>you will never EVER be this alpha how does this make yo

What's the deal with hugs?

>>37605815
>... oh okay
based

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>>37605875
What's the deeaaal with roasties?

>>37605815
Everyone is laughing, but try to picture a man asking a woman 3 times for a hug.

Thats not alpha at all. All robots are scared of physical contact and are extremely careful about their personal space.

>>37605875
>What's the deal with hugs?
But seriously, what's the deal with hugs? Why is everyone hugging all the time? What happened to handshakes or just saying hello. In several years everyone will probably start kissing on the cheeks or something.

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>>37605875
>>37606044

>normies think it's okay to squeeze their bodies together for no reason
>I'm the one with a neurological disorder

>>37605815
he's just being Jewish, though

>>37605815
I turn down hugs from Stacies all the time.

Honestly, I used to hate hugs, but now I don't mind them. But not liking hugs has become such a deeply ingrained part of my personality, that I'm scared to let it go, so the beautiful girls I know don't hug me out of respect, but I secretly want their hugs very much.

>>37605875
i remember back in highschool that some bitches were literally screaming OMGGG and embracing eachother like they havent seen eachother in years. They did this every fucking day

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>>37606044
>tfw no cute girls constantly asking to hug me

feel like i'm missing out tbqh

>>37606044
You know that platonic physical contact between males used to be way more common than it is today? Before the modern era men would embrace, wrestle and touch each other when speaking as much as women do, it's a sad thing that most men nowadays refuse to engage in such a basic aspect of human sociability presumably out of some fear of upsetting their masculinity.

good i guess. i wouldn't want to hug her either

>>37605815
I know her by name, but I would not have reckognized her in real life either

>>37606467
It's gays fault. By being open fags they inserted faggotry as a possibility into male dynamics in the minds of people. Google the herneneutics of gay suspicion. Yet another reason to make sodomy illegal, it breaks the bonds of society.

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Do I defend the Jew or the nasty STD ridden whore?

>>37606941
Seinfeld is /our kike/, the choice is clear.

>>37605815
An ugly gay jew refused a hug. No way.

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>>37607028
>gay

Yeah, nah. Gay guys NEVER have taste in beards this good.

>>37607076
>autistic
>doesn't hug roastie whores
>fucks underage girls

Jerry is /our guy/.

>>37607076
>beards
>both parties are cleanly shaven
??????

>>37605815
>Don't touch me filthy goy

>>37605964
The same exact thing as the video would happen.

>>37607140
Beards are "girlfriends" gay guys have so others think they're straight, they never fuck 'em.

I'll let you figure out why it's called that.

Wow, what a misogynist. Smh.

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>>37607076
She looks drugged out

>>37607420
>Young big titted arm rest for Hollywood stars back in 80s/90s New York
Definitely drugged out

>>37607258
I think a guy look that would get tackled by security, or at least create a massive internet outrage about rapey men on reddit and tumblr.