>meet a girl online >likes anime and metal >talk a

>>37631210
>He fell for the 3d meme
My condolences, dude.

did she moan at all?
maybe u can turn her bisexual
woe her romantically rather than sexually

>>37631277
she had widen pupils and was horny for sure, but she wrote me after i got home that it was unacceptable that i got so sexual

>likes metal
wew lad.

>>37631320

I mean what did she expect? What did she think was going to happen? You don't meet someone in your room and have them lay on your bed for the first meeting unless you are going to do something sexual. Is she autistic?

>>37631349
this also weaboo?
she is literally a slut ask her and i bet she has fucked guys in the past and probably was abused.

>>37631210
>likes metal
Should've been an instant red flag. No straight girl likes metal.

There are no exceptions.

You know what to do OP. Acquire rope.

>>37631465
nah, promised myself when I was 10 years that i would go rampage before i kms. probably columbine style

>>37631210
where do you meet girls online?

I need to know this

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>>37631210
>Tried to date a 3D girl that has no dick

You deserved everything you got OP.
Take this as a lesson, look for traps now. Or Anime traps, it is even better if you ignore 3D.

>>37631586
german tinder app

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>dress like a girl
>try again

win-win

>>37631210
fuck man that blows im sorry

Tell her you're transitioning. Problem solved.

Wait. If you got to the point where you were kissing, massaging her breast and boipussi then she's not fucking lesbo, dude. You did something. Idk what but you did.
Was she wet? Did you smell her?

>>37631655
This. Tell her not to be such a shitlord and to respect your feminine penis.

>>37631210
>confesses to me that she is actually a lesbian and thought this was just a meet up between friends
Nah, she lied to you. You probably did some autistic shit or something to creep her out like moving too quickly.

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>>37631695
>Did you smell her?

KEK FUCKING WHAT?

>>37631760
>By "grab her bussy" he literally means he full on hulk gripped it thinking it was chill

Lol

should i text her, what should i say?
WHAT WOULD CHAD DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37631820
Ask her why she was wet and you could smell her pussy juice if she was lesbian and if she liked your mouth kisses.

>>37631820
>WHAT WOULD CHAD DO
sow his seed in the first try instead of posting in a Vietnam cuisine forum

>>37631820
It's time to become the gf. Being a cute trap is the only way to snag a horny lesbian waifu.

>>37631820
Did you get to actually smell her pussy? What does it smell like?

>>37631820
>what would chad do
Chad wouldn't have stopped. In a way, he would have raped her. But he wouldn't get reported because he just never does.

>>37631820
Chad would have smelled that pussy. You're a faggot now, Anon. Good job.

>>37631210
>Say that you identify yourself as a girl
>wear a wig
>profit

>>37631210
>girl invites you to watch shit and chill
>girl expects you to already know that she's a lesbian
either she's completely autistic or lying because she didn't want you