>normies tell me to "go outside and get some fresh air!"

I know that feel, anon. I once went to McDonald's alone and a bunch of high school girls and one Chad started laughing at me for no reason. I didn't even do anything weird or autistic, other than being alone. Fuck going outside.

>>37602198
I eat at fast food places alone all the time, I usually just chill with my headphones while eating, what were you wearing?

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>>37602319
pic related and my jean jumpsuit, why?

>>37602127
>>37602198
>>37602319
Do you all really go outside alone??? That's so creepy. When someone says go out and get some fresh air, they mean go out and play a team sport or go to the bar with friends

>>37602319
I don't remember, but I don't own any weird clothes. I usually wear jeans and a black or white t-shirt.
>>37602377
That's too bad, because I don't have any friends.

>>37602377
Well why didn't you fucking say that you retarded bitch? Holy fucking shit you normal fags are constantly setting us up for disaster. I hope someone finds your kids attractive and molestsee them.

>37602390
dont take it so serious they are just kids
and i think you maybe acted like a virgin on that time

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>>37602377
Well. Uhm. How to say it ...

I don't have friends anon. Can i go outside without being mocked at ?

>>37602377
What, are you so insecure you need to be with other people to eat a burger? Listen to me you bitchboy, if I want to eat a burger or watch a movie alone ain't no one gonna stop me, you feel me?

>>37602127
>Kids are assholes
>Don't eat flaming
>If do eat flaming eat with spoon
>Next time pull a knife.
>Pussy teenage betas run a way pissing themselves

secret of the trade from a pro

always make yourself look like your in a hurry, the mocksters will assume your just takin a break from you're work and need to get back to it
tips: wear suit or some sort of recognizeable trade's clothes
always run from point to point
always breath like your out of breath even when ur not to make them think ur tired from being such a workaholic
always order to go
when buying 2 bigmacs(both for yourself) buy 2 drinks with them too to make them think the other's for the colleague

works like a charm for me, never been mocked in my life

>>37602604
MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK

>>37602127
im sorry anon.
try going to an isolated forest or lonely part of the park.
try to meditate or just watch the trees shit. also bring food,music and books. it should be fun.

>>37602127
>going to the park alone and looking at children like a creepy autist
>eating Cheetos, which might mean you're a fatass
>eat the Cheetos with chopsticks like an autist
>cry because some teenage kids called you names

I think those teens were right, you really are a flaming faggot.

this is why you go to the woods for a long walk. at most you're gonna see some animals. sucks to be a urban faggot if that's ur case haha x-DDD

>>37602704
this

>tfw live in the scottish highlands
>wild camping is legal
>spend some weekends alone in the wilderness

dont know how people handle being around others all the time

>>37602377
niggas can't even eat lunch alone and shit

>>37602127
This thread is depressing. You should all ignore that shit or do something about it.

>sit in bus shelter waiting for bus
>group of kids being loud and obnoxious
>three of them come inside the bus shelter and puff away in what is clearly a no smoking section
>Just stare at them
>toasties smiles and says "ola"
>keep staring
>eventually say "You're seriously smoking in a bus shelter?
>she starts being a smartass and asks where the sign is
>I point at the obvious red line and no smoking sign
>"Oh that says I'm allowed to smoke"
>being a dumbass cunt smart with me I don't give two shots anymore
>"I have a breathing condition. Pause. Please smoke outside

their faces DROPPED and they felt like SHIT. They apologised and left. It was satisfying as fuck to watch. Another roastie came back to apologise. I simply told her to never do it again.

>>37602856
>tell people that you are genetically inferior and need special treatment
>they take pity on you and are kind enough to accommodate your dysfunction
>this somehow makes you feel tough

mate

>brought some flaming hot cheetos
>eat them with chop sticks so my fingers don't get dirty.
>a group of teenagers walk by and call me a flaming faggot and laugh

literally laughed out loud, fucking mental bro

>>37602127
Heh, that's what you get for being a flaming faggot.

If you go outside, wear sunglasses and headphones if you don't want to talk to anyone, wear a smile if you're looking to creep people out, actually talk to them if you want confirm that humanity is dead.

>being so beta you get bullied
>not giving them a school shooter look so they are afraid of you
s m h

>>37604054
Why do that when you can simply stop being a gaping faggot?

>>37602127
>eat them with chop sticks so my fingers don't get dirty.

That's fucking genius dude. Next time I get chips or something I am doing that.

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>be me
>go outside for the first time in 4 months
>not 30 seconds outside before a 11 year old normie kid looks at me and tells me im ugly
Im done

>>37602377
>>37602675
>>37603834
Just snap normies hate shooters and terrorists
Target big friend groups and normie fast food sites when they are full.
You could play it easy and go to a school

>>37604210
You must be ridiculously ugly

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>>37604298
Not my fault that my parents decided to make a baby with their shitgenes
All bullying that has happened to me is because of my shit face and it isnt even my fault

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>lighten up anon just enjoy your time here on earth!
i wish i could. i just want to be loved

>>37602127
welp, at least they didnt call cops on you

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>>37604372
You can't expect someone to love you with that attitude! Stay positive anon and maybe someday you'll find that special someone someday :)

>>37604436
You said someday twice. Kys normalfag

only time I was ever mocked in public was a couple shitheads driving past me called me a faggot because they were too pussywhipped to say it to my face
I think I must look like a crazed killer to people

The "go outside" meme is an obvious trap set by normies so that they can harass you in person. Classic bait and switch.

>>37603834
How am I mental tho?!? I don't understand how eating hot cheetos is socially unacceptable?

>>37605087
Start carrying a rock to throw and fuck up their car then.
>>37602704
>tfw nearby woods are next to a park and are always filled with couples walking on the trails
>tfw they always look at me when passing like I just buried a body or they think they're going to get killed
Feels bad man

>>37602921
That's the only way you can get to them. They're generally not bad people, they're just incredibly smug and have zero respect for anybody stronger because they know you can't do anything to them. Tug at their heart strings and they'll back off almost immediately. Where did you think the whole playing a victim meme came from?

>>37602412
Because normalfags assume that people just automatically know what they mean and that all advice consists of is urging someone to do something that they already know how to do but are just choosing not to do, rather than flat out not knowing how to do it

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>>37602127
>One time I was eating fries in Burger King in the mall (on my birthday) and I opened my mouth to eat one and I missed and it hit my cheek and this girl walked past and laughed at me

>>37602127
All of the people in this thread are such insecure fucking pussies what the fuck. You all act like you're better than these people that say shit to you but if you really were then why would it matter what they say to you? Just go on with your life. Ignore it instead of being a fucking pussy and crying about it. Jfc are you a fucking 7 year old anon?

>>37607839
Agreed
Also what's with all you retards replying to obvious bait/normie larping, fucking newfaggots.

>>37602447
>>37602852
you are good, sane people

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If you guys went about your day to day shit outside with a little poise and confidence, nobody would say or think anything of you. If you walk around cowering away from people looking like you're scared of your own shadow you're just inviting people to look down on you for being a sperg

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>>37607337
>i missed and it hit my cheek

HAHAHAHAHHAH THIS ISNT FUCKING POSSIBLE AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH KYS HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE FFS DOES YOUR MOMY STILL CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS OLD MAN??? HOLY FUCK PLS tell me more my boy