>drinking water
How do normies do this shit? I can't remember the last time I drank straight water.
Why would you drink it when there's so much better tasting shit and healthier shit out there, for example I drink about 2 liters of Diet Sunkist everyday. Same calories as water but tastes 1,000x better.
>>37601518
pretty stale bait homie
>>37601518
Soda is fucking disgusting you degenerate. Nothing better than ice cold water. There's a reason you're a fat fuck with no chance at a normal life
>>37601518
jesus dude at least put some effort into it
>>37601571
>degenerate
ofc the /pol/tard falls for this shit bait
>>37601518
This is one of the worst bait's i have seen in a long time. I'm disappointed Anon
>>37601587
>any one who uses the word degenerate is /pol/
>Le /pol/ boogey man
Hello tumblr
>>37601662
You fell for the shit bait not me.
kachigga my nigga
>>37601571
That isn't true. Cold cider is far better than cold water
>drink literally gallons of soda daily
>Have perfect teeth and only weigh 130
Eat shit fat fucks, enjoy your tasteless water
>>37601739
Cider is for old people
>>37601776
>Cider is for women
ftfy
I know this is bait but living somewhere with excellent clean tap water is honestly great.
>>37601518
I drink almost exclusively water and have done so for the past year. Maybe I'll get a glass of milk at dinner occassionally, or maybe a soda once a month. Feels good man.
>this is what hamplanets think
>>37601518
I've been saving this image for a very long time, it's "You are a fat fuck" in Mayan Hieroglyphics. Please put down the fork you fat fuck.
>>37601518
>tastes 1000 times better than water
Water has no taste you dumb hoe, how can you compare a drink with taste to a tasteless drink?
Fucking idiot.
>>37602730
Feels pretty fucking good man. A clean body is the best. My piss and sweat don't smell bad anymore too after just drinking water for a few months.
>drinking the sugar jew
The fear of drinking it isn't your teeth or even your weight. Your heart will get fucked soon rather than later from sugar.
>>37602848
>Water has no taste
WRONG
Water has the taste of the minerals in it. It can, thus, either taste terrible from certain sources or taste superb. On average, it does have "less" taste than other drinks, but it takes an honest-to-goodness patrician to be able to enjoy the subtlety of water.
>>37603016
This, OP probably is a hamplanet that just can't stand to consume anything without sugar/salt in it.
>>37601518
have you seen any cola ad ever?
its the most normie tier trash