> tfw it's impossible for you to have a high school romance where you accidentally show off your box of condoms to everybody while you're walking home with your gf, causing them to fantasize madly about whatever you're doing
>>37616445
Are you fucking retarded? Accidentally showing off condoms? Everyone except for you fucked in high school. Showing condoms wasn't and isn't a taboo; anyone and everyone had them. No one would ever give a shit or give it a second thought. Thinking anyone would ever actually care about you carrying a box with pieces of latex in them is not only wishful thinking, but even if it did happen the effects you expect are nothing but pure fantasy and doesn't happen anywhere ever. Dumbass.
>>37616765
Hey man, chill out. Blow some balloon animals.
>>37616445
>using condoms
Don't get goopy with people you can't trust to bareback.
>OP realizes that the age of consent currently lets him fuck high school girls
You're welcome
>>37616445
>ywn have a middle school romance
>ywn have a good, uptight, christian teenage gf who doesn't party like those other girls
>ywn have a comfy suburban romance with her
>ywn share a relationship with someone else who is utterly terrified of the world but wants to conquer it
fuck this, fantasy just makes me depressed