> middle school PE
> "OK kids today we'll learn how to play flag football"
> black kid lets out a screech
> black kid runs up to me picks me up and drops me to the ground on my back
> couldn't breathe for 20 because of the force my rib cage took
> gym teacher does nothing
> other kids pick black kid as team captain
> i get picked last and put on the shit team with girls that stand still and don't even play game
> fall into giant mud patch in the grass where sprinkler water collects and sit still
Middle school is the probably the worst time of one's life
i wouldn't mind being in school right now
> first day of middle school
> school intercom comes on for announcements
> try to become the funny kid and yell "it's the voices in my head! They're back!"
> get weird looks
> the kid that sat next to me goes to the bathroom and sits down in a different seat when he comes back
> next week
> announcements come on intercom again
> Chad makes the same exact joke as me
> a good 60% of the class audibly laughs, 100% of the girls laugh
>>37634014
>tfw black and the worst kid in his school at sports like football and basketball since I had no hand eye coordination
>>37634014
I hated it but I would give anything to go back to it now. With knowledge I have now I could've easily become a chad.
>>37634794
That wouldn't work
I would go back to being 5'2" and chubby with a squeaky voice. I also talked really fast. Maybe you could avoid some situations, but once the cool kid sets his sights on you, you're fucked.