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>home locked in my room >eating a small pizza by myself,

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>home locked in my room
>eating a small pizza by myself, drink tons of soda
>hear loud music
>hear other people enjoying themselves girls included, my big brother was hosting a party
>drink more soda
>realize I need to piss
>OHFUCK.jpg
>get up to the door and just hear even louder music playing and people there
>Get nervous, but the toilet is right near where my room is
>go walk in and get into the bathroom
>No key in the keyhole
>look around like an autist for the key to the door
>just looked for like key for like 3 seconds
>two girls walked in through the door
>one of them gave me that slightly disgusted look
>Quickly walk out
>Make my way to the other bathroom
>have to go through living room
>see a bunch of his friends there
>one of them walks up to me holds me and says
>''hey it's anon, (my brothers name)'s little brother''
>Quickly look down and walk quickly back to my room and lock it
>still need to fucking piss
>after a while I literally cannot fucking keep it anymore and go to the bathroom with no way to lock it
>take a piss and relieve myself
>still at the fucking party and hungry as shit, havent eaten in 7 hours and the only thing I ate was a small frozen pizza
>too shy to do anything
FUCKING I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING REEE IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>not having a piss jug
Fuckin normie
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>>37627850
now this is a proper r9k response kek
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Just be yourself and join the party bruh
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Who the fuck has a key lock in the bathroom.
Also all you had to do is say hey and smile a bit.

But yes don't underestimate piss jugs or just pissing out the window if you can.
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>>37627184
>No key in the keyhole
>look around like an autist for the key to the door
Why not just get a bolt lock for the door?
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>>37627184
>not sneakily gathering a few empty glasses from the party
>not pissing in each and every one of them
>not craftily redistributing them throughout the party so the normals think it's just a glass of cider and drink it
>>
>>37627941
Oh god man why do I do that
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