femanons, how does it feel knowing your cellulite ridden ass

>>37608832
It feels fine. Even though I have saddle bags and my ass is a bit cottage-cheese like, and I'm chunky, my fat distribution isn't disproportionate. It's not like I have a big ol jelly roll gut and no butt or titties. So I don't really care.
Plus I don't give much of a shit about my body, even if I did have a jelly roll gut. I love sweeties, and gotta have my cake and cookies. Life is too short too eat kale and organic elephant droppings. Having a lumpy ass is worth the flavor.

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>>37608832
Hey man, mine is okay.

>>37608903
please be my cottage cheese ass gf

Meh. My ass has never held me back in life yet.

>>37608832
why would femanons care about being physically attractive to homosexuals?

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>>37608922
In what fucking universe do you live in where your buttocks is considered as "okay"?

>>37608922
Nice solid 7

>>37608922
I'd get behind there and give you pleasure

>>37608922
Too much ass for a robot. We're dicklets, you know...

>>37608999

Checked. Ass was still gross tho.

>>37608994
Just judging from my r9k bf man, but I can understand why you wouldn't like it. Too wide and flat and shit.

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>>37608832
Your ass looks like a normal ass, which doesn't make you special. You also lack intelligence, something that you're going to need when that ass gets old and ugly.

>>37609093
>lack intelligence
>replying as if I am the girl who owns that hot ass

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Just gonna raise my hand here as a desperately lonely virgin and say I would probably fuck anything with a vaginathat atleast pretended to like me

>>37609093>>37609093
i'll be your friend if you want, anon-kun.

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>>37609040
Have you ever seen the shafts on train wheels move? You gotta stroke just like pic related. This sacred technique will aid you in your conquest of big booty babes. Unless you're doing anal, but she wouldn't give you anal unless you were a real man anyways.

it feels bad. i have a hank hill ass and all squats did was make my thighs huge

>>37608903
post ass bae deesu

>>37608922
butthole bae?

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>>37609040
>hes too low test for big boy booty

>>37608832
>cellulite ridden ass
>implying it's not actually a bony flat board
Please anon.
Seriously though don't care all that much. I'd rather have bigger tits.

>>37608903
post ass. my ass is ronery.

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>>37609162
I am not capable of maintaining friendships, Anon, but i appreciate the offer.

>>37609253
that's alright, anon-kun. i understand wholly.

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>>37608832

idk. im jealous just like any girl is, any one saying they arent is lying lol its natural. but guys dont seem to mind mine, at least they never said anything about it


at the end of the day i'm happy i at least have an average bum

>>37609318
help
dsjfsughdsg help

>>37609318
What is that, extreme weight loss butt?

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>>37608922
Why on earth do you feel the need to upload a picture of your ass to complete strangers on a platform like 4chan?

>>37609318
that clench.
relieve your stresses.

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>>37609318
>reverse image search
>"that has to be his/her ass"
Disgusting, fucking disgusting.

>>37609357
bored hikkikomori.
never shown my ass before, so why not now?

>>37609357
She's a trash person, anon. It's just what trash does

>>37609391
>obvious bait thread
>first female reply is a pic of your naked ass
why are you roasties so slutty?

>>37609318
I believe the question was aimed at girls.

>>37609>>37609425
never fugged someone before, sorry.
i've fapped so much when i was younger that now i don't care too much about sex to be honest. wanted to contribute to an amusing thread.

>>37609318
WTF IS THAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>37609501
>>37608922
will you be my e-compatriot

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>>37609391
The fact alone that this website consists of many disgusting people able to prey on people like you should be enough reason to not post a picture of your ass, Anon. You're more than that and i urge you to act as a classy woman who doesn't feel the need to "whore" ( no offense ) herself on a platform like 4chan when being bored.

>>37609093
>thinking thread pic is OP
>insulting it

Stay autistic, robots.

>>37609587
>herself
>woman
>whiteknighting an obvious man in their 20s with the ass of a 90 year old
WEEEEEEWW

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>>37608922
You have the face of a total crack whore

>tfw my butt is better than op and that awful nude

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>>37609631
You are not able to experience what i think, Anon. I am also not insulting anyone nor did i claim that the picture depicting an ass is from OP, i just reply because i want to reply.

>>37609682
Show it to us, but only if you have xx chromosomes.

>>37609682
DOUBTFUL
THAT ASS IS A PERFECT 10/10 YOU JEALOUS CUNT

>>37609682
Post your fun hobbies

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>>37608922
I can almost smell the feta cheese from here
welcome

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>>37609647
I am not interested in her as she made a critical error when posting that picture, Anon. Besides, i live in the Netherlands and i am not interested in American women.

>>37609721
already fell for the butt pic meme before, i don't feel like being a slut anymore

>>37609752
Is your name Hannah
If yes then pls go back on hangouts

>>37609501
>virgin
>still slutting herself out for attention on r9k
thanks for destroying my little remaining trust in girls

>>37609774
no but sorry for your loss

>>37609805
Oh
can you still post interests

>>37608922
No. no it's not. lol

>>37608922
Bet you won't show the hole.

>>37608903
No one likes fatties.

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>>37609697
nice damage control brainlet

>>37609093
u mad?
don't worry you can get surgery to fix your horrible ass

>>37608832
makes me want to never look, or have anyone look, at my ass

Some terrible brappers posted in here tonight (except OPs)

>>37609980
Let me have a look? haha jk

>>37609980
What's wrong with yours? It can't be that bad

>>37608922
>shave
and exercise it will get better

>>37610003
flat and square with a pretty big scar

>>37610036
>with a pretty big scar
What happened?

>>37610036
It's called a cleftal horizon, not a scar

>>37610040
had some kind of condition that the doc said would be easier to treat with a skin graft

>>37610061
What was the condition? Is it contagious?

>>37610036
can i cum on your butt scar?

>>37610061
post pics, you're anonymous, and it might help your self esteem

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>>37609587
>tipping intensifies
>tipping intensifies
>tipping intensifies

>>37610068
dont remember, i was pretty young at the time, like 15 years ago

>>37610095
>>37610105
nah, pretty sure your dicks would invert themselves...

>>37610127
Oh. Do you know where the skin came from?

>>37610127
I hope you know you have to post it now
Not even so we can fap just because you're intriguing everyone

>>37610127
okay post it. it cant be that bad. also maybe include your qt innie in the pic to prove youre not a roastie slut

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>>37610136
like, from what ive been told, it was like some kind of webbing they put on and had new skin grow over. like pic related

>>37610205
>not having 3d printed ass-skin
Post your ass.

>>37610205
Oh wow that's wild. Have you had any other surgeries since?

>>37608922
Pls come too dominican republic and adopt me

>>37610243
Plis cahm tu Brasiyul!

Mine doesn't have cellulite and it's slightly less fat than hers.

>>37610261
Do you like vidya? And what is your favorite restaurant

>>37609318
I knew Hank Hill was real.

>>37610151
>>37610170
>>37610217
k... ill see if my cam has any battery left

>>37610219
only minor stuff that your GP can do. other than that i really want to un-jew my nose

>>37610288
>other than that i really want to un-jew my nose

can i PLS cum on your jew nose?

>>37610288
Are you actually a Jew or is it just big?

>>37610288
I also have a jewish nose. Can we rub hands together?

>>37610288
I hope you realize your future boyfriend will think of you as a whore if you do this.

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>tfw reaching the point where only fat girls have big enough asses to impress me

>>37610306
>>37610359
noo anon, thats so /c/

>>37610312
no, but i really have no idea about my moms side of the family

>>37610361
getting a nose job?

>>37610421
>getting a nose job?

Posting your ass.

Do it anyway

>>37610261
What's your favorite toilet paper brand?

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>>37608832

basically OP is a faggot who downloaded a random ass pic from /b/ (its timestamped filename says May 30, 2017, 4:52am UTC) and asks the so-called "fembots" to talk about their allegedly cellulite ridden ass.

How cringey -- the usual autistic sperglord willing to fap and lazily asking for help.

<redpill>
Even the most depressed actual fembot knows that no matter her defects are, there is always a wide bunch of dudes fetishizing them.
</redpill>

>tldr: pic rel8

>>37610394
The point of a fat ass is lost if she isn't thin.

>>37610421
What's your dad's side of the family like?

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>>37610445
But fat girls have even fatter asses. All about proportion.

>>37610421
No posting your ass for hundreds of neckbeards online. Just a regular camwhore. Nobody will respect you.

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>>37609131
anything?? how about this?

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Fuck, >>37610489 was meant for >>37610467

ass

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>She calls herself a woman
>Her ass can't do this

>>37610501
>>37610421
i have to agree with this, femanon. but at the same time i want to see your butt. time to choose: be a slut and accept the consequences (that you'll have to tell your future bf what you did and then cry and beg for forgiveness) or dont be a slut and dont get attention

>>37610543
That's disgusting, seriously.

>>37610545
>you'll have to tell your future bf what you did

If only.

>>37610445
>>37610501
>>37610545
its not like id spread my ass and show the camera in there. nothing like the rest thats already been posted here.
you want it or not?

>>37610474
generic scandinavians really

>>37610603
So you're a Scandi?
Are you on scandi neetbucks?
Don't show ass

>>37610603
Yes, we want it.

>>37610603
show ass, just wear some panties

>>37610632
>just wear some panties

But the point is to see the hideous scar!

>>37610603
Go on then and tell your future bf he isn't the first guy to have seen your ass. And when he asks who did, you will answer you don't know because you whored yourself out online for anonymous strangers.

>>37610603
Don't wear panties

>>37610603
It's your decision sweetie

>>37610603
thinking of you as a person i dont want you to show it, thinking of you as a roastie toasty i want you to show it. your choice

>>37608922
is your name Hannah?

djief

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>>37610603
I'll post butt if you will~

~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>37608922
you coulda told me this was chrischan and id buy it. not even the type to leave mean comments but sheesh

>>37610603
Come on, let us see babe

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>>37610614
yup and partly

>>37610628
>>37610632
>>37610654
i hope you enjoy the potato quality

>>37610614
>>37610667
i appreciate it anons, im only posting it for science

>>37610648
my dad afaik, was the first man to see my ass when hed change my diaper.

>>37610766
I wish you hadn't shown that ;-;
Which Scandi country

>>37610766
what the fuck am i looking at
rego gore

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>>37609040
bet you think you cute

>>37610603
Yo your litreally 100% anonymous just post a time stamp with the date and time and hide your face and your good, we know it's real and you can't be identified

>>37610766
cant see too much on your shitty quality pic, but from what i see you have an average ass with a scar , thats not a big deal. it wouldn't bother me, but i'd be angry that you posted it for perverted robots

>>37610766
Would fug

Comentario original

>>37609093
>normal ass

ok

>>37609318
It's been years.
Why do I still remember what Trucrypt's ass looks like?

In addition, why do you have a 5+ year old picture of Trucrypt's ass?

>>37610821
why? is it that bad? its just skin, i tried to not show or pose anything in a naughty way

>>37610836
>rego gore
wut?

>>37610852
see above

>>37610907
i know, but you should still be able to see a more reddish area, its mostly the discoloration im upset about.
also people jerk it to a lot of shit. telling someone that i posted an ass-scar, is far from the worst i could say.

>>37610957
what thats always comforting

>>37610991
>why?
Because I don't like camwhores
And I wanted discord friends that weren't camwhores

>>37610766
pls be in Stockholm pls

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I WANT TO EAT FEMBOT BUTTHOLE

>>37611012
desu, its the first picture ive posted in years, sorry to disappoint

>>37611013
nope, sorry

>>37611095
would you be my discord friend still

>>37611092
We all want

>>37610991
reddish area is still nothing repulsive, dont worry about that roa-- i mean femanon. also you can make up for the online whoring by not fucking refugees i guess

>>37610766
I cant tell if the right ass cheek looks like the other, if it does then you have a normal ass wirh a square shaped scar on one, I wouldn't really care

>>37611110
i dont have any anon...

>>37611156
dont you worry about that, theres no way id let a monkey do that

>>37611176
its only a discoloration and a slight raised edge along it. so over all they are the same shape wise

>>37608832
injected with low grade fda non approved cooking oil.

>>37611230
>i dont have any anon...
do you have email at least?

>>37608832
I'm pretty sure it feels worse as an Anon, knowing my dick and face/mouth will never be in or around that ass t b h.

>>37611230
>its only a discoloration and a slight raised edge along it. so over all they are the same shape wise

Then you have nothing to worry about

>>37608903
>gotta have my cake and cookies
Will u b mine?

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You guys realize that those whores posting their asses are reddit tier girlsgonewild trash? They are bored now, want attention blah blah blah...

The second they got their validation they go on kikebook, instagram or some other shitty social website and brag about being one of the nerds. :P

>>37611230
>anti refugee
>no discord acc
>cute ass-scar
you seem ok femanon, just remember life is shit and humanity is a cancer (global warming is the chemotherapy)

>>37611248
i can make a throwaway to begin with if thats cool?

>>37611271
well, time to make the best of it and squad til its round. im glad the scar isnt that big of a deal

>>37611309
that's cool. pls send a message to my temp email
[email protected]

>>37608922
literally looks exactly like my ass and i'm a 230 lb man.

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There a fitting illustration of "femanons." Such as these.

>>37608922
>>37610710
>>37610766

>>37611358
i never had a boyfriend. :-------D

>>37611304
you can add to that anti-eu, pro trump and anti sjw/feminism too

it feels good to sit back and laugh at the idiocy taking place, but also worrying desu

>>37611358
have an upboat friend

>>37611309
Hope you accomplish your goal

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... I don't have cellulite, though, anon.

>>37611424
will you be friend on discord tho is the realy question smooth butt

I kind of like the idea of a girl having a smallish ass, that way I can can grope most of her ass cheek while still being able to get my middle finger near her asshole.

>>37611405
just try not to get raped and we can watch europe burn while shitposting on r9k

>>37611384

You say that but as most camwhores, you say a whole lot of things. None of them true and who knows? Maybe you indeed never had a boyfriend but still had plenty of sex or short term relationships that you don't see as him being your boyfriend or whatever.

>>37611405

Said by the desperate white knight how cute. You realize these bitches have probably most of their tabs on reddit right now? Besides if you wanna see some ass there are plenty of options and if those camwhores wanna be camwhores, let them be camwhores but don't embarass yourself, treat them like the trash that they are and then they can fuck right off.

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Tehee, anons don't look!

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>>37611358
Have a drawing of muh dick

>>37611358
Gold for you!
Fucking gonewild, though.
>whore posts [f18]
>has gw posts going back over a year
>alternates between 18 and 19
>body is obviously over 20

also lmao @ the milfs posting shit like "wonder if my sons recognize me!"

>>37609318

are you that guy that would post with a mask from fit

>>37611407
thank you, i hope you make whatever goals you have too

>>37611482
cant get raped or blown up if i dont go out. i hope you have enough popcorn for the shit show that is eu

>>37611498
im the one with the scar so im not a white knight

>>37611585
unacceptable. i hate women so much, thanks for reminding me of that

>>37609318
Lol when you fart I bet it makes a weird flapping noise.

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>>37610971

I didn't have it, this thread made me think of towelie's bum so I did a google search of "towelie 4chan fit's ass"


I completely forgot about his actual trip "Trucrypt" lmao


nice to know someone else is just as autistic and still browsing 4chan though

I've been told I have a nice butt before, even though I am a little self conscious about my cellulite. I'm chubby but have a petite frame so people think I'm a normal weight, they probably just assume the cellulite is bad luck and don't care too much

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>>37611560

Can't handle the truth? Well too bad, hoes be hoes. You treat 'em like such. Don't stress your little head over it though, its what camwhores grave the most, the humiliation by men. Its truely poetic and sad in a way that you have to beat women, for them to be happy.

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>>37611620
>I'm chubby but have a petite frame

>>37611621
Anon, i just wanted an excuse to draw. I didn't even read your post

>>37611620
>chubby
>cellulite
>petite frame
where are you from?

>>37608832
Eh, all it takes is money and surgery.

There's plenty of porn studios all too willing to pay for that so long as the girls sign a multi-year contract to which the studio can do ANYTHING with them, because they get more than their meager investment back and then some.

Many of the porn stars you know today went this route, they've all been manufactured by the industry.

>>37611620
Pls rape me

>>37611594

Yes you are you just have a sharp katana laying around making you even more edgy.

>>37611585

Hey reddit has a quite cancerous community and they have tons of idiotic ideas of what makes a site "good." But just like tumblr with its blogs. There are some gems here and there. Gonewild, or some tumblr porn blogs provide great fap material apart from its liberal, leftist, feminist views and you don't even need an account to view their stuff.

Point being though, there is no reason for this literal whores to come here seeking for attention, or if they do faggots who praise them for simply being a whore.

>>37611734
close, does sleeping with a rifle next to the bed for a period count as being edgy?

>>37611760

I sometimes sleep with a dagger, I would love to have a rifle but I live in germanistan. But yes that is still edgy as fuck.

>>37611782
rip anon, keep that dagger close, the german caliphate is on the rise

>>37611782
>I sometimes sleep with a dagger

Nice

>>37609318

>bum

I'm an average American guy looking for an average English bum.

Your confidence is cute btw

>>37611782
i sleep with a dagger aswell, and have pepper spray in arms-reach (both illegal here). being in the eu is shit when you want guns

>>37608922
It's not very nice but someone would definitely enjoy fucking you regardless.

>>37609587
Not her but you're a cute anon and your gif is cute.

>>37611620
Plz be in

FARGO
A
R
G
O

>>37608832
Serious femanon here.
When I was younger I used to cry a lot about it. I have a fat but with cellulite and stretch marks. The last time I played in a swimming pool I was 12 (I used to LOVE swimming).
I used to starve myself and over exercise, private myself from going out, aways using baggy clothes. My ugly body is one of the reasons I never had and never will have sex.
But nowadays it doesn't hurt that much anymore. I just got used to the idea that I am hideous.

>>37612283
>implying you couldn't get at least 5 guys to fuck you today if you went out to some normalshit club

>>37612283
>I never had and never will have sex.

No fucking way, the world is full of thirsty men. You could easily get a fast fuck in a bar tonight

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>>37612283
>fat but with cellulite and stretch marks

I unorinically love this, do you have a decent face?

>>37612317
> Implying my social anxiety would let me go and have a party like a normal person
> Implying I want to become a cum dumpster for horny Disgusting men like you use me and then trash me out

Fuck you. When I mention sex I obviously mention everything that comes together, like love, companionship, emotional conection, things a degenerate like you don't give two fucks about because men are only sex machines unable to feel anything.
I swear, I fucking HATE men. I think I hate men more than I hate myself.

>>37612283
>>37612408
iktf fellow fembot

>>37612283
>My ugly body is one of the reasons I never had and never will have sex.
What about trying to build an emotional connection with somebody?

>>37612408
they're failed normies, what do you expect

>>37612408
I'm sad. You shouldn't be upset about guys. Normies will be normies. You will find a guy that cares for you. Don't be so sad it makes me sad.

>>37609980
I feel the same way about my benis

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>>37610489
>those hairs

My ass is fine, im petite so I dont have stretch marks.

>>37612488
>im petite

Pls rape me

>>37612408
ohh im sorry, it must be hard when your worst problem is that people only want to fuck you, and you have a meme social anxiety to justify not fucking chads and tyrones all day long. just let chad fuck your fat ass and be done with it roastie, i know your kind, and if you had a nice caring bf you'd go out and fuck scumbags and cuck him. just spare the poor robots and fuck chad without being in a relationship. plus females cant feel love anyways, you just love the things a guy can do for you, not him as a person

>>37612434
You talk like Ive never tried it before. No man understand. Men are very (if not only) physical.
It's aways the same, if I don't kiss on first date Im not good. No men wants to wait and not have physical contact in order to form a conection first.
Don't be a hypocrite. That's just how men are and they aways want one thing only.

>>37612521
Where are you meeting these people then? The problem might be your approach and method.
Don't go on Tinder first of all.

>>37612501
Yeah?? And I am soooo sorry for you not being able to act like the horny dog that you are and fuck everything that moves and then being unable to understand that some people have feelings and are not walking holes for you to stick you disgusting dick inside.
I know your type too, the "Ohh I am such a nooice guy" "woman are so shallow boohoo" implying that girls can't see your true intentions: you are a horny man and only is desperate to fuck, fuck, fuck and that's all you are able to think.
Fuck you I hope no woman ever falls over your "noooice guy" mask and you die bitter and horny. Ass hole. Jerk.

>>37612633
Can you at least post butt or answer >>37612376

>>37612521
I know not all men are like that.
I'm not.
But I talk to them, I know that most of them are.

I know it's not as easy if you don't have much of a social life, but have you tried building a platonic relationship with somebody first?
There's no expectation of intimate physical contact, and you can get to know them without it feeling like an interview for a relationship.
Every girl I've ever had feelings for was just a friend for at least a year beforehand.

I would like to inform the participants of this thread that I am masturbating.
Please continue.

>>37612686
No I wont post my body for you because I don't care for your false compliments. Just go jack off to someone else. Thank you for considering me.

>>37612748
Remember to post your cum pic

>>37612780
What am I supposed to cum on?

>>37612633
i'm not the nice guy type, because i know exactly how much it matters for sluts if youre nice and have deep feelings: nothing. your kind cant even understand love, you just want a bf to take care of your emotional needs, and then you'd throw him out after you get tired of him, and justify it with some bullshit mental gymnastic. when i was younger i wanted a nice shy gf and live a happy life with her, be faithful and take care of each other like equal partners. but now i accept the reality that girls are disgusting and evil on the inside, and evolution played some cruel trick and made them attractive on the outside. go out and get chad to pump your fat ass and then at 30 find some poor bastard and marry him, and cheat on him/divorce him later, thats all you "people" are capable of

>>37612798
on a paper

>>37612749
shame, because your body is all you have, like every female. like an evil beast in human costume

>>37612488
I know where you live and I'm gonna tear that ass up. OLD STYLE <33333

is stretch marks on a butt a turn off? I have some on mine

>>37613030
I actually like some stretch marks/slight cellulite, t. >>37612376

I dont care, no one sees my ass anyway

>>37613030
Depends how severe but to me it's natural soo it's a very minor turnoff if at all.
>>37613075
Well ok but you're the one who asked.

>>37613110
>Well ok but you're the one who asked.
I didnt ask anything

>>37613127
you ask for attention just by being a female. attention whoring is a natural thing for you

>>37612841
> It's a men talking about deep feeling

Bahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha
Please, we both know that's not possible. You are just mad because Stacy didn't let you fuck her. Just quit trying to imply you have or once had feelings.

>>37609318
i also used to be obese

>>37611560

holy shit are you me

why do you have my dick

>>37608832
>femanons, how does it feel knowing your cellulite ridden ass will never compare to this?


I have stretch marks and acne scars too desu
it pains me to see myself naked:(

>>37613261
Literally doesn't matter as long as it's big.

>>37613153
and you are just mad because chad is stacy's bf and not yours. also what does it matter to you wether guys have feelings or not, since you are a female and females only care about looks, money and social status. men wrote poetry and music about love, while roasties spread their leggs for them and fucked them, thats their contribution to love and thats all they know about deep feelings.

>>37613255
It's nice to find another bent dick anon

>>37613269

i have been told its large
especially on my frame cause i'm quite skinny and petite
but the scars fuck it up big time
it looks hideous

>>37613313
>i'm quite skinny and petite

pls rape me

>>37613313
Post it clothed then~

>>37613333
quads, he deserves it

>>37608832
I have a fine ass. Not the best, but I like it. Maybe I will never compare to the girl on OP's pic, but I'm still happy with the way my ass looks.

>>37609318
your ass looks like its being sucked into space a la alien resurrection

>>37613353
What's your favorite paper toilet brand?

>>37612283
Ypu honestly sound like you need mental help. Most probably, you look fine but cannot see it because your self-esteem is shit and your brain will find any reason for you to shame yourself.
Seriously, seek mental help, this shit might be dangerous.

>>37613365
The cheapest one. I don't care about brands, to be honest.

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The asses posted in this thread are all nightmare fuel. I'm scarred for life.

>>37613414
Wise election. Now, what's your favorite panties brand?

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Supposedly this is a femanon's ass.

>>37613457
I like them black and skull-patterned, with a gothic feel. Don't care about brands, but they need to be comfortable.

>>37613468
BBBRRRAAAAAPPP

Cute ass btw

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>>37613468
This is a femanon as well.

Sorry, I only save the chubby/fat ones

>>37613483
>I like them black and skull-patterned, with a gothic feel

arrrrwwwwwww very nice, very nice. Would you bother if i ask you another question?

>>37613519
No problem m8, all lewd is welcome

>>37610766
Wow, how horrific.
Looks like a mutated tail.

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>>37608922
>Hey man, mine is okay.
No no its not anon

>>37613619
Idk you but i would be happy with an ass like that to slap

>>37613030
No, it means the ass is fat.

>>37613075
Please let me part your ass cheeks and passionately make out with your little butthole.

>>37612521
That's what you get for only wanting to date Chad.

>>37613655
Anon i can guarantee you if you login tinder right now and swipe right on every fatty you would have an ass to slap like that by tomorrow morning

>>37613706
The point of Tinder is for even fatties to only swipe for Chad.

>>37610907
your name initial is A??

>>37613744
Fine go to a club at 3am and pick up the left overs

>>37613694
And you're perma virginity is what you get for turning your nose up at any female with too much body fat/sexual partners/kids/tattoos and whatever arbitrary standard you desperate losers put on woman while crying that you're so unshallow.

>>37608922
This is actually fucking gross

Delete this post right now
I know the rules are tits or gtfo but you're allowed on if you never post this shit again