>drunk and alone in a parking garage >really have

>>37635027
Find a quiet corner where no one will seeyou, and piss. It's not rocket surgery Anon.

>>37635045
I'm scared because of that one Seinfeld sode

piss in your hands then get out of your car and carry it to the nearest wastebin and discard it

Well I tried to piss in a bottle and I urinated all over myself. Badly. This feels awful guys

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>stick empty bottle or plastic bag down your trousers
>urinate in public without exposing your genitals

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>>37635117
Ideally a wide mouth bottle, and make sure the opening of your urethra is centered inside the opening and that there is enough room to empty your bladder into it or you know when to stop so it doesn't overflow.

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>>37635167
Sorry Sheldon I used a Gatorade bottle but I still failed. Now I'm just sitting in my piss until the m sober enough to drive

>>37635045
>fpbp
its not that hard besides you are already drunk and alone

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>>37635199
>used a Gatorade bottle
>but I still failed
YOU MUST HAVE A YUUUUGE COCK THEN,
or parkinsons

>roll down window
>piss in parabolic arch
>success

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>>37635371
>>piss in parabolic arch
I literally do this at the urinal if the pressure of my urine stream is high enough to cause significant splashback, and the design of the urinal is such that this cannot be mitigated by merging my urine stream with the inner side of the urinal for smooth flow from my urithra into the drain without any splashing

>>37635514
do you ever see how far back you can piss from? I do that when its just me in the bathroom.

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>>37635596
No, but I do see how high a parabolic arch I can make while peeing in the shower.

>>37635671
ill try that next time