Post ways you'd like to kill yourself, brobots. >Dressed

>>37603214
you sound unbearably annoying

>>37603218

That's not very nice, please elaborate.

If/when i become an hero i plan on getting a shit ton of drugs, getting fucked up, and just suck start a shotgun

Double suicide with my gf (I don't actually have a gf). We would cut each other's necks and other parts of our bodies and suck the blood from eachother. We would be naked and paint ourselves in eachother's blood and give eachother bloody kisses. We would finally lie in the pool of blood we have created and stab eachother in the stomach.

I don't know how bleeding or wounds work so I will probably have to research this more.

>>37603374

Sounds gross, but you do you.
Do you have like a vampire fetish or something?

>kidnap girl
>drug her
>at night bring her outside to a place that's void of people now but will be crowded at day
>make big cums in her face before inserting my head into her ass and suffocate myself while inhaling the scent of her shit

>>37603374
That's going to hurt a lot and the plan would be abandoned pretty quickly.

>>37603396
No, I'm not into blood or anything unless it's suicide, and even then it's only hot if it's me. I wouldn't even watch porn of this, but it's how I would do it. There's just something beautiful about embracing and melting into one another into death

>>37603461
Maybe we can enjoy the pain. Or just do whatever drugs numb pain idk. I haven't really thought it through it just sounds romantic.

>>37603374

On either side of your neck are the carotid artery and a large vein. They're both pretty visible and if you slice them open with a razor you'll be dead pretty quickly. Not sure you'd have enough time for the other stuff though.

>>37603509

I can respect the art you imagine this would be, it's very original and it would send a strong message.

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>>37603214
>dark night, when the sky is filled with bright stars
>pref. start of the autumn
>nice, lonely place nearby ocean
>make yourself lunch on bonfire, grill some sausages, bacon, mb kebab
>sit and think about your previous life in solitude, while observing the beautiful, dark sea
>prepare the nitrogen tank
>put on mask and start breathing in
>the people who'll find your body would be surprised by how satisfied your face was looking in the moment of death

>drink and smoke excessively over the course of a few decades

nobody will ever know
the perfect crime

Id probably just lie down on train racks at night. No need for all this showmanship. Its better if people think you were desperate and acted in a moment of despair rather than you were such a narcissist you actually planned out what you thought was stylish.

>>37603214

Blowing my brains out with a shotgun after a long night crying and drinking by myself.

>>37603214
ideally I'd like to take a lethal dose of barbiturates while snuggled up in my soft warm bed looking at something beautiful
But any way that requires minimal effort on my part is what I'd like

>>37603214
>get to cottage in a canadian mountain
>leave note on table and do the usual stuff you'd do if you were about to die
>wear fancy dress under lots of winter clothing
>go to nearby and frozen lake isolated from forest trees
>carefully crawl to the middle of the lake
>put on earbuds and listen to one last song while gazing at the sky
>once song stops playing, pull trigger
>if lucky, ice will either break instantly
>no evidence
>otherwise it will melt overtime

i want to take a ton of drugs and jump off the golden gate bridge.

>>37603214
Drink a nice shot of nembutal. Circumstance is irrelevant.

>Xanax overdose.

or

>Somehow going to the top of the Empire State Building with a metal rod on a stormy day.

Indigest a lethal dose of Fentanyl

>>37606034
just play golf during an electrical storm

worst case scenario is that you got to have the course to yourself

>>37606065
Seems like an easier way to do it, yeah. Not as guaranteed, though.

>>37603214
>swallow magnet
>wait a few hours
>swallow another magnet
>the magnets attract and rip my insides apart
>die in agony from internal bleeding

>completely break and fall apart inside
>harness the power of infinite indifference to everyone and everything except for my goal to do whatever it takes to build an image of a normal guy and become well liked
>essentially wear a human suit
>build up reputation and wealth until I somehow become a leader of a nuclear power
>destabilize the world enough until I have some sort of a justification to press the nuke button
>laugh as mushrooms sprout over every major city in the world knowing I ruined civilization, maybe for good, all because life didn't give me exactly what I wanted and when I wanted it and I got bitchy about it, even though I acquired far more chasing my insipid agenda
Sadly the only thing the power of infinite indifference gives me is the ability to sleep 14 hours per day and spend the rest bored to death with everyone and everything

>>37606116
>swallow a bunch of metal objects like small screws and BBs
>have an MRI
>they all explode out of you

order fentanyl and eat enough to kill a elephant

>cyanide
Simple, reliable, quick, and not too painful.

Getting burned out by atmospheric re-entry

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I tried almost a month ago. Here's how it went
>exhausted around 10:34 at night, just finished writing an essay for college
>tie my bedsheets up into a noose from a youtube video
>walk into my brother's room and ask for his phone to play music on, mines broken and Iike the surround sound
>rearrange my playlist for a few songs I've been thinking about recently, put on American Remains by the Highwaymen
>Step outside onto my ground level porch, put
phone on table, start playing music, turn around to see my cat staring at me from inside, walk back in and pet him before walking back out
>put noose around my neck while squeezing it tighter, hold onto the loose end
>move lawn chair over to the railing, climb up and cling onto the post
>I planned to use my upstairs neighbor's pole to kill myself, but I was too short, luckily there was a light wooden block inbetween the darker wood porch above me that I never noticed before
>Tie it in a very basic knot instead of the knot you're supposed to
>stand on the railing shakily for a few minutes
>sigh, lean forward, jump while swinging my knees backwards for more downwards force
>hit my knees on the concrete pavement, knees kinda hurt to move now but get back onto the railing
>tie the knot tighter
>fail again
>this happens a third time, each time with myself tying the knot tighter
>get up onto the railing a fourth time, walk over on the railing to the cinder block again
>fall backwards onto the grass as I skuttle along
>look up into the sky and realize I just want to go to bed
>climb back onto the porch cause the door was locked, pick up the phone and realize the phone stopped after the first song
>walk into the sliding glass door and pet my cat as he runs up to me
>look up at the clock
>11:01 PM
I wish I knew how to tie better knots robots.

>>37603374
Gay
>origiboo

>>37603374 #
You can always wikihow it but mmmaybe don't do it anon

Let's see

>> going into the woods with a large knife and cutting open my guts

>> driving off a cliff

>> jump in front of a bus

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>>37603214
I've wondered if hanging myself from a streetlight during the darkest hours of the night would be interesting.
> Bring handcuffs, really long rope, and a ladder
> Toss rope over light and tie one end to a fence, sign, anything
> Tie a noose on the other side
> Make sure the noose is high up
> Use ladder to reach noose
> Place the noose around your neck
> Cuff your hands behind your back
> Kick ladder out from under yourself

And presto, your dead with little chance of your survival instinct taking over. The only issue is I'm not sure if the light would be able to support a person's weight.

>Comitting sudoku

>vanishing mysteriously and everyone forgetting about me

The one thing I don't want is for people to get upset when I die. I've tried being positive but now my friends are starting to post passive-aggressive posts on social media about how they're tired of dealing with other people's problems.

I just want to sleep.

>>37606551
Pile up some dosh, change your name legally and leave. Leave all your shit behind. That's my long term plan. Just shed all of this shit like a snake skin.

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