Should I pee before I masturbate, or masturbate first to clean

I've had this situation multiple times and I've made conclusions.
1) Since you can never quite get rid of piss from your dick (there are always a few drops left), when masturbating the pee splashes on your hands and nearby objects.
2) When you think about sex, blood rushes to your penis, stopping the need to pee. This makes it easier to masturbate if you need to pee.
3) As you said, if you masturbate first and then piss while cleaning up, you can do it in one trip, saving time, energy and resources. Bonus points for pissing in the sink lol
Tl;dr: Fap and then piss.

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>>37609658
piss first, then eat your cum for an easy cleanup its way better for the hormones and light on the tissues

>>37609658
Pee first. Makes for a comfier fap.

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fap

pee

fap

in that order

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>>37609658
The first piss after you fap feels incredible

Fap first, then piss anon

Enjoy

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>>37609658
pee first, better for your kidneys

>>37609658
>kafir didn't mention the bath after fapping
You're unclean unless you bathe after cumming

>>37609658
Pee first. When you fap and want to pee, you're not fapping out of lust, you're fapping because you want to pee.

>tfw peeing feels better than cumming
I think I need a break from fapping.

pee after to clean out the pipes

>>37609658
pee while masturbating