I could make you some right now..."
>Ibegyourpardonma'am.jpg
>I realized I'm kinda into drinking women's milk the night before, I mean, like in a fetishistic way.
>"Excuse me?"
>"I have some milk in the back. I could pour you a glass."
>I decline, get the kids milk from the fridge, get my food and leave.