>"Dad, this is my fiancee Sharona. I'm glad you two finally get to meet!"
How do you react?
>>37604514
"Son please stop making these race baiting threads"
NEVER GONNA STOP GIVE IT UP
SUCH A DIRTY MIND
M-M-MY SHARONA
>>37604514
I'm not your real dad, you're adopted, you're dead to me
>>37604558
Well memed
>>37604514
You're making a mistake, do you want you'r children to have identity issues? Get bullied in school, not fit in with other peers? Not feel like he can fully relate to his mother, or his father?
You want this? Go ahead.
>>37604514
>good jaab son 5/5 I'm so proud
>she is a virgin, right son?
>hamster_eating_a_banana.jpg
>>37604514
What the fuck!?! She's too short! I don't want any manlet grand children!
>>37604514
she's cute and looks like a nice girl. I'm proud of you son
muh muh muh muh my Sharona
>>37604514
My kids know
as long as she is a devout Catholic I don't care what race she is
>>37605243
underrated post
12/11
Isn't he tall Jesus H Christ I did not know they stacked shit that high
>>37604957
That's fucking gross. Assholes are disgusting, especially hairy ones.
>>37606041
>Assholes are disgusting
you like dicks or something?
>>37606064
No, but you might.
>>37604514
I bust out my infographs while I prepare a reading list
If he doesn't understand I call him stupid and refuse to pay for college
uh son how old is she
>>37606308
>"Old enough in her home country dad!"
>>37606308
Probably 18 or close enough to it. Some girls in Trinidad are like that, tiny and babyfaced well into their 20s.
>>37604514
Call chris hansen.
wadefugg they both look 16
>>37604514
She looks 13 and he looks 20.
>>37604514
I don't think human organ traffic is the best business around
>>37604514
Wrong move, kiddo.
Originaru.
>>37604514
"Why am I just now meeting her and why does she look 12?"
Exact words probably.