>tfw trying to get out of call center job
>tfw resume too shit to get anything better
>tfw mom says I should apply for a job as a 9-1-1 dispatcher
>tfw mom forgot she called police on me and I was charged for a misdemeanor in domestic violence
>tfw only 26 college credits after trying to attend for past 2 years off and on.
Life is suffering desu~
Would that really disqualify you? It might not, you could try applying anyway if you think you could do that job.