How do I fuck up my housemate's birth control pills without

>>37615927
The Simpsons says tic tacs

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>>37615927
to create life you must first have one op

>>37615927
say hi to bubba for me

>>37615927
Microwave them. The heat will break the atomic bonds in the progesterone

Take them all yourself

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>>37615927
Replace them with candy buttons

>>37616950
>Microwave
>Heat
Oh, anon.

He's right about the effect though, use the oven.

>>37615927
Why do you care enough to do this? She will be able to tell if you tamper with them since you have to keep close track of them daily.

t. Trap on horomones

>>37617229
imo he sits in his room and has to listen to her get fucked by chads all night. Probably wants her to get knocked up out of spite.

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>>37617963
Why doesn't he fuck her as well?

>>37618125
Are you new here? Seriously?

>>37615927

Crushed up antibiotics in her drink

>>37618306

>Birth control pills contain estrogens. Some antibiotics, e.g., rifampin, griseofulvin, cause the enzymes in the liver to increase the break-down of estrogens and thereby can decrease the levels of estrogens in the body and the effectiveness of the pills. This can result in unwanted pregnancy.

Your welcome faggot

>>37618306
>>37618319
There you go anon. Don't fuck this up. Godspeed.