>You spend your night studying the Hegelian dialectic >She

>>37643420
That doesn't make any sense, you damn moron.

I think cum is near 100% protein.
I don't think you can get diabetes from over eating protein.

>you cry yourself into a self pity induced stupor
>chad thundercock sticks it up her pooper

>>37643449
Mostly fructose

>>37643449
>you correct errors online while you lick a booger
>Chad's cum is as sweet as confectionery sugar

>your IT job is outsourced to India
>she's getting infected by Chad's chlamydia

>you bought her fifty red roses
>her legs are the Red Sea, Chad's dick is the Moses

not original baka

the one on the right :)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrr

>>37643489
I don't think cum should be sugary
I think Chad would have a problem

>>37643561
Women love the taste of chads sweet sweet cream

>>37643577
but it's supposed to taste salty and warm. It's also a bit gooey
cum is actually really gross in the mouth

>>37643420

> You spend your days composing songs.

> Her cunt has seen more niggers than the Democratic party.

>you save up for a Nintendo switch
>Chad tickles her g-spot itch

>>37643622
not Chad's cum
its as viscous as syrup, and just as sweet!

>>37643693

nice one friend

originobango

>you spent the night with your parents
>her and chad become parents

>>37643561
>I think Chad would have a problem
Yeah, if your cum is sugary you have diabetes. Just like with sweet piss.