Hey guys, femanon here I have a small history. >Be me in exchange

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>>37637493
You may be the cancer killing this board but goddamn this was funny

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>>37637493
GET OFF MY BOARD STACEY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

srsly though, maybe look into anti-anxiety meds

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>>37637493
u wan sum fuk? god I'm lonely

>>37637493
Holy fuck, you're like Stan from south park.

Why can't you talk to guys? daddy issues?

or are you just a massive pervert?

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>>37637493
Hey guys, Male anon here
>10/10 girl comes up to me
>offers sex
>i say "nah babe"
>put on sunglasses
>scooter off down the road
>come upon a lake surrounded on 3 sides by mountains
>out of the lake comes a man-frog
>he is wearing sweatpants and smoking a 3 foot long cigar
>he is also wearing crocs, which make that squelching watery noise whenever he walks
>I stare up into his eyes as he looks down into mine
>he picks me up and puts me on his shoulders
>begins wading into the water
>as we go under, i realize i can breathe underwater somehow
>he takes me to his lair at the bottom of the lake
>in the hollow tree where he makes his home lie the bones of 100 princesses
>he picks them up and pulls them under to rape and eat them
>he puts me down and gives me a cigarette
>tells me his name is Vodnik
>luckily im no princess
>we play cards for a few hours and drink until i fall asleep
>wake up on the lakeshore the next morning.

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Reddit presents: humble brag, the thread.

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Hey guys, I know this is a female only board but I just wanted to say that I am male and we exist.
Thank you for listening

Hey guys, transwoman anon here
>Be 10/10 man
>Become 10/10 woman
>6'3, 170IQ, 38H, 10" Penis, tight asshole
>Drive by Chad and Stacy in my sportscar
>They both blush because they want to fuck me so badly
>I go home with them both
>I have sex by standing inbetween them and pumping back and forth 20 times
>When chad was exiting my anus, my butt let out a fart, lmao so embarassing! Farting in front of them! How awkward!
>They then both offered to marry me

FML, I HATE BRING A ROBOT, NORMIES REEE!

>>37637493
>be me in 5th grade
>everyday at lunch i sat alone.
>one day a qt decided to sit next at my table.
>mfw a Female sits a couple of seats away from me.
>She starts talking to me.
>At that moment my aspergers kicks and i throw my milk cartoon faster than the speed of sound.
>Bullseye.
>she ran away crying leaving everyone else to mock me.
>I had earned the nickname "The Milk Man" for the rest of elementary school.

>>37637688
Oh silly me!
I forgot to say
>pic unrelated
cause that's what we do on this japanese sumo wrestling fetishist site, right?

>>37637493
Do you wanna talk?
[email protected]
If you have a Discord that works too

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>>37637917
>being THIS thirsty
Have some self-respect anon

>>37637917
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

originally

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>>37637493
>"Femanon" talks about how "lonely" she is
Bitch you have a fucking cunt and tits, it doesn't matter how autistic or ugly you are. Just offer to suck his dick and BAM! you have a boyfriend. Now do this Board a favor and fuck off.

>>37637493
>being born

>not killing myself

>>37637493

2bh i would just think you ate something bad for lunch/breaky that day and the reason you avoided talking to me afterwards was because you were embarrassed about it all (not because you're autistic). i think i would believe in that case even moreso if you were a foreigner because it's way harder to tell the diff between foreigner vs. autistic

>>37637917
Op here, like uh you're legitly the most thirsty anon I've seen here. Have some self respect or I'll throw up in your pants.

>>37638301
Thanks, that's exactly what I desire. You see I have a fetish for vomitting.
Thank you so much for the offer

>>37637493
Maja? Is that originally you?

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>>37637917
I don't know whether to get angry at you for being so pathetic or just laugh at you.
I think I'll just laugh.

>>37638332
How did you knew

>>37637688
I dont understand this meme at all but im fucking crying right now LOL

>>37638430
>I don't understand this meme at all

Lurkmoar your post is awkward and shit.

>>37638430
holy shit you fucking normies always ruin memes.

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>>37638441
>>37638480
>You's
MISSION COMPRE