Greetings femanons, I am a rich robot and I am looking for love!

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Please, I don't want to die alone.

>>37642324
I don't care about money i care about personality and, to a much lesser degree, looks. The fact you came here to post this tells me your personality is poor.
>asian
This isn't helping either.

c-could it be true? the perfect robot bf for me? be still, my fluttering heart... b-baka you're too good to be true >_<

>>37642324
5.5" x 5.5" dick. Literally a square

>>37642433
You never know where you will run into the love of your life.

>>37642449
Tell me about yourself, anon.

>>37642539
I got an amazing job bringing money to the table does nothing for me.
If i'm gonna shackle myself for life and give up my virginity to someone they better be a person i'd enjoy spending my life with. That means they'll need a nice personality and, again to a very lesser extent, okay looking to enough of a degree I won't feel like shit when i wake up and see their face.

>>37642637
I got the point from your first post

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>this is who I m competing with

Please just look after her and make sure she's happy

>>37642714
You asked me to tell you about myself.
You might be mistaking me for the anti-asian anon.

>>37642539
>>37642539
where could i possibly start...
i am an 18 yr old fembot looking for the daddy to treat me right. i enjoy long cuddles, cooking and cleaning, being subservient in general

>>37642637

>implying they won't feel like shit too when they see your face first thing in the morning.

>>37643122
I get called cute all the time and /soc/ rate threads range from 7-10/10 averaging 8/10.

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>>37642324
I'm fairly sure this is a joke, but I really want somebody to talk to. I don't have too many friends.
insomchan#5554

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>>37642324
>rich
>robot

Pick one faggot

>>37643158

you can't say that without proof

>>37643188
You can be rich and a hikki/robot.
I'm rich and a fembot.

>>37643170
underage tranny kek

>>37643230
>thinking i'll want to show my pic to someone who just attempted to insult me

>>37642637
Where do you live? Be my gf even though I'm a broke student.

>>37643257
Bare minimum is being able to pay your half of the rent.

>>37643188
I stay indoors 6/7 days of the week. I only talk to people online and haven't had a IRL friend in years.

>>37643231
When was the last time you were outside?

Are you Elliot Rodger reincarnated by chance

>>37643295
No, it takes too much energy to hate people.

>>37643281
Which is how much? Wait a year until I grad and get a job.

>>37643252
I'm sorry if I insulted you, but you're a fat ugly fembot until proven otherwise.

>>37643291
I'm forced to go to my office at least once a week for an hour or so to drop shit off and give a "report" so yesterday but now i get my 6 days off.

>>37642324
Asain boy huh? Lucky have a thing for Asain men. Sadly not sure be the girl for you, for one I'd probably tower over you, and I tend to be very self sufficient. Not much of someone to be "taken care of" since I do that myself quiet well. I am head strong, stubborn, though I like dry humor. My hobbies are mostly working out at the gym, I run a lot, but also do some weight lifting, and boxing. 6'2 height, white, with reddish brown hair, green eyes. Honestly I can be hard to deal with, I can be sort of a bitch at times, but that's more my own personal issues, and not really other people's fault. 26, still a virgin, part fear of having sex, part I refuse to give it up until I know getting married at least. Perhaps little bit of a prude? Anyway sorry for the rambling but there, guess that's all got to put out there.

>>37643401
You sound like a normie. What brings you here?

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Wait I'm confused again, you have 3 dimensions for your ding dong this time. Are you sure its not a cube? That's pretty close to a cube. Cuboid, maybe

>>37643401
Kek do you happen to be that fembot who hates black people? I remember you

>>37643344
Right now? Nothing company pays for the housing.
Back home? About $2k converted a month. Probably more once i'm back home permanently and can justifying getting a better place.
Cost of living is similar to newyork if that helps outline things like utility and food.

>>37643445
I have no friends, and hardly even talk to family at that. Really outside just saying "good morning" or whatever to someone at the register, you people are my own social interaction. I avoid social media like a plague, and never had a bf.

>>37643476
Yeah it's me.

>>37643344
>>37643508
Wait. Were you asking total or "your half"?

>>37643524
>never had a bf

no one wants you?

Amazing to see women act like thirsty betas for once. I guess money is all it takes

>>37643627
Well if my height doesn't deter them, I tend to scare them off, I come off as very intimidating. I'm rather domineering, and kind of a asshole. I tend to drive people away because I have a fear of getting close to people, then losing them. Doesn't help I have gotten into physical fist fights in the past, while I admittedly enjoy them some, it only makes people scared of you. Tbqh I'm pretty sure I have Autism on some level.

>>37643401
you sound great, not OP but be my gf

>>37643767
You're a strong independent womyn.

>>37643839
I'd probably make a shitty gf honestly, but guess came here to try my luck.

>>37643866
I get that meme a lot.

>>37643918
do you have discord or email i can talk to you on?

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Best of luck eh op, sure hope you find a gf

>>37643918
I like womyn who can depend themselves.
are you a qt tho?

>>37643170
You look underage desu.

>>37643918
Wouldn't you want a guy to be taller than you?

>>37643394
What do you do with all your spare time?

>>37644001
Mostly gaming but lazy or hangover days are music and reading.

>>37643170
>when she calls herself chan
Lel narcissism.
I wish these dumb slut would look different from one another though, I can't tell one brunette chinlette with an upturned nose from another, and there are a good half dozen of these stinky sluts already.

>>37643767
>tfw no tall domineering gf

>Asian

Go to China or Thailand or wherever you're from. Get mail order bride. Take her home.

She will be eternally more grateful, kind and loyal than any of the cunts here.

>>37643401
this is a pretty obvious troll

>>37643767
I'm not Asian but white but please marry me.

>>37643984
I guess? That's really up to opinion

>>37644001
No, since I got shit a lot for my height growing up, I don't do the same. So long as someone isn't a midget or something it's fine with me.

>>37644844
ignoring the people showing obvious interest
typical fem"""""bot""""

>>37645126
Women get "ay bb gimme dem deets!" 24/7 from every angle. Why respond to one off a mongolian throat singing circle?

>>37645193
she literally said she was trying her luck by posting here

>>37645126
No, because I'm honestly a bit scared, I'm trying to work up the gruff to step more out if my comfort zone and try make friends. I just can't seem to push my way to do it. What if I get close to one then they list interest? Or suddenly vanish? What if the chemistry is right and I have to reject them, or they reject me? I can't stop thinking these what ifs and get cold feet. I don'twant to be this way forever, but I also have at least a comfy stable life on my own. I'm a coward when it comes to emotional shit like this. I'll fight a person anyday, put me up for a date, or even just to make friends? I always chicken out.

>>37645282
Didn't notice that. Original post looks like its bait though.

>>37645311
we all have those fears (probably here moreso than average or we wouldn't be here)

But think of it this way, if it didn't work out you still have your comfy life. You have nothing to lose by just trying to speak to someone, especially someone in a similar boat to you rather than some normie off the street

>>37644117
What do you think led to you becoming a hikki/shut-in?

>>37644361
I'd want someone who would understand my jokes.

>>37645407
Absolutely shit homeschooled life growing up being groomed to replace dad after he replaces grandpa leading to
stunted social growth, anxiety, depression, and a genuine joy of solitude. Why me and not my brothers i'll never know they couldn't have know they were semi-retarded that early on.

>>37642324
All I require is a man who is content with living.
Are you content, anon? I don't want your money, I want to know you're genuinely happy doing what you do. What do you work as? Is it a job or a career?
Do you like your coworkers?

>>37645457
It sounds like you grew up pretty sheltered. Are you religious? Do you know if you want kids?

>>37645514
I own some businesses which I keep tabs on with emails and visiting them in person once a month. I don't think I'm truly happy because the loneliness sometimes gets to me but there are things in life that make me happy at least temporarily.

>>37645804
>religious
No. Parents never broached it with me which is odd considering every other household was.
>kids
Eh. I'm not particularly averse to them but i have issues i'd rather not get into that would make pregnancy hard on me.

>>37645311
come back fembot, just give friendship a chance

>>37645868
I think I'd like to get to know you better.

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>>37642324
>Farm and beach
>Normie television shows
Dropped desu

>>37643918
Not OP or in the US, but you sound qt. Wish you the best of luck

>tfw no qt tall dom gf

>>37642786
And pretending to be a woman

>>37643767
Where are you from? vvgggggggg