who here /afraid of public transit/? >riding the bus for the

do you know what she wanted

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>>37602334
Weak minded never go into Bus t
Transit without expecting someone to not talk to you

>>37602334
She's an outlier. I've never experienced anything like that and I've taken public transport for years.

I live in a place where the only public transport is some bus for the elderly they have to call up

kinda jealous really, I hate driving even in video games

>>37602448
she was probably just fucking crazy or something

I feel you anon.

>wanted McDick's
>winter so can't take my bike
>no licence
>so i take the buss for the first time
>get on and just mind my own business
>see my stop and press the button to go off
>he stops but doesn't open the doors
>wtf
>he starts moving
>spam the stop button for multiple stops
>he just keeps going
>finally at one stop people were going into the buss, and I just ran out right before they got a chance to enter
>tears were falling down my face as I was running out
>never taking the buss ever again

Later found out you were suposed to push the doors to get out

In America public transit is only used by crazies and niggers so most people avoid it.

>>37602593
Hello?
origami poop

why does this story turn me on?

>>37602334
>sitting at bus stop
>see my bus coming
>stay sitting waiting for it to stop
>it drives past
Had no idea I was meant to stand up and wave at it, I thought busses just stopped at every bus stop

>another time on bus
>sitting by myself in peace and quiet
>roasties decide to sit next to me despite the entire bus being nearly empty
>roasties start playing music really loudly on their phones
>ask them to turn it down or sit somewhere else
>they start screeching at me
>try to ignore them
>one of the roasties tries to hit my phone out of my hands
>my reflex was to push her away
>accidently pushed her throat and she fell off the chair
>normies instantly stand up for her and now im the bad guy
>police are called and im kicked off the bus
Ended up having to get a taxi home, which cost me like 60 bucks

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>>37602334
>bus route goes pass college then high school
>bus always full of fresh teen pussy ready to be breed
>sit next to me is empty
>some 15/14 year old 9.9/10 qt taps my shoulders and asks if its okay if she sits next to me
>say yes and instantly fall in love
>she smells so nice
>close my eyes with her smell and just imagine building a life together
I am pathetic

>>37605164
Where the fuck do you live? This sounds horrible.

>>37605259
I do this too...
Orgeman

>>37605325
It happened in aus at a place called kippa ring, pretty shit area even by aus standards. That story is a few years old though, I fucking moved away as soon as I could.

>>37605164
similar story
>sitting on the bus minding my own business
>couple roasties next to me spraying perfume
>they think it would be funny to spray some on me
>start cackling to each other after they do it
>it smells disgusting and i tell them to stop
>they just do it again and cackle even louder
>smack the bottle out of her hand onto the floor
>they start shrieking like harpies and swearing at me
>some big tall guy gets up in my face threatening
>what the fuck why didn't you make THEM stop
>bus driver sees it and makes me get off
>i'm the bad guy for "attacking" the poor roasties

who the fuck thinks this shit is okay
spraying your nasty stink juice on random strangers

and when they get mad about it THEY'RE the bad one

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Nope, I"m a /buspest/

>Catching the bus home
>Really need to take a piss
>Could piss in my work esky but that's disgusting
>whipped my dick out at an angle and piss into the seats
>Seats don't really soak it up and it's all over the floor
>Some old lady carefully tiptoes through the cracks the piss has made
>Bus driver notices at my stop
>"Hey do you know where that water is coming from?" he asks
>"Yeah my drink bottle leaked"
>Give him a smile a walk off the bus

Another time
>Some halfwit gets on the bus
>The bus is pretty much empty
>He's walking and making eye contact like he's going to sit next to me
>I've snapped my fingers and made a stop sign with my hand just as this flog is 2 seats away
>"Plenty of seats down the front mate"

Another
>Get on bus and i only have a $5 note
>Bus fares are $2.20
>Can already tell that's way to much math for a bus driver
>Hand him the $5.00 and he gives me this disgusted look
>"We aren't a bank ya know"
>"No shit you're a fucking bus driver so hurry up and give me my change"
>slams my change down like a dickhead

one more
>Walking home from the shop
>Tread in dogshit
>Ffs. There's a bus coming anyway ill just jump on
>Ride the bus for 2 stops
>I was wiping the dogshit from my shoe under the seats of the bus
>Bus driver might actually clean the seats for a change.

>>37602334
I like riding the bus when there is room for everyone to sit and it isn't hot out.
You get to see different people and judge them and sometimes there are hot girls you can check out.

>>37602334
> eye fucking her
What the fucking U S A ? This is a thing now?

My advice is get shades and don't look at anyone. Just look at your phone and never stare more than 5 seconds to anyone.

And i'm here having to ride the bus two time everyday.
Not much to say tho, just some times where the front (white part) of the bus is full and i have to go to the back (black/ghetto part) of the bus, i just get paranoid about those monkeys.

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Sounds like you were too relaxed around the blacks.

>>37606666
underrated post
nice quadsies

>>37602334
I legit don't even know how payment works on the bus. Do you just put a dollar in change in when you get on or something?

>>37604878
Seems like you have a public humiliation fetish my friend. Enjoy.

>>37606666
STRAIGHT MAN POO POSTER, GTFO.

>>37603481
>Later found out you were suposed to push the doors to get out
If it makes you feel better, that's a really weird type of bus