>You are in the store >"Eh wite boi, u know where

>>37605832

Begon negress thotius

>>37605832
they don't sell guns in a convenient store dummy

>I don't use condoms
I don't have sex either but that's beside the point.

>>37605884

Kek

Origimol

>>37605832
Pull down my pants, show my dick and say "right here, now get to work sheboon for your white master."

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>>37605832

Shieeet muhfuggah bixnood name nomesayin

>>37605832
>Sorry, I only use extra small

>>37605832
I'm Chinese so why is she calling me white?

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>>37605832
>that little bit of fat pushing over the hem of her over tightened jeans

>>37605832
Probably attending to an Anne Frank shrine.

>can i see your cock?

>>37605917

I kekd waaaay harder than I should have at this.

Anyone else vaguely disturbed at how all Walgreens are exactly the same?

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>>37605832

"Yep. Freezers just to your left there."

>>37606025
Delet this. You beat me by 6 minutes.

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>niggers
>ever EVER using condoms

>>37605832

THEY ARE IN AFRICA -- GO THERE.

>>37605832
here
>unzips dick in most original fashion

>>37605832
>posing in super market for an instagram
yep it's a ghetto skank

>>37605832
Magnums are the same size as normal condoms they just changed the box to make men feel like they were getting something bigger. The real larger ones are the durex xxl.

Is it for you magnum dong?

>>37605832
>y-y-yeah Darlene, they're over here
>show her where the Magnums are
>leave her to shop, taking one last look at her body on my way out

>>37605941
Anon.... I.....
Are you okay?

>>37605832
i got some at my house bby

>>37606648
>Anon.... I.....
>Are you okay?
Fuck off

>>37605917
this was really funny for some reason, imagining this scenario with OPs autistic scenario is really funny. like two autistic scenarios combined.

>>37605832
we don't talk like this

>>37605832
>r-right here

*grabs crotch, ejaculates*

>>37605832
I'd tell that $5 weave wearing ass bitch to get her eyes checked if she is confusing a real nigga like me for some cracka.

Then I'd tell her to eat a less fatty diet and do some sit-ups, to get a better looking stomach.

>>37607086
This is good bait. If not, where are you from?
t.blackbot

She's obviously flirting, whether that be a joke or serious. I play along.
>girl, I'm white - we don't even know what magnums are.
She'd most likely chuckle and we'd have a conversation or, and less likely, she'd look at me weird and leave.
Either way I wouldn't give a shit. It's not rocket science.

>>37606132
got a modest chuckle out of me anon, heres a (you)

>>37605832
"no, i have to order the next size up"

why woukd i know?

>>37605832
Yeah, in my back pocket.

>Clepto retard stealing all magnums because of the gold wrapper.

>>37605832
>Show her to the Ice cream and tell her my favorite kind is the chocolate filled ones

We don't accept food stamps here

>>37605832
YAAASSSS QUEEN SLAAAAYYYYYY

I do

>>37606132
Am I an idiot for thinking that's what OP meant?

>>37609531
prob just means you're not american

NO THOTS ALLOWED IN THIS STORE GET OUT ROASTIE GET OUT OF MY STORE RIGHT NOW GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT RRRRRRREEEEEEEE

>>37605832
Should either be by the counter or with the medicine.

woogie boogie!

fuck off nigger

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"First of all it's White MAN. Second, they are out of magnums cuz I bought them all."

>>37605884
>>37605902
>thinking this is funny

Lmao no wonder you all have no luck with girls. What's crazy is that you would for sure say that in this situation and think it's normal.

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>>37609531
>mfw I relise he didn't

I don't fucking work here.

>>37609827
Why do you need all of those condoms anon? Do you use more than one each time you have sex?

>>37605832
Are you a virgin? Anyone who has bought condoms before knows that they're all in the same general place when you go to the store. Look, I'm feeling nice today. I have a magnum in my pocket. I'll let you use it but only if it's wrapped around my dick, ok?

>>37605832
a nigger using birth control? there's something new! o_O

>>37605884
kek

>>37609895
You're a very boring person

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By the pharmacy, I think?

I left them at home

>>37608068
> making jokes at the expense of your race
> making jokes at your expense about your penis
black grill here, and I hope you don't do this boi. If you white boys are saying anything beyond
> fuck yeah, of course I know when the magnums are
and walking her over there, you fucked up.