3D girlfriend: >Is obnoxious >Will get mad at you for a

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3D girlfriend:
>Is obnoxious
>Will get mad at you for a week every month for no reason
>Can't crack open a cold one with
>Won't please your fetishes
>Is annoying
>Will ruin your life
>Gets mad if you forget something like her birthday
>Will pretty much never have sex because of headache, period and other excuses
>Will cheat on you for a Chad

Superior 2D trap waifu:
>Is totally not obnoxious
>Won't get mad at you, ever
>Can crack open a cold one with
>Will please all your fetishes
>Is not annoying
>Will make your life better
>Doesn't get mad if you forget anything about him
>Can have sex every time you lucid dream
>Is cute as fuck
>Speaks in Nyas if you pick the best one*
>Can exist as a pillow cover just for you
>Will never cheat on you for a chad
>A lot of cuddles

So? Why should I look for a real 3D girl again?

*it is Pic related