>driving home from work on a friday >want to get home to

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You shared it with me, anon. I'm someone right?

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>>37608880
and me, that makes the three of us

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>>37608880
>>37608916
but I want to cook a steak for another person, I think I am pretty good
Went a little overboard in the marinade but it was my first try

Nothing better than a good steak, glass of whiskey and a friday afternoon
and people to share it with

>>37608980
Then you need to find someone to share it with. Worst case you can lure some homeless guy in with the promise of steak

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>>37609061
Life is not a sitcom, those things don't happen

But seriously, I basically live with my parents so I will eventually make some for them, my dad made me some omaha steaks one time and they were terrible, he overcooked the fuck out of them

but dont forget your parents will eventually die

>>37608766
>not being content with enjoying a delicious steak.

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>>37609168
Those things don't just "happen" from nowhere. But I'm sure if you offered a homeless guy a steak, 99% of them would accept

>>37609204
oh trust me I was content, it was a fucking good steak
and honestly im a little insulted you think its spoiled to buy a 4 dollar piece of meat, its less than a meal at mcdonalds
you caught me, it was a kroger brand sirloin, but imo its more how you prepare it

>>37609305
bro i live in a place without homeless people
you are talking sitcom levels of contrivance for a homeless man to be in my apartment