BF/GF self thread. Make yourself as an ideal bf/gf.

>>37611671
I'd date you desu. I might be too neet for you. or you might be gay.

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Here's me, I made this originoolly all by myself last night.

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Reposting again for more mockery yay

Don't let this thread die you fucks, these are fun

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need me a sweet yet cruel guy

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>gf threads are full of anons making their dream gfs
>bf threads are full of anons making themselves in hopes some slut replies to them and gives them contact info

Not even a month old and these have already become some of the saddest, most pathetic threads in the history of the board.

>>37612310
better than the extremely long boyfriend application everyone wanted to fill out 3 months ago

>>37611671
post a template then

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Could it be the case this is an original comment? Yes? No?

>>37612177
obligatory "this is me" post.
bpd is one hell of a drug

>>37612310
The ideal gf thread is just one guy posting

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>tfw you want to make one of these but you can only think of like 3 statements to put on the pic
someone pls be my boring gf

>>37612607
Post it anyway anon. nothing to lose

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I think this picture of me (not ideal partner) is now in three active threads.

gf when?

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i wish i was an ideal gf

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Wubalubadubdub

Wasn't original.

>>37612177
>>37612513
I hear you there man. I used to be really bad with the crazy possessive shit. Now I'm usually just sad as fuck.

>>37612929
>wish I was an ideal gf
>sounds like my gf

>>37612929
You seem like a sweet girl, but super similar to one of my exes.

>>37611818
This girl is cute. One hundred percent cute. Cowgirls are underrated.

>>37613076
oh sorry. is that bad? i don't mean to be similar to your gf, if that's what you're implying..?

>>37613101
I wouldn't be dating her if she wasn't like that.
So I'm saying that you are most likely someone's ideal gf

>>37612929
I would originally marry this girl if I she didn't mind my anime taste being kinda pleb, and if I could ease her into doggos.

Akso if she wanted kids/would originally have kids with me.

>>37613133
*ease doggos into her

>>37613089
sorry about that.
>>37613123
thank you! that means a lot.
>>37613133
all animes can have their pros and cons, don't worry! i also like small dogs, just not big scary ones. is it okay if i ask for discord?

>>37612929
I wanna hear ukele and be spammed with pictures.

>>37611790
Btw me right here ^ want a boy to hug talk to and maybe kiss, girls are no fun tbhimo desu.

>>37613154
Tybglazer#7357 if you're not my ex and are down to talk.

>>37613096
Right? That's my ideal girlfriend.

Especially if she's a little on the chubby side.

>>37613152
No. That's degenerate and disgusting.

>>37613154
I'd rather not give it out straight away on the board. Send yours to my throwaway email? [email protected]

>>37613173
>ex
You don't belong to this board, normalfag.

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potential gfs please write me a letter then burn it and inhale the smoke

>>37613343
I don't even know why but this gave me a giggle anon.

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>>37611671
i dont like robots :'( pls let me poast

>>37611818
>tfw no titcow gf to make cheese with on a dairy farm
>special stash all made with her milk

>>37613925
>farts
Dropped

>>37613947
Kek I want this too

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>>37613925
>yay blood
>while holding a bloody knife

>>37613947
Cheese would be interesting, but honestly, I'd just want it straight.

Hell, I'd replace cow milk with a woman's milk if possible. Use it for my coffee and cooking and whatnot.

>>37614030
She'd be a housewife, so she'd have to pump while I was at work, meaning I'd usually come home to about 4 gallons. I don't even drink milk, so she might as well freeze it until there's enough for a solid wheel.

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these are so wholesome

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I... I just wish she was real...

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>>37614144
>let's replay legend of dragoon again

EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK OFF THIS ONE'S MINE.

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I just want a tall bf to snuggle with and call me cute and short and be comfy and happy and make me happy ._.

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>>37611671
This is me unfortunately
slightly better since ritalin

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>>37611671
IDEAL GOOD BOY

(You) IF YOU WANT A GOOD BOY

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this is the only one I've done, and it's what i'd like in my bf (sorry)

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>>37611671
Ideal bf to give sweet kisses to and to hug

>>37612177
How would you feel about living in (re: being trapped in) a truck where I can spend time with you (re: sexually and mentally abuse you) 24/7 (re: until you kill yourself)?

>>37614299
your ideal bf is the bf i never knew i wanted

>>37613161
You legit sound really cute, pm?

>>37614209
I am 6"5. sodomy is gross.

>>37614582
how? :0 I'm scared I've never really gotten close to someone before

>>37611790
ABSOLUTELY HOT. BEST TYPE

>>37614501
ah that sounds amazing...

>>37614627
I just kinda have a thing for creative people and furrys for some reason, so you sound cute to me, plus I love talking about fictional things and story's.

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i just made myself and realized how boring it would be to be in a relationship with.

>>37614549
He's uncoordinated, but tells good jokes.
do not take him bowling, he doesn't like it and always loses

uhh

that is all. :)
have fun with your new bf.

>>37614617
Its not for everyone anon ~<3

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>>37611671
here it is. Id be a terrible boyfriend.

>>37614681
Well, we can talk about it, then.

kik:barroll

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This is harder than i thought

>>37615087
>taking turns being in charge
Only in bed

>>37615087
>fucking SJWs
Please be my gf

>>37614690
>someone has a thing for me

>doesnotcompute

(holy shit blushing so hard rn desu)

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this was terrible

origino

>>37615147

Where's yours though?

>>37615171
yeah your super cute, got somewhere i can pm you at?

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>tfw no boring gf to be boring with

>>37615671
Not really desu, I don't socialize much on or offline

>>37613057
I'm exactly the same, that's ok, I didn't think I was going to get married anyway
:(

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>tfw no cavalier GF.

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>tfw constantly paranoid gf might be cheating

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I made two pictures of myself the other night, but I posted them very late in the thread.

They're accurate, except that I forgot to draw and mention some details, especially in the second image. The second is updated now.

1/2

>>37615800
what a shame
qwerty

post the template desu

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>>37615976
Here is the updated second image with more detailed information.

2/2

>tfw never been with a girl so dont know what to base an ideal relationship with on

>>37615795

Chillhop is amazing

>>37615861
oh hey, someone used my ideal bf post.
weird

>>37616015

The thread topic is to make one of yourself

>>37616038
resembles me too much desu

>>37616003
Where in socal?

>>37616065
oh, that's cool. if you have a discord i'll hit you up if i havent or something. sorry if that's weird though

>>37616070
Alta/Pasadena area. Why?

>>37616090
My discord is Clyde#3496

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reposting the one i made for the last thread. this makes me kinda nervous, it feels a little exhibitionist.

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>>37616184
>I would cook all of your meals if you let me.
>Try this pastry before I eat it all.

Goodbye /fit/ gains, you will be sorely missed.

>>37616184
Very moe. If you ever visit hawaii I'll give you a hug
T. femboi bf

>>37616184
Please be original GF

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>tfw so bland and unremarkable that I can't even come up with a template of myself

"Wanna go home and watch the new ep of JJBA and cuddle?"

"Can I be the girl this time, hun?"

"One sec, you a pimple on the back of your neck"

>>37616327
Consider including things like common thoughts or expressions, food or music you like, etc.

Imagine how you would want to treat someone, or express your bond with them if you were together.

Write that.

I doubt you're going to see this but mommy Dom from the last thread I'm still around and I want to talk to you. I'm the guy in Atlanta.

>>37616217
baking treats for people is how i show my love ;_;
>>37616235
aw yay! hawaii is pretty far away though

I like how OP was so desperate he had to start the thread with his own pic then never posted a template to dissuade others.

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Here's a template for both models

>>37616098
you sound cute and I am in socal too desu

>>37616414
I didn't say it was an unattractive trait. That's an acceptable form of love language. You could be taught to make healthier foods too.

>>37616421
I had to make mine after editing the bones of someone else's. I think everyone has been doing the same in these threads, including OP.

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>>37612929
slut with 50 bfs

Ideal bf me:

>You should check out this music I found, it's patrician
>We should wait until marriage to have sex, we don't want to be degenerate, do we?
>My favorite song is 'When you sleep' too!
>Can we just sit in my bed and cuddle all day?
>You are the only good thing in my life
>I want to have as many kids as possible, we have to preserve the white race!
>You're a virgin too, right?
>Oh god you're so warm, I love it
>Before I met you, I thought more than I lived, now I don't have to think anymore now that I'm with you and it's bliss.
>You're my God

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be aware

>>37616346
Can't do it.
All I come up with is:
>expressionless
>looks away while talking
>doesn't like being in public
>speaks when spoken too
>avoids talking about feelings
>doesn't reciprocate emotions
As for the other things:
>favorite food is cheeseburgers
>music - jazz, soul, 80s
>can't think of anything else
And I have no idea how to bond with others.

>>37616454
Where, if I might ask? I presume you're far away.

>>37616514
Orange county so yeah, kinda ;-;

>>37616513
Attempt to make honest yet positive views out of those points.

Much of this might be described as shyness, perhaps submissiveness. You can expand on that to dig into your character you do not realize you (likely) have.

Mention something about burgers or other food.
Mention a jazz or soul artist/album you like.
You like more than that, I am sure. Pick at even the itty bitty stuff if you have to.

>>37616495
Why do you say that, anon?

origato

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>>37616528
That's a shame.
I checked the maps, and my street to OC is listed at about 50 minutes driving/riding time on the freeway. Might be more, might be less.
Regardless, thank you for the interest.

>>37616676
50 minutes ain't shit. Follow up my dude.

>>37616676

Thats not far, you could take a bus if you dont have a car. Just do it anon

>>37616708
>>37616755
I have a motorcycle, but I've never ridden on the freeway before. I'm still bumming around with my aging permit, and never bothered to check in for my license until recently. That said, I'm going to be doing an observation at the DMV in a few days, and that should give me my (temporary) license once I pass it.

I wouldn't have thought to take a metro, though. I didn't realize they were so economical.

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i don't want an internet girlfriend but i was curious to see how i would turn myself into one of these things

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this was fun desu
(me)

>>37616993
I bet you've made nothing.

>>37617024
nothing but money :^)

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I wonder if the gril I met from here can recognize me from this

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omg, what have you spewn at me r9k, 'twas way too enjoyable to make this. that's why I stopped half-way in

anyway, tadaa

>>37617377
>Drug addict
>Going to church
You're a fraud.

>>37617406
And I will love you despite being a fraud, if you let me

>>37617466
Try suicide.
Do everyone a favor.

>>37617472
I will stay alive to see you kill yourself over your regret having lost me

>>37617485
I'm not missing anything by letting some drug addict get away.

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pretty much me irl bf

>>37617518
If that's all you only see, then ok, please have your way. I made this pic not to discuss opinions. Have nice day drug guy.

i love everybody's posts, you all seem so charming! i just want to be friends with all of you. keep em coming! :D

>>37617605
Theres no point in looking past it because it defaults you as trash.

>>37617567
get in the helicopter faget

>>37617617
>want to be friends with all of you
even me?

>>37616506
Plz be my support gf

>>37617671
ill send you to gulag

>>37617567
boring, yet lovable

>>37617708
I'll physically remove you from society

>>37617732
(so to say)

>>37617682
especially you, anon!!!
at least i wish i could be. i'm not very good at making friends, sorry

>>37617732
no u
>>37617721
hey thanks! I'm trying out new hobbies and life is pretty good

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Fuck me man i hate ms paint

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anyone femanon that wants me to drag them into an inferno of unending sorrow hmu

>>37617850
wow dream guy!

>>37616184
Is that cactus sweater omocat

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>>37617881
i don't think so! it's a poor rendition of this sweatshirt, i wear it all the time!

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>>37611671
>>>37617881
>i don't think so! it's a poor rendition of this sweatshirt, i wear it all the time!
It reminded me of this

>>37617840
pink's pretty gay dawg

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>>37617873
a (you)
ty cutie

>>37611671
>>>37617840
>pink's pretty gay dawg
No you're gay

>>37618128
That's why I wear pink
you're still pretty gay

>>37618029
i like that! thank you for showing me that, anon. that's a cool design.

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>>37616184
What the fuck, you're literally perfect.

If you're in New Zealand, let's get lunch some time.

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Now I am become dork, destroyer of good taste

>>37616513
You seem cute and relatable.

>>37618252
aw thanks, i'm really flattered you like my dumb meme self hah. unfortunately i live pretty far away from new zealand! i've always wanted to visit though.

>>37616184

Send steam, you seem to be an interesting one

>>37618351
I would unironically murder you for being such a faggot.

>>37618486
i really prefer to not leave contact info, but if you want to drop your email or discord or something i'll add you in the morning.

>>37618541
Gotha#6110

Enjoy, I'm not the kind of people to be in this chan if it can reassure you, i'm usually lurking but you seem interesting

>>37611671
>tfw you seem like a cool guy
No homo mate, but wanna go to the shooting range some time? Where do you live

>>37618369
You really think I'm cute?
This question has been asked before, but not in this original context

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>>37618447
Even if you're far away, flick me an email and we can meet up if you ever visit.

[email protected]

>>37612985
This is actually a personal attack on me, I'm suing you you NEET

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>>37618617
Btw it's me
Forgot to mention my nerdy/weeab side but anyway

>>37618854
oh god you sound like such an unbearable faggot

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>>37611671
When you say ideal, how much positive spin can we put on it?

>>37618901
Haters will hate
I've done everything to not please to the kind of ppl you can find on this chan desu xd

>>37612985
fuck you for describing me you cunt

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I don't know what to say
I hope this is original enough

>>37618674
I do. Are you somewhere in the autistic spectrum? I am and people describe me like you described yourself.

>>37619039
This is close to the best gf I've seen in these threads, how do I get a gf like this?

>>37612480
lmao this is pretty pathetic

>>37619039
p-please take care of my diet

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by accident i made myself

>>37618854
boring leftard nigger subhuman that belongs in the cotton fields

>>37619148
stock junior high school homo who thinks he's unique

>>37619164
stock 4chan homo who thinks he's original

>>37619164
Typical people I wanted to trigger, I'm happy c:

>>37619039
You had me at chestlet.
I agree with other anons literally the perfect gf.

The problem is when you met a girl like this they won't know what they want out of a relationship. You can't compliment them because they will be too modest and doubt themselves. And if you don't reassure them they will feel insecure and doubt themselves.

The better the gf the harder they are to keep.

>>37619179
>>37619235
bahaha butthurt faggots

just kys yourselves my dudes

>>37619235
maybe you're just pretentious and self-adsorbed and your passive aggressive justification are just a defense mechanism to actually change yourself

>>37619252
> You can't compliment them because they will be too modest and doubt themselves. And if you don't reassure them they will feel insecure and doubt themselves.

hits close to home

>try to make one
>read it
>realize i'm cancer on top of all my other flaws

>>37614209
literally me but I am just 184cm tall

>>37619344
it's okay anon, we're all cancer here
just post it

>>37619344
also that my ideal gf is me but less honest and reverse sex so i guess i'm also a mega narcissist

>>37619356
i closed the file already maybe i'll try to remake it later

>>37614289
this is the best one.
please be my good boy

>>37619148
Fucking sold tbqh. Be my bf?

>>37619307
How could you make someone believe you love them when they hate themselves. When you both hate yourselves it's just a matter of time before you both self destruct.

I've been beating myself up for messing things up but now I see I just fell in love with the idea of being in a relationship and not the reality of being in one. It's better to accept the reality no matter how pragmatic than be chasing a false hope that will never happen.

>>37619404
I believe I can love someone despite not loving myself, but it's true that the idea of being genuinely loved sounds almost ridiculous to me.
>tfw can give but can't take
>tfw all healthy relationships are based on a mutual even exchange of love and affection
>tfw doomed to be a cat lady

>>37614209
I don't play basketball but otherwise I think I'm close

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Im a cyborg, fucking damn

>>37619390
hey lets go

you habe some kind of contact

>>37619466
I've been thinking the way to solve this is to treat it like hating yourself. Because when you're in a relationship you're giving everything you are to the other person.

If you told yourself a list of compliments you would never believe yourself. At the same time you can't save someone that doesn't believe they are worthy of changing themselves. You just have to spend time with each other until you make them have no choice but to see the good in themselves.

>>37614266
Glad to see you're slightly less neurotic anon.

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>>37611671
me IRL xdddd

>>37619670
Wish I had this gf

>>37619670
YUROPAH
U
R
O
P
A
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Loneliness is no longer a feeling, it's an undeniable part of me, like a shadow.

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>>37618854
>tfw marxist-leninist
>tfw this is extremely appealing

Lets be comrades, my dude!

>>37619801
everything's perfect, except maybe the church part
Je t'aiderai a ameliorer ton francais Anon

>>37619565
I once had a online gf who was very patient with me and got me to feel a little bit better about myself for a year or two. It was nice even though she ended up cucking me with Chad irl, but I don't blame her desu

>>37619838
[email protected]

>>37619887
I just want to have friend though, can I still contact you anon?

>>37619914
Sure, go ahead

Ce message n'est pas original

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>>37619801
>"Loneliness is no longer a feeling, it's an undeniable part of me, like a shadow."

pic related

>>37619924
What is that, is that that Sonic hedgehog?

>>37619390
>>37619560
i made a throwaway just for you girl

[email protected]

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>>37619924
ye

originadgakgja

>>37619670
Post boy titties

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My fiance everyone

>>37617840
i want to befriend you

>>37614913
would fucking love you desu

>>37612480
contact?

I'd love to talk to you desu ne

>>37619811
More marxist than leninist xd
But well, let's talk comrade, do you have an e mail/discord ?

>>37618854
LEFTISM IS DEAD

SWALLOWED BY THE JEW

quite ironic isnt it

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Here is me.

I have had 1 girlfriend and rejected some
girls over the years.

dead thread

>all people having values and weird feel complexes

damn im too far gone it seems

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>>37620464
Gyaruko#6668! Lets be friends!

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originallo raviolis and such

>>37620587
im sorry dood your not a sociopath also this is not alpha its just retardation

>>37620611
It's an ideal bf thread- oh shit no i was posting the bf i want
fuck im retarded, i didn't read "self"

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This thread made me realise that I'm basically the exact same sort of person I want to be in a relationship with. Hmmmmmmmm

>>37620795
Dominate ? You mean dominant ? Thats not dominant thats just straight up annoying

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I originally hope this is accurate.

>>37620818
I looked at the image for about 20 minutes thinking there was a typo somewhere...

Anyway, it's my person preference, what you'd find endearing, I'd almost certainly find boring.

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im a messy person oregano

>>37620909
Is that supposed to be you? you sound nice

>>37621000
>Tfw no sort of goth gf

>>37614289
I WANT DAT GOOD BOY

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>that feel when no qt gf to take caresies of me :(

>>37619512
The basketball part was an afterthought, it isnt important really...

>>37615087
c u t e

What music do you listen to?

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>>37614209
Made some slight changes, uuuuuuuuuuuugugugugugu

>>37621847
If you lived in the UK I would make an attempt

>>37616184
I would like to see more of your drawings

esto es original?

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>>37620795
I know that feeling anon.

>>37619148
Look kinda like Rex from Yu-Gi-Oh!

>>37612929
Hime cut might actually work on you, really depends on skin/hair contrast and eye colour I suppose, works better on Asians generally hehe.

>>37622125
Us midland. Thanks though..

>>37622199
I never realised how badly I wanted a gf to make fun of unvirgins with until now

>>37611671
>Being protestant in 2017
>Doesn't even Thomas Aquinas

>>37621650

Alot of stuff. Primarily punk rock/indie but I'll listen to anything once.

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>>37622844
What are some of your favorite bands?
Do you listen to any emo as well?

I just recently discovered these guys and I enjoyed them so much that I bought their shirt.
Here's a song by them if you want to check them out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4z-L9ZxLnI

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I tried but it turned out prettyshitty

>>37616184
Contact me? [email protected]

>>37623294
Yes lets raise a big white nationlist family. Dream life 2bh

>>37620909
Top tier, any way I can contact you?
If you don't mind.

>>37623364
Contact?
comment is completelyyyyy original

>>37623402
Q21#8957

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Need smol fembot

>>37612177
Had one of these, you don't want one

It's a nice fantasy, but they will ruin you.
I had to go to therapy to recover from all the toxic bullshit he put in my head.

>>37614913
You sound exactly like my ex

Wow

>>37623294
Where do you live? US or EU?

>>37623580
US

originalcomment

>>37623773
As always. Fucking hell. Any fembot want to marry me and import me into the US I'm done being alone in Europe desu.

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red rocks

>>37623814
Id rather go to europe to be completely honest
live in the middle of nowhere in a tiny european town

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love wins senpai

>>37623851
Yeah that's where I am right now. It's hell. Nothing to do, nobody to meet. Nobody is ever online. Not to mention not being able to game with people from your country, who speak your language.
It's so empty in every sense of the word. Ship me to SanFran or Toronto or whatever and I'm happy.

>>37623538
You sound almost perfect
Where are you at?

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>>37611818
>>37612929
>>37613925
>>37614144
>>37614180
>>37614266
>>37616184
>>37619039
>>37620909
>>37622199
>>37623294

Every time I hear all this cute shit, it makes me so pissed that I can't ask out a girl and feel like I want to go fight in a war instead for some reason.

This sorta goes through my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgWmA2Qn8zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugiZUylpRzY&list=RDMMugiZUylpRzY

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hi i like doing these but i also kind of want to kill myself for this

>>37624313
and i noticed typos because i'm a little retarded, woops

>>37624335
It makes the post even better

>>37624313
>desperate to keep you happy
Best one in the list
tfw no people pleaser loli gf

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>>37615861
Updating because fuck me right

>>37624313
Stop drinking pretentious whisky you dumb bitch

>>37624313
>red flag discord thot gf

hooooly smokes

>>37623148

Yes actually, ill share a playlist if you want to drop your kik

>>37624286
Germany. Any way I could contact you in case you're interested?

>>37624313
TFW no /x/ gf to drink with and play XCOM and buyfag

>>37623872
Where are you from, I wanted to be a catholic but I am terrified to go alone

>>37624571
Bakersfield senpai. If you want to be a catholic just look into the RCIA program it is the teaching part where you will have a group of fellow intrested converts to meet up with and hang out with. you wont be alone

>>37615087
Do you know what Sudden arrhythmic death syndrome is?

>>37624496
Sure! It's iketani_86

>>37624598
I'm in EU sadly, I couldn't do that anyway though I would have a heart attack

>>37624610

Yes, occasionally i pose mental hypotheticals about what would happen if i didnt wake up one day.

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>>37611671
deus vult you heathen fckers, this unorthodox variation of ideal gf threads displeases the lord jesus christ

>>37624672
I find it interesting that the origin of it is from Asia and how they're very spiritual people.

I actually have quite a few theories about death. The main one I theorize has sleep paralysis, dreams, and hallucinations in it.

>>37612480
Acting like one of your japanese cartoons will keep that pussy dry. There's nothing wrong with the sentiments you're expressing, you could change your delivery without changing who you are.

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I wish you'd wake up

>>37624801
Thats part of why it freaks me out. I get S.P. sometimes.

>>37625191
>that looks kinda boring but sure let's watch it
That's when you and your s/o make fun of scenes throughout the movie. it really makes it better

>>37625213
Majority of the cases are asian so you have nothing to worry about.

>>37625216
it does indeed, it's all about perspective anon..

>>37625247
Just gotta find the right one to make everything more fun y'know?

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I wasted way too much time with this

>>37618351
Hard to get why you're here and not on reddit t b h

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Here's is mine

Please Dont Mute Me

>>37618854
On one hand you're an unbearable leftist faggot and white-hating
On the other hand you speak better english than our retarded compatriotes
Would share a beer with if you can agree we need to murder ghetto maghrebins

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>>37625374
>Sorry my nose gets in the way when we kiss

i wanted to make one but i couldn't bring myself to type even a single word as the cringe overtakes my body.
on that note is anyone here from singapore

>>37625422
Its Italian goyim i swear.

>>37624313
>small
>freckles and glasses
>weeb
>/x/ shit
>urbex

Now this is a cute girl I could give headpats to.

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>>37621847
Final revision. I should probably mention this is my ideal bf, but i'm borderline trap quality ._ .

>>37621000
>post my boobs in a thread and let me see the replies

I bet this would be fun.

>>37615087
All people's can trace their origins to Africa. /pol/ pseudoscience in this field is stupid and pointless. It just makes you look like an idiot.

>>37625374

>HEIL HITLER
>Do you like it when I choke you?
>Sorry I'm so pale it's just my genetics

holy shit marry me now

>>37625850
Gay boys please leave

>>37625865
not gay
100% straight biological female

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>>37624744
this one is pure gold

>>37618351
>lets rollio
heh

>>37625915
then post your location and contact

>>37625931
USA [email protected]

>>37625850
>>37625951
now this is wife material
Congrats anon

>>37625951
sent
>>37625957
we'll find out anon

>>37619064
unironically be yourself and be able to provide them with unconditional love

>>37625931
My email died, just kik @spritezer0

>>37624426
PLEASE ME MY CUTE BF AAAAAA THIS IS LITERALLY ALL I WANT

>>37619039
Marriage material right here boys.

>>37626024
Are you a female (female), anon?

>>37617850
let me be your shoegaze gf ok!

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>>37626013
Ah nevermind I'd be autoblocked. Sorry to bother you

>>37626082
YeS
orirginal content

>>37626113
Not sure why you say that, but alright I guess

>>37626136
because we've spoken before obviously

>>37626134
>tfw actually someone's ideal bf
What form of contact do you use?
If its discord then mine is >>37616146

Am I the only one who likes these threads?

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Alright why not. Can't be that bad.

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>>37626288
>hitler dubs
Perfect

>tfw there are actually anons getting friends and dates

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|>>37626420
i wish I could get friends

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>>37611671
>self
I don't really do anything besides working and studying, so I don't really meet anyone.

>>37626420
I wish i could talk to people like them.I will be always lonely

>>37626420
>tfw you will always be stuck in europe alone

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Here's me. I am very insecure.

>>37626659
>tfw brexit

>>37620587
b mine cutie wow

>>37625978
Hey nigger she's mine I was the one who made that post.

>>37626747
You can have her anon don't worry

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It's a lot easier to make one about a fictitious person rather than one about oneself.

>>37626747
wellnoonehasmessagedmeyet

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>>37626085
Only if we can do l-lewd things like hold hands and listen to guitar feedback loop for 2 hours through 4 reverb pedals.

>>37626521
>Woops, I burned myself again at work
Where do you work?
you sound cute anon

>>37626747
lmfao look at this permavirgin

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>>37611671
Made this one about my perfect Estonian bf.

>>37626603
just be yourself anon
origidfdfdfdnallyyyyyy

>>37622143
i'm so flattered that you're interested in my art! i don't like putting my art online though. i'm afraid people won't like it. i do post in some draw threads in a few boards though, only because it's completely anonymous

>>37626926
but I hate myself, and everyone else will too

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>>37626873
I bus and (sometimes) cook at a restaurant near my school
>you sound cute anon
Thank you B) Did you post your template in this thread? I'd like to see it

>>37622199
>a woman can rec me anything
>i wouldn't hug her 24/7
>we would ever leave the bed

>>37623543
hahahahaa
get btfo

>>37626965
Not the anon
>pretty good drawer
>claims people won't like said art
Don't be degrading yourself like that. You're doing pretty good

>>37623543
Why would someone fantasize about a guy being very toxic and physically hurts you in a relationship?

>>37626968
that sounds a bit tiring, good luck anon
>Did you post your template in this thread? I'd like to see it
I did, but it doesn't really matter because I'm not here to meet anyone or anything. I just wanted to give you a (You) because I thought you sounded nice

>>37626420
>tfw I made mine a meme but everyone else is acquiring qt low self-esteem 18 yr old gfs