This little asshole keeps eating through my fence. Trips decides

build a fence around him

>>37611311
Mix pepper seeds and vinegar in a bottle and spray it around the area. Or give the dog some really strong edibles

>>37611387
I like to feed him cheese sticks, his owners don't feed him

Steal him (and treat him like a good boy)

>>37611311
bees. losts of em

>>37611311
pet him and give him something nice to eat

>>37611442
I do, he is a good puppe

>>37611395
Dig a hole nearby so he can dive under the fence and hang out with you.

>>37611418
fucking shit fuck fuck

>>37611449
Give him water

Let him through and cuck your neighbor out of his own dog. Give the dog a comfy life and be best bros.

>>37611311
Cut off his head and leave his head or body on whoever's porch that owns him. If nobody owns him, then just kill him/

>>37611311
Reform your welfare system.

>>37611418
Please do this one anon pkeeeease

Go meet a woman and fuck her. Introduce her to the dog afterwards. Nothing sexual with the dog. The dog is pure.

Give smug dog some treats to chew on.
but no poison in the treats pls.

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>>37611311
Rape dog thanks

boop his nose

>>37611451
He has actually dug past the fence more than once, the neighbors have to put stuff blocking him from doing that but he still manages to dig holes
>>37611548
>>37611619
Already did all of these

Suck his dog peenor

Record a video of you fucking the dog and post it in this thread

Lick his penis
origgo

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>>37611311
Let him go, Anon.

Rape the dog and his owners, then slowly burn them alive

Give him a kiss through the fence.

Nothing, because he's a good dog.

>>37611651
Reroll for dog rape

>>37611664
Reroll for same answer
But give him a treat too

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>>37611311
give him a gentle pat on the head

I got some goo that stops horses from chewing up fence poles. Maybe you can buy something like that

>>37611670
reeeeeeroling for dog rape

>>37611395
>dog isn't fed in his own yard
>you and your yard are a source of constant cheese
You may as well have chewed that fucking hole yourself, dumb-dumb

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>>37611736
But his owners neglect him..

BELLAHHH RUBBBBSSSSSSSS!!!!

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Kill him on video

>>37611311
OMG so fucking cute doggo, let him in, play with the doggo ad feed him :)

Geez guys, he's not gonna do anything bad to the dog. Stop suggesting it.

>>37611418
this OP, please do iut

>>37611798
Well we haven't hit trips yet

Inform your neighbors about their dog's behavior.

>>37611418
good boy roll

Belly rub and dubs confirm it

Yell "BWAAH" like Hank Hill at it, and record it.

>>37611746
Eh, dogs don't actually need to much to live healthily, if the evidence for neglect is just always being hungry, all animals are always hungry, they'd eat until they died.

Give him a bath.

>>37611886
They are always really busy so they don't have time to play with him

>>37611311
You should paint your fence with some sort of poison or chocolate

keep the dog OP.

Give him a big hug and say "good boy!"

Spend an hour explaining the Jews to him

>>37611311

take off your pants and then stroke the dog while making loud a "REEEE" noise

Scream at the top of your lungs "Out of Touch" by Hall & Oates

>>37611311
take the knot

take a dump then throw at it (the dog)

>>37611887
Fuck, so close.
Give him a belly rub and a treat.

Get a better fence

>>37611311

Start chewing the fence yourself

rerolling for steal and treat like a good pupper

Get him a princess costumes and make him your waifuu.

don't molest the dog but think about molesting the dog while touching its wiener

>>37611311

get a sharp enough blade then begin violently slicing up ur face. then contact the police stating the dog attack you. this is a win-with solution to ur problem, bitches love scars and ur face will be better off. oh and make sure to slice ur own throat

>>37612243
This. Pics of course.

>>37612367
The dog will get put down too. Too bad you didn't get trips

Dogs tend to be territorial animals. Claim the fence as your own by whipping out your dick and pissing all over the area of activity.

Tell him your hopes and dreams

Order fried rice from your local Chinese food restaurant and feed the dog some rice

absolutely nothing.

what kind of sicko even hints at sexually molesting a dog?

>>37611311
Turn your shirt inside out, then lecture the dog on why checking through your fence is technically a crime

give him lots of food and head scratches, let him be

Piss on his face and record it

>>37611900
>They are always really busy so they don't have time to play with him
u need to stop stalking your neighbors, creepo

Pretend you're in some sort of forbidden love novel and you and the dog are secret lovers. Secret because that's a male dog, you fucking faggot, and two males getting together is wrong

>>37612656
I live in a comfy white suburb

Take him somewhere far away and leave him there

>>37611311
Adopt him/her

>>37611548
I doubt OP lives in Canada, so that's gonna be illegal.

>>37612751
>illegal
Nobody gives a fuck about that here, newfag.
Also, OP you should fuck that dog and post it on here.

>>37611311
Help the bastard to get through

pet him and adopt him; he wants attention

pettem

>DogMeetsShovel.webm

Stay in your hole and don't go out of the sake of all humans around you

Don't do anything

Original

This looks a lot like that wikihow pic with the weirdly drawn dog smug and drooling.

let it bite ur dick

>>37612907
No, OP should bite it's dick off

>>37612367

>Police detectives can't tell the difference between knife wounds and dog bite wounds

Give the dog one of your pepes

Red rocket him like the fag you are.

Pat and play with doggo but also send pics

>>37612227
O shit get chewing op

pls record

Piss on him you pussy.

>>37611311
Ask him politely to stop chewing through your fence as this will cause complications, and you may fall out with him. Also so you can't afford a new fence

>>37612993
sadly that's not trips :(

masturbate in front of him OP

give him $5

Hi anon, I think you should give him healthy dog food.
Please mister Kek.

>wait till he shits
>eat it all you fucking faggot

>>37611311
eat him
if trips

>>37612955
>Implying American law enforcers are any more qualified than wiping their own ass

>>37613064
>dae police hate? haha xD

Give him a tennis ball, no funny business

dont do shit

oregon

>>37611311
Give him a bowl of eggs.

bark at him and post it here.

Spread peanut butter on your dick and try to make him lick it, keep adding more pb until you're close to cumming, then you pull out your dick and nut on his forehead.

Tell him knock-knock jokes while nervously laughing each time you tell him a knock-knock joke

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>>37611311
boop him again but record it this time

>>37613181
rerollerino urigini

>>37613168
wat he said

Ask him out, ya dig?

Write him a love song

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feed chocolate to doggo
wrap it in meat

POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT
POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT
POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT
POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT
POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT
POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT
POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT
POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT POISON IT POISON MEAT AND FEED IT

apologise for taking his photo without his consent

tell him to go away
go back to fapping to traps

Do everything that's already been suggested. Don't forget the pics.

Feed him Chocolate high in cocoa none of that weak shit

let it bite your eye

oregon

>>37613447
let it bite your eye

>>37611311

Make Mexico pay for your fence.

>>37613467
Better yet. Tell your neighbors you're gonna build a wall. Then backtrack and say some of it's gonna be a fence, and some will have no wall at all because of natural barriers.

shank em

>>37611311
give him food, water, and a gentle pat on the head

B U I L D W A L L
U I L D W A L L
I L D W A L L
L D W A L L
D W A L L
W A L L

do it.

give him a dog cookie for the good boy he is

>>37613544
RE ROLL
QUICK
SJFEJFHSJERHGFSERJGF

>Give him to furries<
<record what they do to it<
>cry under shower beacuse you will never be pure after those images<
>send tapes to owners watch as they quickly move out<

>Profit<

Oreganerillo

>>37613555
Win Win
Originality

Give him food, he seems hungry.

>>37613555
there it is

original originality

>>37611311
PET AND THEN THROW TREAT OVER FENCE

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>>37613571
>how do i greentext
Originale

Chocollate

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>>37613555
That's better than the KILL DOGGO posts

Hope the good boy gets a good cookie.

Good job >>37613555

>>37611664
This, one trillion percent.

>>37613555
Yay, /r9k/! You make me happy today.

You're a good boy, too, anon.

>>37613555
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>>37612554
fuck so close rerolling for lecture on legality of fence chewing

>>37613555
DO IT!!!
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OREGANO

>>37611311
If you ever hurt that dog I will find you and execute you ISIS style

>>37611311
Start shitting in your hand and tossing it over the fence

>>37611442
+1. Poor doggo is unloved and wants someone to make a fuss of him (rather like me really).

>>37614029
Sure you will fag

>>37611395

>I like to feed him cheese sticks, his owners don't feed him

fucking normies, why are they so inhumane?

report it somewhere or steal the doggo and have him as your good boi