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>be me
>17 yo
>summer camp on Catalina Island California with the boy scouts.
> I fall in love with this tube of peanut butter and jelly substance called Squeezers: I eat them for every meal, at first with bread.
>by Wednesday(summer camp was one week) I am so addicted to this shit I eat it without the bread, literally consuming mounds of it 5 times a day.
>last day, we all go on a morning bike ride.
>make it up the mountain, at the top. Start to feel funny
> half way down the mountain, stop for a water break, "guys, I, I gotta take dump"
> go behind a bush, pull down my pants, and out comes fucking hell itself: a continuous jet of shit bursts out of my anus.
>I scream as the shit storm leaves the cap Canaveral that was once my rectum
(pic related: what squeezers look like)
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part 2:
> I pull up my pants and am officially terrified
> this same event happens about seven and a half more times down the mountain
> I say a half, because as I was pulling my pants down, half of the unholy load dribbled down my pants prematurely in one instance.
> we get to the bottom.
> medic gets called in from camp
> he has a brand new car
> when he arrives he says "listen here shit kicker. I'll fucking murder you if so much as one speck of shit lands on my seat. got it?"
>still shocked and eyes sweating (not crying) i say: "okay"
>we hop in his car, make it to medical center
>luckily no incidents.
> we go inside, and before I can see the real doctor, shit hits the fan.
legend has it to this day, that camp still has one of my shit stains on the chair of the doctor's office.
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