what is this abstract feel? i'm female but i wish i was

>>37641256
I wish we could trade...

>>37641369
baginas are overrated, don't waste your time

>>37641256
Good luck getting a partner as a faggot.

>>37641256
Why a chode, sempai? I get wanting to have a cute cock but that's weird

>>37641719
bc it feels much more solid and intact than a flimsy long thing. but eh, a cute cock would do just fine too

>>37641798
sounds you just want a decent, big, girthy peen, that makes more sense. I hear ya, anon, it's pretty fun having one.

>>37641853
hnnng i wish i could be you senpai :c

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>>37642086
On the bright side, you get bewbs to play with, and not too much beats that. Plus sensitive nips, I'd kill for sensitive nips.

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>>37641256
It doesn't feel half as good as it might look.

>>37641256
I recently dreamt I had a dick too. It wasn't even a sexual dream I just was a guy randomly.

>>37642162
bewbs are fun but nothing will ever beat a fully torqued short stack of a peen WHY CANT I HAVE ONE

>>37642248
it still must feel p good then desu

>>37642262
sorry sempai, I would swap bodies with you for a while so you could experience it at least if I could.

>>37642262
How do you know? :^) You've never experienced it.

>>37641256
you could always get a penis through elective surgery and say you identify as a 'transgirl'

>>37642262
>tfw skinny boi with tiny cute penis
Feels good man. Stay jealous.

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>>37642428
please tell me what it's like living the perfect life

>>37642492
Its nice. I'm slightly underweight, I shave every day to keep everything nice and smooth. I have some girly clothes that I dress up in when alone. Having a small dick doesn't rly change quality of orgasm compared to any other guy but it looks nice. Feels pretty gud man. Also no periods, if you're op there's a decent chance you're on your period right now. Imagine that never happening

>>37641256
fujo scum

>>37642617
(yes it is op)
i can just imagine it... the smollness... the concentration of nerves in such a remote area... smooth and silky skin, ripe for the sucking

REEEEEEEE WHY ISNT THIS ME

and no i'm not on my period but fuck what a life, how are men real

>>37641256
You might be trans
>>37642357
He would be a trans guy

>>37642745
>not on your period
FOR NOW. TICK TOCK. Most men are pretty manly and have fairly big dicks though. I've spoke to a few who added me aftee posting in twink/femboy thread on soc. Most have pretty big dicks and are fairly hairy. Also, penis comes with downside in the form of needing time to recharge in between orgasms. Varies but I take about 3 hours normally.

>>37642745
Let's get together and I can play with your bewbs and cunny and you can play with my dick and balls.

>>37642844
if she was a girl and got a penis w/o identifying as a man she would be a trans girl.

>>37642846
>about 3 hours
Recharging takes 10 minutes tops. One of us needs to see a doctor.

>>37641256
I look like a boy pretty much, people always ask if I'm either a trap or a little boy.

>>37642897
It just varies. I know a guy who just has no recharge and can keep going. Don't think Antone need to see a doctor.

>>37642897
>10 minutes

lmao maybe in your doujins

>>37642926
p-post pics...for reasons

>>37642952
Fine, 15.

>>37642952
I can cum 3 times in a row pretty much if its the first time of the day and I'm looking at good material. Just keep jacking it after you cum and it keeps on going.

>>37642873
>god why wasn't i born a slendar feminine boy
It sounds like he wants to transition but doesn't know that's a possibility. Genitals don't determine gender, so if he decided to have a metoidoplasty or something but didn't identify as a man, he would just be a girl with a dick, but not trans because he would identify with his assigned sex, but would most likely just be non-binary in that case. I would think genital-exclusive dysphoria would be exceptionally rare.

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>>37642958
Okay, but I'm pretty disgusting.

>>37643008
I feel like this reality is just some other reality's sick bizarro joke.

>>37643018
>those eyebags
Be my gf. Holy shit 11/10

>>37643008
But if they identify as having the brain of a mtf that would make then a trans girl

>>37643034
>/r9k/ is this desperate

Well, at least it makes sense.

>>37643034
Thank you, I'm flattered. <3

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>>37643018
Well, at least the name is fitting.
But really you're qt.

>>37643018
I'd give you a ,throat pie you stupid whore.

>>37643079
Yeah, my sleep schedule is pretty bad. I drink a can of various energy drinks, a can of Monster, and then stay up and do sit-ups and push-ups whilst posting.
Thank you, as well, I don't have the best self-esteem. :)

>>37643104
BUT BE MY GF REEEE

>>37643112
You can message me on Discord, if you want. :)
insomchan#5554

>robots are falling into the trap

>>37643148
Don't you mean they're falling for the trap?

>>37643121
b-but I don't want to be an orbiter. Where do you even live? And what vidya do you play.

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>>37643148
>thread originally somewhat about traps or cuteboys or whatever
nice
>girl posts a picture of herself
oh well it was fun while it lasted

>>37643169
Oklahoma. I like "Don't Starve" and enjoy the original Mortal Kombat games for my old Nintendo console.

>>37643165
No, they're about to become orbiters.

>>37643184
ANOTHER US femanon posting in EU time. REEEEEE STOP THIS

CEASE

>>37643175
name fags are the red flags. don't trust em

>>37643247
having a name is irrelevant. its more that she's a female with a face which is why the thread got derailed.

>chode

not everyone is a wannabe pick up artist, some people want (((normal))) lives.

>>37643217
She wouldn't be hanging around with losers like us if she weren't an all-nighter loser such as herself, now would she?

>>37643256
thread was originally started by a female but had the decency to keep it on topic. not all females are attention whores, but all attention whores are female

>>37643366
not the thing I said about face. face does it all. If the OP picture was replaced with a picture of OP's face, thread would have been instantly derailed. I realise it's not every single female poster, but the moment they post a picture of themselves the thread is over. The retards who shower them with (you)s are also to blame. Fortunately it's not like there's a shortage of trap threads on here nowadays.

>>37643184
>>37643121

more pics?
#original

>>37643419
>>37643419
yah the game is rigged. oh well
tru

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>>37641256
>tfw born with bigg ass and female legs but not qt so cannot pass as a trap

>>37643217
>insomnia
>posting in 'daylight'

>>37642162
Guys can have sensitive nipples. You just have to play with them frequently.
t. Guy with sensitive nips

>>37643018
I have difficulty beleiving that's actually you...adorable, though.

Are traps with 8" dicks also acceptable?

>>37643708
no
that would be fucking gay