What's the best way to an hero, and never have my body found?

wait till you see what real suffering is faggot. Go buy some heroin and have some homeless junkie shoot you up. you just fall asleep and never wake up. real easy,

>>37636037
Like I said. Not going make myself a pathetic whore like yourself. Just gimme what I want.

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>>37636051
ok how about you pay me to choke the shit out of your skronny little neck, then I'll go get high and laugh about it after.

>>37636096
Edgy. Now I'm seeing the real /r9k/ faggotry come out. What else ya gonna do? Bring your knife collection?

>>37636151
do u want me to help kill you or not you whiney little bitch?

yeah i have this exact thought everyday but i cant really think of a realistic way to do this without going to some deep woods with no cell, walking a few miles and wearing a ghillie suit and using a shotgun with 00 buckshot

i feel you though i have things good but im a failure. i bought a manual car but suck at driving it ive drove it on the road some but i stall some and start off jumpy and sqeual my tires starting on hills and my parents said i can get a ticket for doing tht and i feel like an idiot especially since europeans do it.

i wanna buck myself outback behind the house but i just picture myself living somehow since i fuckup when i least expect it

You are enough for me. I like you, because you are here with me now in this sad place of memes and other lonely people. You are my friend. Please don't do it.

>>37635992
just a thought, maybe go into the woods, dig a hole for yourself, and try and find some way to bury yourself alive? (make sure it's a deep hole!) also, before your trek to the woods, burn down your house/ any of your belongings, and be truly forgotten? if you're forgotten, it's like you even existed.

>>37635992
go to da woodz
gun in mouth
done

unless you're a cityfag then idk i guess just try not to be such a faggot

>>37635992
That looks like the thumbnail of a shitty creepypasta

>>37636870
is a gun or shotgun in the mouth up and back at any angle gonna be an instant death? or will you be alive for a few seconds?

bud dwyer didnt even aim as well asni would want to and he went down instantly